Author Topic: The official DTF "drunk" thread (Read 285710 times)

TioJorge · « **Reply #1470 on:** September 26, 2011, 06:16:21 PM »

I'm pretty fucking drunk right now. I don't know why. Drinking is so weird. One night, at my best friends house, who I want to fuck, and haven't yet but I certainly will at some point before my stupid self dies, I drank this 12 pack; this one twelve pack. And I wasn't drunk at all, I could have passed a test given by a big 'ole piglet. A simple drunk test, if I were pulled over, would have passed unanimously if there were a row of sexy judges. But I've had two shots of tequila, six beers, and I'm blasted. Normally that'd be blasted ANYWAY, but I've eaten a lot today and I'm stressed like a motherfuck. What? I wish Pokemon were real. Why my typing isn't affected in the least when I'm even seeing triples is beyond me. I've always been good at typing. I sucked before I took some random computing class in highschool. BAM. Once I started "asdfjk;", it was done. 2342343 words per minute with two mistakes. Not to toot my own horn. Hmmm, well, I'm done beating off my ego and telling you all of useless things in which I care nothing about yet ramble on AND ON about due to my wizardy.

DarkLord_Lalinc · « **Reply #1471 on:** September 26, 2011, 06:21:05 PM »

I've never been durnk on the internet. Next Friday or Saturday I stay at home, I will dirnk.

obscure · « **Reply #1472 on:** September 29, 2011, 04:00:43 PM »

İ miss DTF so much now and wanna post on every thread .... But i'm so drunk....
Anyway, feel lucky to have joined to this forum....

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #1473 on:** September 29, 2011, 04:05:20 PM »

I plan on invading this thread and website tomorrow with my words and penis. Ladies, you're welcome and sorry for the random mason jars in advance

erik16 · « **Reply #1474 on:** September 29, 2011, 05:57:26 PM »

But whatyd about we geneylemen?! Whty are we npt nelcorme?

axeman90210 · « **Reply #1475 on:** September 29, 2011, 06:49:25 PM »

Bill can has beer?

obscure · « **Reply #1476 on:** September 30, 2011, 02:24:06 AM »

Mmm this thread is promising to be fun today
Thank God it's Drunk-day

Quote from: obscure on September 29, 2011, 04:00:43 PM

İ miss DTF so much now and wanna post on every thread .... But i'm so drunk....
Anyway, feel lucky to have joined to this forum....

i don't remember posting this...

but it's so true!

bout to crash · « **Reply #1477 on:** September 30, 2011, 11:43:25 PM »

OH HI I JUST RETURNED FROM THE GREAT AMERICAN BEER FESTIVAL

and i am obviously not drunk enough from my typing...

Ben_Jamin · « **Reply #1478 on:** October 01, 2011, 12:07:57 AM »

I just got done slamming a 6 pack and some LOVELY Seagrams 7.

Listening to ADTOE and it is one fucking amazing album. It reminds me of an Images and Words mixed with 6DOIT the song and Awake.

On Bridges In The Sky and its the heaviest thing they've done since Honor Thy father.

theliloutkast · « **Reply #1479 on:** October 01, 2011, 08:37:58 AM »

Last night I drank a bunch of Sailor Jerry and coke, watched hot college girls wrestle in jello, played Magic with four of the coolest guys I know, went to a metal show, ate a whole large pizza, smoked like 25 cigarettes, eventually threw up, and crashed on my friends couch.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #1480 on:** October 01, 2011, 08:39:24 AM »

Quote from: theliloutkast on October 01, 2011, 08:37:58 AM

Last night I drank a bunch of Sailor Jerry and coke, watched hot college girls wrestle in jello, played Magic with four of the coolest guys I know, went to a metal show, ate a whole large pizza, smoked like 25 cigarettes, eventually threw up, and crashed on my friends couch.

This guy needs to be a moderator here. What a champion.

theliloutkast · « **Reply #1481 on:** October 01, 2011, 09:10:52 AM »

Thanks

Friday night started at 4pm for me and ended at 5am. I accidentally walked in to my vegans friend this morning and he and his girl were naked. I think he's mad at me lol. Also, when I threw up, it was in my friends BMW. So, I think I might be paying for that haha

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #1482 on:** October 01, 2011, 04:45:18 PM »

HE!Y!

obscure · « **Reply #1483 on:** October 01, 2011, 07:08:06 PM »

mmm strange.... nobody's drunk tonight?
am I alone? $:-\$

zxlkho · « **Reply #1484 on:** October 01, 2011, 07:08:37 PM »

Not drunk, but drinking and watching football.

