So earlier, when I got home, I let my golden retriever into the house. About 10 minutes later, as I was heading out the door, he started yelping. Very very loud. Somehow, he had his paw stuck in the coffee table. He had it wedged in one of the small spaces by the legs, and he couldn't remove it. So I go over and help try to remove it. It wouldn't budge. I had to use both hands. So since he was in pain, he was biting the shit out of my arms and hands, and these bites were the real fuckin' deal. So after about two minutes, I finally release it. I look and my right arm is bruised up and bloody and my hands are dripping blood. He is fine though. So moments ago, my sister said I was stupid for doing it. Hell, I thought it was brave of me. I knew what I was in for, and did it anyway. So, which was it?