Author Topic: The official DTF "drunk" thread (Read 285891 times)

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #2030 on:** August 12, 2012, 03:15:55 AM »

Capatain Durnk reportimng for duty. Who els eis in!

Ħ · « **Reply #2031 on:** August 24, 2012, 01:39:37 AM »

wassup homies

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #2032 on:** August 24, 2012, 01:44:05 AM »

^^ Oh dear Jeebus.

Gadough · « **Reply #2033 on:** August 24, 2012, 01:53:48 AM »

Quote from: Ħ on August 24, 2012, 01:39:37 AM

wassup homies

I refuse to believe it.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #2034 on:** August 24, 2012, 01:58:19 AM »

Dude's totally planckstered

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #2035 on:** August 24, 2012, 02:04:23 AM »

Quote from: black_floyd on August 24, 2012, 01:58:19 AM

Dude's totally planckstered

Correctamundo.

Ħ · « **Reply #2036 on:** August 24, 2012, 02:14:11 AM »

ay guys, so I've just been kickin it with my roomies for my 21st, anyone hear of a beer bong? haha yeah, it's kind of like diving into the deep end

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #2037 on:** August 24, 2012, 02:20:46 AM »

Quote from: Ħ on August 24, 2012, 02:14:11 AM

ay guys, so I've just been kickin it with my roomies for my 21st, anyone hear of a beer bong? haha yeah, it's kind of like diving into the deep end

Ah yes - H's first hangover is brewing quite nicely.

Elite · « **Reply #2038 on:** August 24, 2012, 04:15:49 AM »

you know, stuff like that makes this one of my favourite threads.

Nekov · « **Reply #2039 on:** August 24, 2012, 01:43:50 PM »

Well, it's time for me to share this with you H

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/scientific-proof-that-a-bacon-sandwich-is-the-best-386742

Ħ · « **Reply #2040 on:** August 24, 2012, 02:01:29 PM »

About to head over to Habit Burger - thanks for the tip, I'll get me one of them.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #2041 on:** August 24, 2012, 02:04:41 PM »

Say n***a, how dat hooch makin u feel today. U feelin mad twerked? Dat shit done murked ya huh, son?

TioJorge · « **Reply #2042 on:** August 24, 2012, 02:04:54 PM »

Ohhh I'm gonna need to be deep in this thread's butthole come Sunday night. Double today, double tomorrow, open on Sunday... Fucking god damn cocksucking restaurant industry with slackers. WELL BRING IT, YOU HUNGRY, THIRSTY SNOBS WHO THINK THEY KNOW WINE. I WAS BORN TO A WINE-O. FAAAAACK YEEEWWW.

So I'm here prematurely because this weekend will be the loosest of buttholes.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #2043 on:** August 24, 2012, 02:05:49 PM »

*bends over*

Ħ · « **Reply #2044 on:** August 24, 2012, 02:53:20 PM »

Quote from: black_floyd on August 24, 2012, 02:04:41 PM

Say n***a, how dat hooch makin u feel today. U feelin mad twerked? Dat shit done murked ya huh, son?

Fo shizzle, dawg

Ryzee · « **Reply #2045 on:** August 24, 2012, 03:27:52 PM »

Quote from: Ħ on August 24, 2012, 02:14:11 AM

ay guys, so I've just been kickin it with my roomies for my 21st, anyone hear of a beer bong? haha yeah, it's kind of like diving into the deep end

Yes I have H. Yes I have. Come here you, give Uncle Ry a big hug, I'm sooo proud of you!

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #2046 on:** August 24, 2012, 05:29:40 PM »

Quote from: Nekov on August 24, 2012, 01:43:50 PM

Well, it's time for me to share this with you H

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/scientific-proof-that-a-bacon-sandwich-is-the-best-386742

Brilliant.

robwebster · « **Reply #2047 on:** August 24, 2012, 08:15:23 PM »

WELL LOOKEE HERE!

how's it going, varmints?!

carl320 · « **Reply #2048 on:** August 24, 2012, 08:16:47 PM »

*Lookees at where Rob is looking*

Been watching some Looney Tunes?

robwebster · « **Reply #2049 on:** August 24, 2012, 08:17:49 PM »

No, but that is a top drawer idea, right there.

