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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1505 on: October 05, 2011, 09:45:47 PM »
Its my goal this week to be drunk all day, everyday since Monday until Friday. Take a few hours rest then start again. Sounds like a plan to me.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1506 on: October 05, 2011, 09:46:08 PM »
because why the fuck not

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1507 on: October 05, 2011, 09:50:26 PM »
I threw up from drinking for the first time last weekend


Well actually i threw up because i mixed it with 2 bowls but w/e

i am also not sober right now so yay begin the commencing of the start of the beginning of procrastinating

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1508 on: October 05, 2011, 10:06:56 PM »
Dude I HATE mixing drinking with smoking. It never ends up well, and I really really hate the feeling.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1509 on: October 05, 2011, 10:17:18 PM »
fuck i am now craving White Castle hamburgers. Damn you Dogfish Pumpkin Ale!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1510 on: October 05, 2011, 10:23:19 PM »
Dude I HATE mixing drinking with smoking. It never ends up well, and I really really hate the feeling.

it was a pretty intense thing. i did it for my birthday too, except drank way less and smoked way more.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1511 on: October 05, 2011, 10:55:41 PM »
Dude I HATE mixing drinking with smoking. It never ends up well, and I really really hate the feeling.

it was a pretty intense thing. i did it for my birthday too, except drank way less and smoked way more.

That usually works out better. Never the other way around though (for me. i've seen people handle it like champs)
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1512 on: October 06, 2011, 10:23:53 AM »
This morning was one of those 'what the fuck am I doing with my life' hangovers.


Dude I HATE mixing drinking with smoking. It never ends up well, and I really really hate the feeling.

I stupidly did this last night, huge mistake.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1513 on: October 06, 2011, 10:34:53 AM »
I mix every kind of booze and cigars and everything... vomit-free for so many years :neverusethis:

two and a half more hours of driving... then me gets drunk  ;D

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1514 on: October 06, 2011, 10:37:02 AM »
I mix every kind of booze and cigars and everything... vomit-free for so many years :neverusethis:

Definitely not talking about that kind of smoking :P
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1515 on: October 06, 2011, 10:42:31 AM »
what kind of smoking?  :P

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1516 on: October 06, 2011, 10:45:27 AM »
The kind that should be legal.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1517 on: October 06, 2011, 10:50:50 AM »
yes that's what I'm talking about :)

what are you drinking? I need inspiration....

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1518 on: October 06, 2011, 10:55:04 AM »
Nothing right now. I'm in class :P :P

Later though it will probably be Budweiser because I'm poor and stuff
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1519 on: October 06, 2011, 10:59:39 AM »
awwww... if we ever meet each other, remind me to treat you some expensive stuff..... until we both fall over  :D

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1520 on: October 06, 2011, 11:01:46 AM »
Falling over is definitely my plan for tonight. No classes tomorrow!!!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1521 on: October 06, 2011, 12:01:58 PM »
I have found that Jeremiah Weed Cherry Mash is extremely tasty in Pepsi.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1522 on: October 06, 2011, 12:08:04 PM »
This morning was one of those 'what the fuck am I doing with my life' hangovers.

Don't miss those one bit.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1523 on: October 06, 2011, 12:14:02 PM »
Tomorrow morning will be one of those 'why don't I do this more often' hangovers.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1524 on: October 06, 2011, 12:18:42 PM »
They are easier if you plan ahead for them.  An organized drunk leads to a tolerable hangover.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1525 on: October 06, 2011, 12:19:49 PM »
I guess you're right.  My Friday mornings are usually pretty manageable.  Every once in a while, I wake up wondering WTF hit me, but for the most part, I'm good.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1526 on: October 06, 2011, 12:24:40 PM »
This is the busiest school week I have ever had in my life.

Large amounts of substances will be consumed and abused this weekend, no doubt.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1527 on: October 06, 2011, 12:40:08 PM »
Falling over is definitely my plan for tonight. No classes tomorrow!!!

^ Mmmmmmmmhm. Oh, I can feel the warmth. I'm starting early because I stayed up all night studying for my god damn Psych exam and the siphilis-oozing cunt face canceled the class because he was "feeling under the weather". You're going to be feeling the underside of my balls against your nasty-man-nose come tomorrow, Professor Dicklestick. Cheers, you peanut-turd. *GULPGULPGULP*

Wild Turkey with honey...ohhhh my gosh it burns so good. Yes, tomorrow I will hate myself. But today, I aced my exam in my head. While fucking a geisha.

This is the busiest school week I have ever had in my life.

Large amounts of substances will be consumed and abused this weekend, no doubt.

This too. That asshole... I KNOW I would have aced it... ARGH! And still will. But...shit. BUTT SHIT. I'm will now stick it to the man in my own way by rolling a Marley on my psych book. Take that.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1528 on: October 06, 2011, 12:45:14 PM »
Wild Turkey with honey...ohhhh my gosh it burns so good. Yes, tomorrow I will hate myself. But today, I aced my exam in my head. While fucking a geisha.

Wild Turkey American Honey is good shit.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1529 on: October 06, 2011, 12:52:53 PM »
Wild Turkey with honey...ohhhh my gosh it burns so good. Yes, tomorrow I will hate myself. But today, I aced my exam in my head. While fucking a geisha.

Wild Turkey American Honey is good shit.

Yessir, very much so; it's gettin' me good. I used to drink Jack with honey but this stuff kicks the shit out of it. It's so ridiculously smooth. I can hold my liquor but I'll be the first to admit I'm a complete pansy about how it goes down; I almost always need a chaser lest I make a WHITE FACE, HAGGARD GRIN. Ksorrydone. But with this? Mmm. Been drinkin it straight from the bottle for an hour. Thanks for makin' me feel manly, Wild Turkey! /infomercial

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1530 on: October 06, 2011, 03:11:53 PM »
my long distance driving is over..... YAY
enjoying my first bottle now.... not a decent ale but doesn't matter..... booze is booze....

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1531 on: October 06, 2011, 03:15:27 PM »
I like your style Nem, I like it a lot.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1532 on: October 06, 2011, 03:55:07 PM »
So last weekend someone dumped a couch in the middle of the intersection in front of my house, and it got set on fire later into the night:




The firemen had to come put it out:



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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1533 on: October 06, 2011, 04:04:16 PM »
Hahahaha! Pretty! If that happened in my 'town' (SHIT BUBBLE), everyone would go nuts. It'd be in the papers, "Couch set on fire, Satan descends."

Ordinary fucking people.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1534 on: October 06, 2011, 05:23:34 PM »
Neat photo.

Shit was getting lit on fire in my college town all the time.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1535 on: October 06, 2011, 05:24:40 PM »
Drinking a Stella Arotis right now. :metal
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1536 on: October 06, 2011, 05:35:31 PM »
I never enjoyed stella :/

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1537 on: October 06, 2011, 05:43:47 PM »
I love this beer. It's pretty expensive though :(
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1538 on: October 06, 2011, 05:56:16 PM »
Good buzz. Getting a little drunk. I love it.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #1539 on: October 06, 2011, 06:04:00 PM »
Should I go to a party later or not... I can't decide.

I really don't feel like it right now, but it's been about 3 weeks since I last went to one...
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