Author Topic: The official DTF "drunk" thread (Read 287450 times)

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1785 on:** December 08, 2011, 01:07:56 AM »

Quote from: MasterLomaxus on December 08, 2011, 12:51:09 AM

I hope you at least drink Franzia brand boxed wines.

Word. Almaden's for pussies.

MasterLomaxus · « **Reply #1786 on:** December 08, 2011, 01:09:34 AM »

Haha! I can't say shit, because I'm drinking Keystone Light, right now.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1787 on:** December 08, 2011, 01:11:48 AM »

BITTER BEER FACE!!!

obscure · « **Reply #1788 on:** December 08, 2011, 01:16:24 AM »

holy crap

MasterLomaxus · « **Reply #1789 on:** December 08, 2011, 01:21:16 AM »

That is exactly how one shouldn't look, after drinking a crisp, refreshing Keystone. Sadly, that is exactly how one WILL look, after drinking a crisp, refreshing Keystone.

Sigz · « **Reply #1790 on:** December 08, 2011, 01:25:29 AM »

Keystone really isn't terrible, like most of the cheap college beers. As long as it's cold it's just carbonated liquid.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1791 on:** December 08, 2011, 01:42:28 AM »

I gotta say Natty Light is amongst the most difficult ones I've dealt with. Even Schlitz was better despite its known reputation for being amongst the worst in existence.

bout to crash · « **Reply #1792 on:** December 08, 2011, 11:28:30 PM »

Batch 19 is actually better than I expected...

LCArenas · « **Reply #1793 on:** December 09, 2011, 12:40:24 AM »

Im trying to be drunk but write aslgood as I can.

Listening to Anathema -Eternity. sentient is one mof the most beautiful things that has ever been composed bu a human being. PERIOD

snapple · « **Reply #1794 on:** December 11, 2011, 09:27:28 PM »

HEre are some drunk texts

MasterLomaxus · « **Reply #1795 on:** December 13, 2011, 09:13:49 PM »

I'm not drunk, but I am enjoying a Rolling Rock brand Extra Pale Lager.

Nekov · « **Reply #1796 on:** December 15, 2011, 06:47:58 AM »

The Norte Photoblocker is a functional beer cooler surrounded by four sensors that can detect the flashes from cameras or cell phones and fire back its own flash to ruin an resulting photos

Here is the article

https://www.gizmag.com/norte-photoblocker-club-beer-cooler/20820/

FlamTap · « **Reply #1797 on:** December 15, 2011, 09:02:05 AM »

Rumpleminz

lateralus88 · « **Reply #1798 on:** December 25, 2011, 01:46:22 AM »

drujnkn hurjf gihon

Gadough · « **Reply #1799 on:** December 25, 2011, 01:49:20 AM »

Quote from: lateralus88 on December 25, 2011, 01:46:22 AM

drujnkn hurjf gihon

"My pants feel wet, why do my pants feel wet"

lateralus88 · « **Reply #1800 on:** December 25, 2011, 01:51:51 AM »

Quote from: Gadough on December 25, 2011, 01:49:20 AM

Quote from: lateralus88 on December 25, 2011, 01:46:22 AM
drujnkn hurjf gihon

"My pants feel wet, why do my pants feel wet"

; i may or may hbave not said thatg

Gadough · « **Reply #1801 on:** December 25, 2011, 01:53:53 AM »

Quote from: lateralus88 on December 25, 2011, 01:51:51 AM

Quote from: Gadough on December 25, 2011, 01:49:20 AM
Quote from: lateralus88 on December 25, 2011, 01:46:22 AM
drujnkn hurjf gihon

"My pants feel wet, why do my pants feel wet"
; i may or may hbave not said thatg

"I'm gonna go try to take a piss, if I fall over and die call the cops or something. Be back in 10 minutes."

