Author Topic: The official DTF "drunk" thread (Read 287759 times)

lonestar · « **Reply #1925 on:** March 17, 2012, 07:14:57 PM »

orcus wins: Drunk, check
Legible typing, check
Batman jumpy house, motherfucking check

Sigz · « **Reply #1926 on:** March 17, 2012, 09:50:24 PM »

We got a bouncy house for my friend's birthday a few weeks ago, shit was so cash.

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #1927 on:** March 17, 2012, 10:53:46 PM »

Hpapy ST. Pattys DAy guys!

lonestar · « **Reply #1928 on:** March 17, 2012, 11:08:10 PM »

I may be sober, but if I eat one more piece of corned beef, I will puke.

axeman90210 · « **Reply #1929 on:** March 17, 2012, 11:15:12 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on March 17, 2012, 11:08:10 PM

I may be sober, but if I eat one more piece of corned beef, I will puke.

I can never eat a ton of corned beef at once, but I was fine just snacking on a slice of it whenever I had to make a sandwich.

lonestar · « **Reply #1930 on:** March 17, 2012, 11:16:51 PM »

Quote from: axeman90210 on March 17, 2012, 11:15:12 PM

Quote from: lonestar on March 17, 2012, 11:08:10 PM
I may be sober, but if I eat one more piece of corned beef, I will puke.

I can never eat a ton of corned beef at once, but I was fine just snacking on a slice of it whenever I had to make a sandwich.

I had about twenty pounds,. sliced and at my disposal the whole night.

TioJorge · « **Reply #1931 on:** March 17, 2012, 11:45:37 PM »

I am sufficiently floating with a helicopter.

So I am here, in this thread with you fine people.

I slit my wrists and said "World, this is my blood. It's red, just like yours. So LOVE ME."

snapple · « **Reply #1932 on:** March 18, 2012, 05:49:30 AM »

Who wants phone numbers?

Edit: that's one of them whos number I got

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1933 on:** March 18, 2012, 05:53:11 AM »

Arrogant Bastard, 10 year aged Pale Ale and a fine Maibock last night with a Dublin Burger last night. Buzz was engaged.

MasterLomaxus · « **Reply #1934 on:** March 18, 2012, 08:48:41 PM »

I got blasted on some Avery Brewing Company brand Brown Ale

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1935 on:** March 19, 2012, 12:27:20 AM »

Got a slight buzz after 3 bottles of Sierra Nevada Ruthless Rye Ale earlier. Shit is just on the verge of being pretty good because the hop profile is nicely rich but I think the rye kills it for me. Kind of a bummer but I should blame myself since, aside from their awesome regular Pale Ale, virtually nothing from them tickles this sailor's clit.

splent · « **Reply #1936 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:39:02 PM »

I don't ahve a job at the end of the school year, I found today. So... i'm getting a little tipsy.

TioJorge · « **Reply #1937 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:04:09 PM »

Shiiiet... I'm sorry to hear that, Splent. Drink your troubles away. I'll join you. I just found out that I really am a human being. Not even a real one. Not even a HERO.

splent · « **Reply #1938 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:55:48 PM »

This is the most I have drunk ins a long time.... I will remember this... I mean I'm not THAT drunk... I will probably never be THAT drunk again... but you know...

MasterLomaxus · « **Reply #1939 on:** March 21, 2012, 10:35:40 PM »

I'm about 6 Coors Lights in. I actually feel a bit inebriated.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1940 on:** March 22, 2012, 01:12:24 AM »

Bout to grab beer #1 of the night. Duck Rabbit Porter is pretty unimpressive so I'll start with that as I usually try to drink the beers I don't like much first when there are numerous varieties in my fridge. I'm beginning to wonder if the water in NC is just jank enough to murk the suds in these parts since I've not liked any of the North Carolinian beers I've tried in my time living here.

Elsydeon · « **Reply #1941 on:** March 22, 2012, 01:40:02 AM »

I got really drunk tonight and texted 9 girls trying to hook up with them.... tomorrow will be awkward

Silver Tears · « **Reply #1942 on:** March 22, 2012, 05:33:01 PM »

I'm a little bit drunk but shhhh don't tell DTF.

