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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2012, 11:38:44 AM »
I feel bad for the people who ate his man parts. They really got the shaft on this one. As an artist he really dropped the ball. You say he's gone mad, really lost his head. Scrotum.

He sounds a bit cocky, too. It's a rather ejaculatory movement when you start involving other people.

Cum on dude. Don't make me sack you.

You're being a little hard on me. Quit being such a ball buster.

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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2012, 11:39:33 AM »
I feel bad for the people who ate his man parts. They really got the shaft on this one. As an artist he really dropped the ball. You say he's gone mad, really lost his head. Scrotum.

He sounds a bit cocky, too. It's a rather ejaculatory movement when you start involving other people.

Cum on dude. Don't make me sack you.

You're being a little hard on me. Quite being such a ball buster.


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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2012, 11:41:02 AM »
This thread....  ;D
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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2012, 11:42:39 AM »
Cum at me bro!!
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« Reply #39 on: May 26, 2012, 11:43:34 AM »
Oh Indeed. I've got my weapon cocked and loaded.
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« Reply #40 on: May 26, 2012, 11:46:17 AM »
Oh Indeed. I've got my weapon cocked and loaded.

Well if we go by this thread it's cocked all right.  But not loaded.
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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #41 on: May 26, 2012, 11:58:27 AM »
Actually, this crazy idea of his was really a stroke of penius. 

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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #42 on: May 26, 2012, 01:16:50 PM »
Though his message might be impotent, his methods lack rigidity.

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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #43 on: May 26, 2012, 03:09:09 PM »
WOW THIS GUY HAS BALLS.















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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #44 on: May 26, 2012, 03:16:53 PM »
On a gross note, I can tell you that cow testicles taste like liver. 

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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #45 on: May 26, 2012, 03:22:01 PM »
After cooking or whilst still attached ?

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« Reply #46 on: May 26, 2012, 03:40:42 PM »
After cooking or whilst still attached ?

Both.
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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #47 on: May 26, 2012, 03:50:20 PM »
I tenderized them while attached,ate them after cooking.

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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #48 on: May 26, 2012, 05:30:50 PM »

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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #49 on: May 26, 2012, 05:33:03 PM »
I applaud this man for removing himself from the gene pool.
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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #50 on: May 26, 2012, 11:43:55 PM »
Also brings a whole new meaning to the term "Jack In The Box ring job".

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« Reply #51 on: May 27, 2012, 04:11:37 AM »
On a related note, I guess we've all heard that some people cook and eat the placenta after childbirth - do you reckon this is cannibalism of a sort or not?  I guess it might depend on how we define 'human flesh'....

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« Reply #52 on: May 27, 2012, 04:17:47 AM »
On a related note, I guess we've all heard that some people cook and eat the placenta after childbirth
No.  No we haven't all heard that.
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« Reply #53 on: May 27, 2012, 04:48:03 AM »
We have now.
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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #54 on: May 27, 2012, 10:34:47 AM »
On a related note, I guess we've all heard that some people cook and eat the placenta after childbirth
No.  No we haven't all heard that.

Yep, it's not that common, but it does happen. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall the British chef cooked and ate his wife's placenta on one of his TV programmes.  Weirdo....

So.....uhh.... who's up for afterbirth casserole?....  ;D


EDIT - I've just found that episode on Youtube - the placenta bit starts around 14:00:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCuGIow-grE&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3Dhugh%2Bfearnley%2Bwhittingstall%2Bplacenta%26oq%3Dhugh%2Bfearn%26aq%3D8%26aqi%3Dg10%26aql%3D%26gs_l%3Dyoutube.1.8.0l10.2380.3570.0.6787.5.2.0.3.3.0.180.284.0j2.2.0...0.0.tX16Rm5Mhko&has_verified=1

Members of a nervous disposition avert your eyes.  Erm... I'm not sure if I'm breaking any rules by posting this up, so If I am, I apologise in advance.   :-[
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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #55 on: May 27, 2012, 06:44:39 PM »
What will the surgery be called if he wants to reattach his genitals?



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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #56 on: May 27, 2012, 07:26:03 PM »
I guess he really meant it when he said "Eat my ass and balls."

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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #57 on: May 27, 2012, 11:08:58 PM »
This obviously reminds me of Der Metzgermeister story, the man who posted an ad on the internet looking for someone to eat. I won't mentioned details here but here's the full story, don't read if you have a weak stomach.
I found out about that story in 2005 when Rammstein's album Reise Reise came out and it had a song about this incident called Mein Teil (My Peice)
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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #58 on: May 27, 2012, 11:48:01 PM »
^ :lol
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Re: Want fries with that?...
« Reply #59 on: May 28, 2012, 01:26:38 AM »
I won't mentioned details here but here's the full story, don't read if you have a weak stomach.

Bolded for emphasis.  Scarred for life. 

(Actually, I've probably thought of more disturbing ideas myself.  But still.)
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