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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1610 on: October 12, 2011, 12:15:59 AM »
have a terrible hangover...  they should let us have a hair of the dog at work!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1611 on: October 12, 2011, 12:25:55 AM »
Fuck, folks, I  have no beer, and places don't sell after 1:30am here.  This blows dead dogs

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1612 on: October 13, 2011, 02:20:57 PM »
Lets see how fast I can drink a liter of Schneider.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1613 on: October 13, 2011, 02:26:43 PM »
getting drunk every night and regretting every next morning at work....
Thank God I'm at the drinking part now....

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1614 on: October 13, 2011, 07:12:48 PM »
Here I go again.  Maybe I can remember to post  more than once in this thread during my adventure

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1615 on: October 13, 2011, 07:28:47 PM »
Trying to finish (or nearly finish) my paper that's due tomorrow so I can go to a kegger tonight :yarr
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1616 on: October 13, 2011, 08:59:07 PM »
I just watched Drinking Made Easy.  I like that show.  It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is next.  Sadly, I am reduced to drinking Keystone Light, tonight.  It tastes like water, mixed with a hint of moldy bread and dead fish.   It's not bad.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1617 on: October 13, 2011, 09:09:23 PM »
getting drunk every night and regretting every next morning at work....
Thank God I'm at the drinking part now....

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1618 on: October 13, 2011, 10:23:44 PM »
If there is one thing I have learned tis is that the more you drink, the more you don't feel like anything.  It's like trying to bait a cow with shrimp.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1619 on: October 14, 2011, 01:28:17 AM »
getting drunk every night and regretting every next morning at work....
Thank God I'm at the drinking part now....

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Regretting phase is on.... lol...

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1620 on: October 14, 2011, 10:34:55 PM »
i am still very tipsy 4 hours later...and i ate a decent amount of food after i drank nearly a whole bottle of wine in one shot...this is awesome...

my reasoning is so offf...obscure marry me you woman of blonde yuo

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1621 on: October 14, 2011, 10:35:45 PM »
I've now been drinking for seven and a half hours. Threw up a few hours ago, but the binge continues.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1622 on: October 14, 2011, 10:37:48 PM »
hell yeah, it's cool  people drinking time

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1623 on: October 14, 2011, 10:38:31 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1624 on: October 14, 2011, 10:50:04 PM »
James  :-*

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1625 on: October 14, 2011, 10:55:42 PM »
james and ian and obscure <3

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1626 on: October 14, 2011, 10:55:58 PM »
all sleeping in the same bed drunk tO THE MAX

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1627 on: October 14, 2011, 11:08:18 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1628 on: October 14, 2011, 11:11:42 PM »
HERE HERE orcus  join us in bed

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1629 on: October 14, 2011, 11:55:02 PM »
TONIGHT WA S TEH BEST NIGHT EVER
I AM A GUY
You're a fucking stupid bitch.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1630 on: October 16, 2011, 08:41:22 AM »
Oh man why did I not post here last night?

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1631 on: October 16, 2011, 08:44:07 AM »
Sorry I didn't contribute last night whilst drinking. Many LOL's could have been had, but I was too busy getting completely shwasted for $0.00. Some chick had just gotten some large sum of money and knew one of the guys I was there with. She paid for literally half the bar. Was awesome

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1632 on: October 16, 2011, 07:16:44 PM »
Oh man why did I not post here last night?

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1633 on: October 16, 2011, 09:54:12 PM »
Maybe the scariest part was that I immediately understood it.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1634 on: October 16, 2011, 09:59:02 PM »
Maybe the scariest part was that I immediately understood it.

I would say that's actually the most awesome part.

Currently enjoying cheap wine as usual lately.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1635 on: October 17, 2011, 11:58:24 PM »
wasn't planning on drinking, but what the fuck it's not like i've got a choice.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1636 on: October 21, 2011, 07:53:19 PM »
Wine tasting with a bunch of old rich white women? MONEY!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1637 on: October 22, 2011, 03:03:08 AM »
free wine from work

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1638 on: October 22, 2011, 06:59:00 AM »
I can never find this thread while drunk. :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1639 on: October 22, 2011, 08:46:47 AM »
I can never find this thread while drunk. :lol
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Jesus tap dancing christ why  not, you found every other part of the internet last night. :rollin

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1640 on: October 22, 2011, 01:49:14 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1641 on: October 22, 2011, 07:00:47 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1642 on: October 22, 2011, 08:13:05 PM »
Great buzz tonight from drinking a Double Old Thumper Ale from Shipyard Brewing. 
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1643 on: October 22, 2011, 08:25:08 PM »
streptococcus agalactiae, drunk alone, i dont five a guck

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1644 on: October 26, 2011, 08:05:57 PM »
drinks drinks drinks

having drink son a wednesday night,

why o why does my life gkeep getting stranger?