Nekov · « **Reply #1943 on:** March 22, 2012, 05:37:28 PM »

I'm drinking some mead and it's kicking in

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1944 on:** March 23, 2012, 01:10:50 AM »

So what's that shit like anyway? I've always been curious about it.

Nekov · « **Reply #1945 on:** March 23, 2012, 06:34:36 AM »

Quote from: black_floyd on March 23, 2012, 01:10:50 AM

So what's that shit like anyway? I've always been curious about it.

It's sweet and very tasty. It's also very tricky cause you don't really feel the alcohol when you're drinking it so you just keep going until it's too late

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1946 on:** March 25, 2012, 02:45:36 AM »

Since sugary drinks usually lead to bad hangovers I'm guessing this shit'll hella murk your next day if you drink it the way you indicated you did?

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #1947 on:** March 28, 2012, 08:58:05 AM »

The next time i get drunk, I'm bringing birthday cake with me. I only had two pieces of cake at the bar I went to, and a shitton of alcomohol, and the next day I was fi-ddidly-ine.

Pardon my flanders.

Nekov · « **Reply #1948 on:** March 29, 2012, 07:32:14 AM »

Quote from: black_floyd on March 25, 2012, 02:45:36 AM

Since sugary drinks usually lead to bad hangovers I'm guessing this shit'll hella murk your next day if you drink it the way you indicated you did?

I know better by now so i could control myself but I'm not a good reference for hangovers, I always get them no matter what I drink $:-\$

Nekov · « **Reply #1949 on:** March 29, 2012, 08:15:59 PM »

Just came back from having some beers with my work coleagues. More beers with them tomorrow. I need to go to sleep

TioJorge · « **Reply #1950 on:** March 29, 2012, 08:23:45 PM »

BOOOO! I'm just getting started. I'm feeling purdy good except I almost died today and can't stop thinking about it so I'm going to light this here plant and smoke it because alcohol is doing fuck all for my nerves.

SO! Here's to a night of bogging out my room and forgetting today. Time to watch some zany anime... (Gankutsuou for the four other people who watch anime here)

TioJorge · « **Reply #1951 on:** March 30, 2012, 07:25:42 PM »

Hay ya'lllllll I'm durnka durnka. I doulbe posted OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #1952 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:13:22 PM »

I ave no idea wwhat durnka drunka means but I'm hella there (misnus the plant). Time to get my 007 on the XBXO365.

Edit: I just realized that with very post I make I'm supporting the arts. How the fuck that does work in the dfrunk thread?

Elite · « **Reply #1953 on:** April 10, 2012, 08:44:57 PM »

I mjst be the only person who gets drunk on tuesday evenings. Hello, drunk people.

MajorMatt · « **Reply #1954 on:** April 11, 2012, 05:53:32 PM »

Pre Warning:

It's Wednesday night and its Jam Night at my local so the 10 pints have kicked in. However, Saturday night is a big night out with all my friends before we all go back to uni, so I plan to be royally arseholed. Therefore, I appologise in advance to DTF and the DTF Community on Facebook before I show myself up.

TioJorge · « **Reply #1955 on:** April 11, 2012, 06:04:53 PM »

I'm sick as a dog but I'm feeling really good cause Nyquil.

And Monster drinks since I've slept a shitload already and it's time to

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1956 on:** April 12, 2012, 09:32:34 PM »

Well whore-hay, since you're sick and Quilin' like a villain, you may wanna go Jamaican just a little as it'll send you into the stratosphere of Feelsgoodmanville. Start off slow though since this is only meant to be while you're sick obviously since the Quil is obviously not coming to the party once you're well.

obscure · « **Reply #1957 on:** April 13, 2012, 07:01:46 AM »

wanna get drunk!

LCArenas · « **Reply #1958 on:** April 15, 2012, 01:02:20 AM »

drunk right now baby, listening to some Opeth.the VOID opened by mikael's mouthvoice!is't just amazing ha

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1959 on:** April 15, 2012, 09:30:06 PM »

I love this carton for Flying Dog's Road Dog Porter:

I'm not drinking that tonight though. This is tonight's roster:

News: Fall Into the Light, official video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFxH4kky6z4

Author Topic: The official DTF "drunk" thread (Read 287759 times)