obscure · « **Reply #1485 on:** October 01, 2011, 07:11:02 PM »

oh thank god.... be quick..... I don't wanna be alone $:-\$

carl320 · « **Reply #1486 on:** October 01, 2011, 07:17:09 PM »

Been drinking and listening to Live. Throwing Copper is amazing

MasterLomaxus · « **Reply #1487 on:** October 01, 2011, 07:17:58 PM »

I am beginning my first ever DTF drinking festival.

zxlkho · « **Reply #1488 on:** October 01, 2011, 07:26:04 PM »

Quote from: carl320 on October 01, 2011, 07:17:09 PM

Been drinking and listening to Live. Throwing Copper is amazing

Definitely a good album. I don't like much else from them though.

carl320 · « **Reply #1489 on:** October 01, 2011, 07:31:11 PM »

Quote from: zxlkho on October 01, 2011, 07:26:04 PM

Quote from: carl320 on October 01, 2011, 07:17:09 PM
Been drinking and listening to Live. Throwing Copper is amazing

Definitely a good album. I don't like much else from them though.

Secret Samadhi is very good also.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #1490 on:** October 01, 2011, 09:24:54 PM »

I'm sobering up now, I was fucking gone hours ago. I took a nice long nap as well.

El Barto · « **Reply #1491 on:** October 01, 2011, 10:05:34 PM »

Drunken bastards compelled me to listen to Secret Samadhi.

MasterLomaxus · « **Reply #1492 on:** October 01, 2011, 10:14:31 PM »

The only listening anyone needs to be doing is to the voice of Richard Brewer from Young Guns, starring Emiio Estevez

TioJorge · « **Reply #1493 on:** October 01, 2011, 11:28:57 PM »

Hello, I'm kind of a cunt when I drink a lot. Lucky for me and everyone around me, I haven't drank a lot. Just quite a bit. I'm drunk, but not drunk enough to be too much of a cunt. Maybe an asshole, maybe a fart here or there. But no cunts. None. Not even for my penis. Which suck, but hey, appley pies are nice.

MasterLomaxus · « **Reply #1494 on:** October 01, 2011, 11:47:38 PM »

The Leinenkugel's Oktoberfest makes my mouth taste like Ritz brand snacking crackers. I guess it's not bad.

TioJorge · « **Reply #1495 on:** October 01, 2011, 11:48:50 PM »

I fuckin hate Ritz. Regurgitate that shit, brohan.

MasterLomaxus · « **Reply #1496 on:** October 01, 2011, 11:50:45 PM »

Nah, it reminds of 1999.

TioJorge · « **Reply #1497 on:** October 01, 2011, 11:53:37 PM »

When I read the numbers '1999', I immediately thought of Mojo-Jo-Jo and scrambled eggs.

MasterLomaxus · « **Reply #1498 on:** October 01, 2011, 11:56:10 PM »

Haha what the hell is that? Is it Will SMith Presents: Gettin Jiggy Wit It?

TioJorge · « **Reply #1499 on:** October 02, 2011, 12:07:30 AM »

You don't know who MOJO-JO-JO is!? Unbelievable! He's the PowerPuff Girls' nemesis and utterly hilarious villain. He's a bit like God, but funnier and has more traits akin to 'ole Lucifeh. But y'know, he's chill. Like a vill. Will Smith gets on my nerves, especially after destroying the deity that is I Am Legend. Making a blond hair blue eyes main character a brawny (though terribly sexy) black man... Psh! If they'd stayed true to the original book's storyline, the movie would have been so epic. You can keep the ethnicity change, but if only they had made the ending the same... *Sigh* He's not legend.

That was odd. Hm. 34th beer.

MasterLomaxus · « **Reply #1500 on:** October 03, 2011, 01:09:40 AM »

I just realized how much i enjoy Strange Deja Vu. It can sometimes take time to understand songs, but you know it's always there. It's just is.

obscure · « **Reply #1501 on:** October 03, 2011, 10:08:16 AM »

Have you ever had a hangover which lasts two days.... I still couldn't recover from crazy Saturday night... $:-\$

But I'll start boozing soon and I'll be fine

MasterLomaxus · « **Reply #1502 on:** October 04, 2011, 09:05:47 PM »

Here I am again. May the Force be with you all

zxlkho · « **Reply #1503 on:** October 05, 2011, 09:24:25 PM »

why am i drunk on a wednesday

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #1504 on:** October 05, 2011, 09:35:28 PM »

because why the fuck not

News: The staff at DTF wish to remind you all that a firm grasp of the rules of Yahtzee can save your life and the lives of your loved ones. Be safe out there.

Author Topic: The official DTF "drunk" thread (Read 285710 times)