You get a sheriff's badge.

TioJorge · « **Reply #2050 on:** August 24, 2012, 09:55:21 PM »

Well despite the fact that I have to open tomorrow at 6 AM (we normally open at 9 AM, just to give some perspective on how ridiculously early I'm going in for absolutely no apparent reason), I decided to bring home some Beringer (2006..Yyyyyum) Cab and say fuck it all to hell and give that sumbitch AIDS because I couldn't possibly give a shit less right now. I won't drink the whole thing cause I'm workin a double tomorrow but I'll be damned if I'm not at least gonna fly in the sky with my lil Bellsprout buddy here. Fucking restaurants. If you're a youngin' whose lookin' for a job and you're interested in the restaurant business: Fuck off, cause that shit will turn you into a Jack The Ripper-esque maniacal killer; except instead of hookers you'll go after pompous assholes who think they know their wine and then you'll shove that wine right up their ass and they'll fucking like it, god damn it.

Kdone. ChugchugchuginhaleinhaleexhaleexhalechugchugZZZzzzZZZZzzzzBBBVVVVRRRRT

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #2051 on:** August 24, 2012, 10:08:58 PM »

Drinking and driving is a substantially better idea than ever working in a restaurant.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2052 on:** August 24, 2012, 10:22:01 PM »

4 fine craft beers watching football. Buzzing and ready for bed.

TL · « **Reply #2053 on:** August 24, 2012, 10:39:04 PM »

There needs to be another Halifax DTF get-together, largely because I missed that last one.
Any other Halifax DTF members on board?

MetalMike06 · « **Reply #2054 on:** August 25, 2012, 03:54:18 AM »

Had a decent night for once

Erhmahgerrddd...DrreeerrmTherterFererums

Elite · « **Reply #2055 on:** September 04, 2012, 06:45:48 PM »

thread revival
hello drunk people

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #2056 on:** September 04, 2012, 08:12:55 PM »

Band practice = Thirsty Tuesday. Booyah.

Ħ · « **Reply #2057 on:** September 05, 2012, 08:20:31 PM »

So the other night I got myself some free wine. A girl I know gave me some guy's number that she wasn't interested in. I messed with him for two whole days. It culminated when we got him to bring over pizza, wine, and soda. Then we got him to leave. I'll post the texting convo later.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #2058 on:** September 05, 2012, 08:55:41 PM »

Sounds like an asshole thing to do.

Ħ · « **Reply #2059 on:** September 05, 2012, 08:56:35 PM »

It was. But it was a team effort. Also I'm paying him back.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #2060 on:** September 05, 2012, 09:02:38 PM »

Well, ya didn't say there was a back story. What happened?

Ħ · « **Reply #2061 on:** September 05, 2012, 09:03:12 PM »

I'll post it in when my friend sends me the text file. It's long.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #2062 on:** September 05, 2012, 09:18:29 PM »

Quote from: Ħ on September 05, 2012, 09:03:12 PM

It's long.

carl320 · « **Reply #2063 on:** September 05, 2012, 09:30:24 PM »

I can't get over it.

b_f doesn't have the Blackfloyder park avatar anymore... it throws me off.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #2064 on:** September 05, 2012, 09:45:20 PM »

It'll be back as soon as the Opeth survivor's over or as soon as bosk caves in and makes a second vomit emote. Here's the events that led to the Blackwater parting:

1. It was getting to be more and more difficult to hunt down posts where I remembered folks using that emote so I just ended up storing it in my sig for easy access.

2. I changed my sig so it would include a colorful, eyecatching link to both of the Opeth survivors that are going on right now (consolation round and nonalbum tracks.)

3. Since there's some weird 500-character limit on the space a sig can occupy in its raw form on the profile page where you modify it (like where hyperlinks are displayed with the full URL and all coding is fully spelled out), I no longer could fit the survivor links, vomit emote, and roster of folks who've sigged me, so I figured the Blackwater Park could easily be hunted down in the future whereas I can't fully trust myself to remember all 9 or so members who've sigged me and that vomit emote is slammin.

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Author Topic: The official DTF "drunk" thread (Read 285891 times)