14. "From a Distance" - Bette Midler - 1990
I already had a poor feeling about this when that cheezy MIDI piano came in. Then the actual verse came in and it went and died. I'll happily keep my distance from this song. I don't even care about the Christian lyrics. Firstly, I don't have a problem with religious content in songs. Secondly, this song could be about OJ, Sonic Hedgehog, The Crimean War, or even a play by play of The Empire Strikes Back, but the music would blow and I wouldn't like it.
13. "Illegal Alien" - Genesis - 1983
This isn't too bad. It sounds nothing like the PG Genesis, and I wouldn't say this sound is as good as that one. However, the tune's pretty memorable and the arrangement is easy on the ears. It's a bit hard to take Phil Collins singing in that silly-ass Speedy Gonzalez voice, though.
12. "Kokomo" - Beach Boys - 1988
If it was done with a much less placid production and with a much more energetic performance, it'd be alright. Except it's not.
11. "Invisible" - Clay Aiken - 2003
I'd much rather it be "Inaudible".