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Re: Hey Ladies, Vibrator Sales increasing!
« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2012, 10:47:14 AM »
It wasn't even five years ago that vibrators were illegal in Texas, and prosecutions really did happen.  Ladies would organize gatherings just like Tupperware parties, so they could buy them in their own homes without having to head to the adult book store with creepy guys leering at them.  Seemingly having nothing better to do, LEO would infiltrate these things and bust the hostesses from time to time.
I've been to a party like that, but it was for couples, not just women. 

Lots of fun, actually.
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Re: Hey Ladies, Vibrator Sales increasing!
« Reply #36 on: June 02, 2012, 10:59:57 AM »
women cops are a joke

to get a boner is just put pressure on the dick

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Re: Hey Ladies, Vibrator Sales increasing!
« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2012, 12:25:55 PM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Hey Ladies, Vibrator Sales increasing!
« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2012, 12:27:34 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

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Re: Hey Ladies, Vibrator Sales increasing!
« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2012, 02:56:34 PM »
This thread! :heart :lol

I lost it at this though...



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Re: Hey Ladies, Vibrator Sales increasing!
« Reply #40 on: June 02, 2012, 08:17:42 PM »
Now that I think about it, if vibrator sales are increasing, that means not good for us dudes .............I think :|

Maybe not.... It could mean chicks are getting hornier and will be lowering their standards soon!

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Re: Hey Ladies, Vibrator Sales increasing!
« Reply #41 on: June 02, 2012, 08:29:55 PM »
I can see you know Chino, you here the humming and your knocking at their doors.  So to speak.
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Re: Hey Ladies, Vibrator Sales increasing!
« Reply #42 on: June 02, 2012, 11:53:16 PM »
Now that I think about it, if vibrator sales are increasing, that means not good for us dudes .............I think :|

Maybe not.... It could mean chicks are getting hornier and will be lowering their standards soon!

I wouldn't bet the farm on that one, brah - we're a weird lot.