The couple obviously is not at fault legally, but by the power invested through motherfucking brain matter, one can assume that if you walk around naked and/or in skimpy clothing with the windows open, someone may very well see you. If you have a problem with that, then yeah you should probably close your blinds and/or start masturbating so that I can be polite and masturbate back. Now, the camera is where the problem comes in. Clearly the perv is wrong, I don't think Barto was arguing that; more that the couple was the catalyst for such an event, and while clearly, once again, the perv is the problem for being the peeper, he'd have nothing to peep on if they didn't have their windows open and weren't such jackasses about walking in public view whilst naked and/or partially naked. Suppose he did in fact not use a camera and decided to watch, just stare at their window, and "Oopsie dandelion!" she walks by. So, he stares some more. Is that still illegal? She, knowing that the public has certain vantage points into her home, walks around nude. I'd say that lest the camera is brought into the mix, there's nothing wrong about that at all, not legally; morally? Well y'know fuck morals, that shit is weak, brah. But the fact that she is in public view and still knowingly walks around should tell me that she either is stupid and actually doesn't realize this fact or she doesn't care and yes, is inadvertedly inviting such circumstances. I don't give two shits about the whole argument that "It's not those girls faults that they were raped!" "Well, cunt, she was walking around in a bathing suit in the middle of downtown Brooklyn at midnight. Legally, she invited nothing. But thanks be to Kami-sama, legalities exist in our nicely cookie-cut world of books. This is the real world, bitch. Bend over." "NO! OH MY GOD! YOU'RE AN OFFICER OF THE LAW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" "SHUT YOUR MOUTH, CURR! THIS IS A FUCKING HALLOWEEN COSTUME FROM PARTY CITY, HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THE RACCOON CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT LOGO WRITTEN ON IT!? YOU DON'T LIKE ZOMBIES!?" "WHERE'S RACCOON CITY? WHO ACTUALLY LIKES ZOMBIES!?" "I DO, YOU FUCK! RESIDENT EVIL IS A BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED SERIES THAT BROUGHT FORTH THE AGE OF SURVIVAL HORROR!" "AHHHHHHHHH OMG I'M BEING RAPED BY A ZOMBIE LOVER GAMER GEEK!".
But for the sake of keyboards, let's say that they were in fact outside, trying to get a nice and even tan, so they get naked and sun bath out back. What then? What if the man truly did see a bird in their tree and he said to himself "God, smack my ass and call me Hokkaidoujokeyboi, cause that bird is a god damn saint. I can feel it. I can feel its holiness resonating from here. I have to film it." So, he does. He films this bird, and this bird is so beautiful that he gets an erection. THEN he slips whilst pleasuring himself (to the bird) and through the camera, sees the couple bathing naked. Disgusted and revolted, he panics; he makes much noise and they see him, mistaking him for a perv for humans and not for birds, which this man is. They call the police and he is arrested, blah blah blah, we've all heard this story a million times. So what then? Is the man arrested for some kind of bird perving? Or is he arrested for human perving? But he truly wasn't perving on the humans! It's all about dem birdie breasts! So what the fuck is wrong with this world, huh!? Those stupid ass-humans are just trying to fuck some shit up and mess with an innocent bird perv. They invited anyone (including satellites, I like that song by P.O.D.) to see them by going outside, despite the fact that "Oh, little miss prissy thinks she owns this here plot of land so she can do whateverthefuck she wants on it" and yadda yadda. Why are you still reading? I'm obviously just bored and care not for this story. OBVIOUSLY. OBLIVIOUSLY. OBLIVIONLY. ONIONY.
It took me so fucking long to correct all my fuck ups... Like...fourty....fifty five minutes. I don't even care about this shit anymore. Just kill me. Just do it. Nike. If any MODs delete this post I swear to god I will do absolutely nothing and I will fully cooperate. WHAT!? WUT!?!?