Tripp · « **Reply #1802 on:** December 25, 2011, 01:54:26 AM »

"I may or may not have just drank water from the bathroom because I'm out of water in my room"

lateralus88 · « **Reply #1803 on:** December 25, 2011, 01:55:13 AM »

Gadough · « **Reply #1804 on:** December 25, 2011, 01:58:52 AM »

"One of my life goals is to take a shit in every state in America"

Gadough · « **Reply #1805 on:** December 25, 2011, 02:03:10 AM »

"One time I was playing Halo 2 with my friend Jesus"

Tripp · « **Reply #1806 on:** December 25, 2011, 02:07:22 AM »

"I just had a lot of things"

Gadough · « **Reply #1807 on:** December 25, 2011, 02:11:06 AM »

"I am floaty. I just realized my arms feel like nothing."

"My arms are currently waving in the air and I'm calling them hands. Oooohhhhh man, hilarious."

lateralus88 · « **Reply #1808 on:** December 25, 2011, 02:12:23 AM »

stop quotig meeeeeee

Gadough · « **Reply #1809 on:** December 25, 2011, 02:24:35 AM »

"I really do do wanna do get drunk"

"I may have also stuck my penis in it, I have no idea"

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1810 on:** December 25, 2011, 02:36:10 AM »

Still not a drop of alcohol since last Monday's Christmas party at work. The 24-hour bug that had Cthulhu creeping out of my asshole on Thursday made it a lot easier to resist the creature.

Gadough · « **Reply #1811 on:** December 25, 2011, 03:08:18 AM »

"I'm staring at my walls right now, they're so colorful, it makes me happy. My walls are so soft, holy shit."

Tripp · « **Reply #1812 on:** December 25, 2011, 03:29:08 AM »

YEAHHHHHH (this is Alex durnk, he was trying to make a duckface.)

obscure · « **Reply #1813 on:** December 25, 2011, 04:35:26 AM »

Fluffy Lothario · « **Reply #1814 on:** December 25, 2011, 04:43:18 AM »

I'VE FOUND MY HOME! HERE I SHALL MY STAY ELENORE

QUOTH THIS RAVEN FOREVERMORE

TioJorge · « **Reply #1815 on:** January 06, 2012, 07:50:58 PM »

Hey everyone, I'm drunk. This thread should be at the top because I am the drunkard of the Southern North America. Drink, drink, drink!!!

You're all famished. Soon, you will crave vodka. Much like the martini that I am sipping on at this current moment in the flow of the diarrhea of time. Just...all over the place. Everywhere. Smelly fish.

P.S. Much later: I hate you all for not joingig me in my BLAUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRGHHHHHHHHHSAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1816 on:** January 07, 2012, 05:40:12 PM »

These make an awesome snacking combo during NFL playoff games:

+

The Breckenridge Small Batch 471 is nothing short of astoundingly awesome. I get notes of citrus that lean toward apricot, the hops are very nicely in the middle leaning just a tad toward "very hoppy", and at 9.2% it doesn't have that harsh, chemical-tasting bite that most beers begin exhibiting at 7.0% or higher. If blind taste testing, I'd assume it was more like 6.0% tops.

TioJorge · « **Reply #1817 on:** January 07, 2012, 06:02:03 PM »

Woot!! Beautiful.

First Texans win. Good stuff.

But now.. Oh now... it is ON. GO SAINTS. GET CRUNK GET CRUNK GET CRUNK. er.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1818 on:** January 07, 2012, 06:20:39 PM »

Quote from: TioJorge on January 07, 2012, 06:02:03 PM

Woot!! Beautiful.

First Texans win. Good stuff.

But now.. Oh now... it is ON. GO SAINTS. GET CRUNK GET CRUNK GET CRUNK. er.

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #1819 on:** January 07, 2012, 06:21:46 PM »

Quote from: TioJorge on January 07, 2012, 06:02:03 PM

First Texans win. Good stuff.

No fooling? Excellent!!!

News: Track-by-track video for Untethered Angel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Co1_h0GtAw

Author Topic: The official DTF "drunk" thread (Read 287450 times)