1. Steal Underwear
2. ?
3. Profit!
A couple of points about your post Nick.
1. You run the risk of getting arrested, having a major news source pick up the story, and your future children being humilated beyond imagination when they Google your name years later.
2. ?, begs @ and % which makes no economic sense.
3. Profit! without considering Profit#, or Profit^ is irresponsible at best.
Now to expand on your idea you could:
1. Buy 20 pairs of $2.00/ pair underwear of the same color. Red is nice.
2. Open a P.O. Box
2. Take picture of your girlfriend/ signifcant other/ yourself, wearing a pair of said underwear.
3. Run ad/ post pic on Craigslist selling said underwear for 50.00 /pair.
4. Happy, happy, happy
Now that we've both trampled all over this thread, let me post something that actually ads to the discussion.
1.
Reduce entitlement programs. Each Congress passes more and more and more entitlement programs that pile up on the backs of future generations. This is unsustainable. Social Security for example should be a "real" insurance type program. If you have the financial means it doesnt affect you, if you need it...its there. I'll lump in Medicare reform here too since I can list only three.
2.
Cut the hell out of the size of the government. Cut it in half in the next 15 years. At current pace, it will be 1/3 the entire economy in 25 years. Presently, the govt. borrows .40 for every dollar it spends. WTF? That number is expected to double in 15 years at current rates.
3.
Re-energize American enterprise through fundamental tax reform. Institute a flat tax for individuals and corporations. A single, low rate system to collect needed revenues without unnecessarily distorting economic decision making, that is also simpler and far more transparent. For corporations, the current business tax code would be replaced by a flat business tax on domestic sales of goods and services with deductions for labor costs and purchases from other businesses, including expensing of capital purchases. All business activity, including corporate, will be taxed under the new flat business tax.