Author Topic: The official DTF "drunk" thread (Read 286517 times)

Nekov · « **Reply #1715 on:** November 03, 2011, 08:24:05 PM »

Just came back from a bar. Had some beers with a couple of friends. Drunk at home.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1716 on:** November 03, 2011, 08:25:56 PM »

Got a good buzz on.

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #1717 on:** November 03, 2011, 09:09:16 PM »

I may be joining this thread in about 5 years or so.

Sigz · « **Reply #1718 on:** November 03, 2011, 09:46:09 PM »

Watching Sharktopus and drinking

zxlkho · « **Reply #1719 on:** November 03, 2011, 09:53:49 PM »

rEPORTING FOR DUTY CAPTAIN

Sigz · « **Reply #1720 on:** November 04, 2011, 12:57:23 AM »

HAI DTFJSDNASKFJNSDKFJN

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1721 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:37:05 AM »

Should I inebriate?

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1722 on:** November 04, 2011, 02:19:40 AM »

Double post... I actually was hoping for someone to say something like "yeah dude, let's get sloshed!" but I guess it isn't 5 o'clock anywhere at the moment.

TioJorge · « **Reply #1723 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:04:05 PM »

Drunk on NyQuil. Fucking flu.

obscure · « **Reply #1724 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:30:42 PM »

feels good

TioJorge · « **Reply #1725 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:57:57 PM »

I'm FEELIN' it!

But it's 40 outside and I'm sweaaaaaatttinng BULLETTS!

Hello me. Meet the real pokemaster.

obscure · « **Reply #1726 on:** November 04, 2011, 02:07:13 PM »

Lynxo · « **Reply #1727 on:** November 04, 2011, 04:04:52 PM »

DURNK!

zxlkho · « **Reply #1728 on:** November 04, 2011, 04:37:31 PM »

Magic Hat #9

Arch Benemy · « **Reply #1729 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:08:17 PM »

Ahhhh jeez yeah I'm drunk. It's such a goddamn lopw-down dirty trick to get those buff girls to walk around selling shots and cocktails in bars. I'm such a sucker fo a pretty face!

Arch Benemy · « **Reply #1730 on:** November 05, 2011, 03:25:54 AM »

Damn, in the cold light of day that's not as pretty a face as I remember

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #1731 on:** November 05, 2011, 11:50:51 AM »

Quote from: Arch Benemy on November 04, 2011, 07:08:17 PM

Ahhhh jeez yeah I'm drunk. It's such a goddamn lopw-down dirty trick to get those buff girls to walk around selling shots and cocktails in bars. I'm such a sucker fo a pretty face!

Dat Honker

bout to crash · « **Reply #1732 on:** November 05, 2011, 11:22:58 PM »

Quote from: zxlkho on November 04, 2011, 04:37:31 PM

Magic Hat #9

So glad I got to have one of these when I was back east.

Anyway I'm workin on my durnk with some pinot gris I got for free at work

lonestar · « **Reply #1733 on:** November 06, 2011, 12:16:01 AM »

Quote from: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on November 05, 2011, 11:50:51 AM

Quote from: Arch Benemy on November 04, 2011, 07:08:17 PM
Ahhhh jeez yeah I'm drunk. It's such a goddamn lopw-down dirty trick to get those buff girls to walk around selling shots and cocktails in bars. I'm such a sucker fo a pretty face!

Dat Honker

I saw that, that's a butthole probe, not a nose.

Sigz · « **Reply #1734 on:** November 06, 2011, 01:47:18 AM »

oh god irish carbombs

sonatafanica · « **Reply #1735 on:** November 06, 2011, 02:51:47 AM »

i have not been drunk in a few days which sucks ass

but i spent a few hours tonight in a waffle house and had like 15 cups of coffee

have had constant, unwavering erection during and since,

also heart murmurs

also erection has become permanent limpdick, god help us all

full on penetration smutty zine, illegal in all countries

tumblr tits, totally would "choke the" chicken, having dick murmurs, hearing god through the walls

sir please listen to reason, this boner on its own can not stand heheh

bout to crash · « **Reply #1736 on:** November 06, 2011, 11:03:29 AM »

I love you Chris

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #1737 on:** November 08, 2011, 03:36:39 AM »

Senor drunk reproting for duty

Just realized i spiled my fink all over my bed...toatally pissed that I wasted good pliquor what the fuck
nonesense ensues

and now to more drnky drnk

TioJorge · « **Reply #1738 on:** November 08, 2011, 06:58:18 AM »

Pliquor...

pliquor...

Genius. Get drunk while sleeping.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1739 on:** November 09, 2011, 12:44:55 AM »

Totally sober and looking to pound about 2-4 before hitting the sack. Which of the following three shall I start with?

bout to crash · « **Reply #1740 on:** November 09, 2011, 12:52:08 AM »

To start? Probably the third...

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1741 on:** November 09, 2011, 12:58:47 AM »

So let it be posted, so let it be drank. Thanks for the help Admiral Jackbar

bout to crash · « **Reply #1742 on:** November 09, 2011, 01:00:57 AM »

OH my god I want to be called that forever.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1743 on:** November 09, 2011, 01:02:03 AM »

Then it shall be so Admiral Jackbar

bout to crash · « **Reply #1744 on:** November 09, 2011, 01:02:26 AM »

Forum title changed

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1745 on:** November 09, 2011, 01:04:09 AM »

Fucking awesome!

bout to crash · « **Reply #1746 on:** November 09, 2011, 01:08:15 AM »

Thank you. Thank you so much. I wish I could get drunk on the internets with you but I have to sleep now

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1747 on:** November 09, 2011, 01:16:05 AM »

No prob Bob. If you see a dude with a big forehead, beard, and beer gut in your dreams buy him a beer.

lonestar · « **Reply #1748 on:** November 09, 2011, 08:57:15 AM »

Quote from: black_floyd on November 09, 2011, 01:02:03 AM

Then it shall be so Admiral Jackbar

Nekov · « **Reply #1749 on:** November 11, 2011, 07:51:52 PM »

Drunk up to my ass!

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Author Topic: The official DTF "drunk" thread (Read 286517 times)