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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1750 on: November 11, 2011, 07:57:23 PM »
Drunk up to my ass!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1751 on: November 11, 2011, 08:57:10 PM »
 :lol Good appreciation. But more alcohol in my system would make me puke so I'll stay the way I am right now
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1752 on: November 11, 2011, 09:18:27 PM »
teh axeman reporting for drunk duty :metal
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1753 on: November 13, 2011, 08:38:32 AM »
godamn last night was great, even got my photo for the student newspaper because wyh fukcin not

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1754 on: November 16, 2011, 05:46:31 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1755 on: November 16, 2011, 05:48:01 PM »
I've been drunk all day but now I'm REAAAAALLLLLLLY drunk. And still my spelling and typing speed is perfect. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!? This makes me think that either I should be a professional typist and fuck the book of world records in it's tight little asshole or that other people try waaaay to hard to look drunk whilst on the internet. Which makes me want to beat a cute little rabbits face until it's a hunk of meat which I will promptly consume. Fuck.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1756 on: November 16, 2011, 06:42:07 PM »
Working on my 4th drink and listening to some "Turtleneck & Chain"

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1757 on: November 17, 2011, 07:11:15 AM »
yeah.... I need some booze now... if only I could tell my manager that I'd work much more efficiently  :-\

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1758 on: November 21, 2011, 02:21:28 PM »
enjoying my 5th glass of vodka and tonic and getting thete.....

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1759 on: November 21, 2011, 02:33:50 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1760 on: November 21, 2011, 02:34:21 PM »
yeah... you know what I mean... or sb does....

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1761 on: November 21, 2011, 02:35:21 PM »
Just playing with you baby

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1762 on: November 21, 2011, 02:38:55 PM »
meh whatever...
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1763 on: November 21, 2011, 02:42:30 PM »
Let's all fuck on the forums like wildebeests.


I'm not drunk. But I just took two vicodin and a bong rip so FUCK IT ALL TO HELL, I'M SCREWED.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1765 on: November 21, 2011, 02:45:26 PM »
wut.... this is the drunk thread.... anything should be....   
sod it....

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1766 on: November 26, 2011, 06:50:42 PM »
Made up a Manhattan tonight that, after one glass, had already got me quite buzzed.  THAT is a good drink, right there.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1767 on: November 29, 2011, 09:31:53 AM »
Holy shit I was so gaddam drunk I couldn't report for duty when I came home. I was on here for a short bit and then passed the fock out.

Captiain Semidrunk reporting for his part time shift. Beers beers beers, CAR BOMB IN THIS MOTHA-beers beers beers beers beers-sobertime cranberry squeeze. I did one brave thing tonight and tried dancing with three girls I didn't know at all. it went ok. they left after the song. And not a single fockwas given.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1768 on: November 29, 2011, 05:11:30 PM »
Went to a Karaoke place yesterday, and got smashed essentially for free, because the Kiwis kept buying me drinks when they liked my singing. Rough morning today. Luckily I had my wits together by the time I arrived back in my hotel room that I downed half a liter or water before going to sleep.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1769 on: November 29, 2011, 10:45:44 PM »
Long day at work.  Having a beer (or two).  :metal
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1770 on: December 03, 2011, 11:01:31 AM »
CAR BOMB IN THIS MOTHA
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1771 on: December 04, 2011, 01:46:36 AM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1772 on: December 04, 2011, 12:41:50 PM »
I'm not drunk (teetotal) but I'm high as f*ck... I've been prescribed a new medication called Nabilone which is a synthetic canniboid, I smoked pot a lot as a teenager but don't enjoy it or do it anymore, but from my memory of what being high is like, this is precisely it. Apparently it's normal. It's the third day I've been on it and I've been nothing but stoned for the entirety of each day meaning I can't go to work as I'm a bank cashier and a) can't drive like this and b) would probably screw up a lot of stuff at work with people's money.

I'm bloody sick of being high and wonder if anyone else has any experience with trying to balance the effects of prescription medication (I take this drug, another one, ketamine and morphine alongside other stuff) with live. I can't see how I'm gonna balance life and working with this. I literally feel numb, can't feel my skin, am having conversations in which I realise I'm speaking nonsense, I'm ridiculously drowsy, my eyes won't open fully, I'm just high. And I'm due at work tomorrow. Advice?
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1773 on: December 05, 2011, 01:51:10 PM »
Honey, if you don't mind me asking, what are you prescribed it for? Well what I mean is if you need that much strong medication you must be in huge pain.... If you are in that much pain, your doctor should give you a letter and you can take sick leave.... driving is so damn dangerous under heavy medication and ant it won't be an excuse when you make a mistake at your work....

I urge you.... either don't take the medication (if you really don't have to) or stay home...... safe and sound.....


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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1774 on: December 06, 2011, 09:57:10 AM »
It's for 'chronic pelvic pain' as that's what it's apparently called. It's about day five and I think I'm slowly coming down a bit, hopefully within another week or so I'll be fully functioning again... I do 'need' to take it to try and feel less pain, and I'm never gonna be at a point where I'm not at work and it needs to be taken and tried so I guess there's no right time to start. Work are okay, but I only have two weeks sick pay this year, if I run out of sick pay I won't be able to pay bills or rent so it's a bit stressful...
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1775 on: December 06, 2011, 10:42:52 AM »
oh sorry to hear that darling.... hope the health improves.....  :-\

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1776 on: December 06, 2011, 04:28:38 PM »
I think this will be useful here

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1777 on: December 06, 2011, 05:09:18 PM »
Good list Nekon :lol

My favorite was the entry for "Beer is crystal-clear."
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1778 on: December 06, 2011, 05:40:07 PM »
 :lol

My favorite as well
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1779 on: December 06, 2011, 11:44:15 PM »
:lol

Honestly the only one I can relate to is the first one. I've done that a few times.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1780 on: December 06, 2011, 11:52:12 PM »
I think imma get a good buzz on tonight. Been trying to drink my way through some of the shittier sixers I bought during a blind purchasing of six different sixers of which only New Belgium's Hoptober had I already drank before. Many disappointments in the lot unfortunately but this one was fantastic:

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1781 on: December 08, 2011, 12:22:49 AM »
I bought some cheap sake, earlier.  It has actually fucked me up a tad bit

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1782 on: December 08, 2011, 12:39:42 AM »
Besides Chino's gift, which was a godsend BTW, I've pretty much been exclusively drinking boxed wine and plastic bottle vodka (sometimes mixed together). Feels good man.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1783 on: December 08, 2011, 12:42:55 AM »
Ouch! :lol Dude, any time you're in my neck of the woods, beer's on me :tup
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1784 on: December 08, 2011, 12:51:09 AM »
I hope you at least drink Franzia brand boxed wines.