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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2205 on: March 08, 2013, 06:48:22 AM »
^ Good one.
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2206 on: March 08, 2013, 09:38:35 AM »
^ Good one.
:lol Thanks, it was a good party.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2207 on: March 08, 2013, 05:58:11 PM »
Wioo woo, detective shoes and heavy metal boiz!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2209 on: March 08, 2013, 08:42:26 PM »
Where are the drunkards? I need entertainment!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2210 on: March 08, 2013, 08:51:59 PM »
Where are the drunkards? I need entertainment!
I'm watching Blue Bloods !!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2211 on: March 15, 2013, 11:09:06 PM »
DTF... I'm very ashamed of myself. I went to Snic tonight...twice.... in a four hour period.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2212 on: March 16, 2013, 12:33:36 AM »
Bit pissed, but its all good cause my lips got sucked to death i kissed this girl so much  :heart

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2213 on: March 19, 2013, 10:29:10 PM »
gotta hate alcholo sometimes. Fucking 5:30 am, goodnight,
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2214 on: March 19, 2013, 10:31:39 PM »
FOR THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF VOMIT

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2215 on: March 19, 2013, 10:32:32 PM »
I barely ever puke of alcohol, strangely enough. In fact, I can't remember the last time I did.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2216 on: March 19, 2013, 10:33:32 PM »
....



THE KING IN THE BOTTLE!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2217 on: March 20, 2013, 01:20:41 AM »
Brace yourself. Hangover is coming.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2218 on: March 21, 2013, 10:25:16 PM »
[provb;y the ordt while still ositj don dtf
ehiky hsit,!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2219 on: March 22, 2013, 02:16:44 AM »
[provb;y the ordt while still ositj don dtf
ehiky hsit,!
I didn't know that you could speak Ancient Mayan.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2220 on: March 22, 2013, 05:39:27 AM »
I just drove through the night to myrtle beach. We are 8 hours early to check in. We watched the sunrise and now I'm hammered. <3

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2221 on: March 22, 2013, 09:29:08 AM »
[provb;y the ordt while still ositj don dtf
ehiky hsit,!
I didn't know that you could speak Ancient Mayan.

Neither did I, I'm a genius! And in all seriousness; what the flying fuck was that?  :lol
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2222 on: March 22, 2013, 04:27:00 PM »
[provb;y the ordt while still ositj don dtf
ehiky hsit,!
I didn't know that you could speak Ancient Mayan.

Neither did I, I'm a genius! And in all seriousness; what the flying fuck was that?  :lol
Why are you asking me  :biggrin:

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2223 on: March 23, 2013, 04:02:30 AM »
[provb;y the ordt while still ositj don dtf
ehiky hsit,!

 :rollin :rollin :rollin

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2224 on: March 23, 2013, 06:05:53 PM »
Hey dooders and doodettes, I am currently involved in a drunken stupor after a bottle of wine and some jack 'n coke, which I'm drinking right this vera;soiy/f

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2225 on: March 25, 2013, 06:53:40 PM »
[provb;y the ordt while still ositj don dtf
ehiky hsit,!

 :rollin :rollin :rollin

I think the first word is 'probably' and 'ordt' should mean 'worst'. I have no idea what I was saying with the second line :lol
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2226 on: March 27, 2013, 08:08:47 PM »
Hey guys I'm drunk and SHIT. ON A WEDDING NES DAY. WED THAT NES WITH THAT S. UH. DO IT. YEAH.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2227 on: March 27, 2013, 08:50:03 PM »
Maybe I'll order that 72-pin connector I've been wanting to replace on my NES :justjen
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2228 on: April 04, 2013, 04:02:20 PM »
Today's haul from my trip to Total Wine:



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Great Divide Titan IPA

Smuttynose Robust Porter

Dogfish Head Aprihop IPA

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2229 on: April 04, 2013, 06:48:23 PM »
luckily my fvaourite thread is ni the front age, that way I don't ahbe to serach fo it lie I usually do. 4 hours of slepe, big thing tomorrow.

Lets go! :D

goodngith dtfQ!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2230 on: April 07, 2013, 09:08:05 PM »
I'm drunk and I hate everything that exists./

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2231 on: April 07, 2013, 09:17:02 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2232 on: May 01, 2013, 09:58:56 PM »
Reportin' for duty!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2233 on: May 01, 2013, 11:20:58 PM »
oh hayyyy
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2234 on: May 12, 2013, 08:25:26 PM »
So I was going to do a nother picture of this nature, wehn I realize,d "FUck, I'm druijknm and this is probably ont a good iea."
SI"M sure some of you remeber this heheheheh
edit: I can't stop drawing boobs.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2235 on: May 13, 2013, 07:13:30 AM »
I thought the last one was Moving Pictures?
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2236 on: May 13, 2013, 08:16:13 AM »
Nah, that was the test shot with boxers still intact

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2237 on: May 13, 2013, 01:51:24 PM »
Do one with Death Magnetic with your dick poking through the casket cutout.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2238 on: May 15, 2013, 09:51:12 PM »
Good morning, 5am here. A few pints down the local ended up in me having my fair share of my favorite drink straight from Austria:

80% nomnomnom

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2239 on: May 18, 2013, 04:15:56 PM »
Drunk like a mutherfucking asshole, 355 days since the girl left, angry as shit at everything ever, not a good night, feel like shit. Probably need help because of ridiculous teen drama bullshit.