Oh god, how dumb... AND FUN!
I've got Cal Lightman (those mother fucking flesh eaters won't lie to me), Batman, and Angelina Jolie. Hellz yeah, while you bastards are blue balling and or finding beat-up, ugly, half-eaten bitches, I'm going to be sliding in between the legs of one of the finest women on the....OH GOD A HORDE, THROW HER! THROW HER!!!!
I still think Glenn (Walking Dead) at the beginning of the series has it right in thinking he is best off alone. Nearly every situation in a zombie world is compounded with stupidity whenever more people are added in. I would do so well on my own, screwing other morons over and roaming the land as Nyarlathotep. I'd live forever, because I'd inject the virus directly into my balls and I'd just go around fucking bitches and turning them into the Veronica X project except it'd work and I'd be Albert Wesker (ten fold stronger of course, cause my balls are all living dead and shit) and you'd all be my slaves.
P.S. Who was the stupid cunt that made this and didn't even put any Resident Evil characters in this? What a crock. Fool. I mean really, Sephiroth? Anyone wearing a brown shirt, first off, is already dead, but if they did just so happen to be wearing it, then shit... Sephiroth is a God of all Gods, he brings meteors down upon planets. Zombies? Psh...I don't think they'd be able to infect him.