Favorite Movie Lines (maybe NSFW?)

[Xanthul]

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: The Sick Boy method?
Swanney: Well, it nearly worked for him, hey.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Well, he's always been lacking in moral fiber.
Swanney: He knows a lot about Sean Connery.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: That's hardly a substitute.

[jingle.boy]

For those of us in sales, there's a ton of classics from this movie.  Here's a couple of my fav's:

Because only one thing counts in this life.  Get them to sign on the line which is dotted.  You got that you fucking faggots?

Put that coffee down.  Coffee's for closer's.

What's your name?
Fuck you!  That's my name!.  Why mister?   Because I drove an $80,000 BMW to get here tonight and you drove a HYUNDAI.  That's .. my name.

[lateralus88]

Royal: You heard me coltaine.

[MetalJunkie]

I got two guns. One for each o' ya.

[jingle.boy]

I got two guns. One for each o' ya.

Even better ....

You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?

[hefdaddy42]

For those of us in sales, there's a ton of classics from this movie.  Here's a couple of my fav's:

Because only one thing counts in this life.  Get them to sign on the line which is dotted.  You got that you fucking faggots?

Put that coffee down.  Coffee's for closer's.

What's your name?
Fuck you!  That's my name!.  Why mister?   Because I drove an $80,000 BMW to get here tonight and you drove a HYUNDAI.  That's .. my name.

That's a great film.

[slycordinator]

You're in more dying need of a blow job than any white man in history.

Lt. Steven Hauk: First of all, don't make fun of the weather here, and don't say the weather is the same all the time here. Because it's not. In fact, it's two degrees colder today than yesterday.
Adrian Cronauer: Two degrees colder, me without my muff.

lol

[lonestar]

You're in more dying need of a blow job than any white man in history.

Lt. Steven Hauk: First of all, don't make fun of the weather here, and don't say the weather is the same all the time here. Because it's not. In fact, it's two degrees colder today than yesterday.
Adrian Cronauer: Two degrees colder, me without my muff.

lol

-Three up, three down, what does that mean to you?

-End of an inning?



Great flick!

[Xanthul]

What about Unforgiven? Great lines there

Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

[Kotowboy]

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: The Sick Boy method?
Swanney: Well, it nearly worked for him, hey.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Well, he's always been lacking in moral fiber.
Swanney: He knows a lot about Sean Connery.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: That's hardly a substitute.

I totally heard all that in Ewen McGregor's voice.

[Super Dude]

From In Bruges:

"Harry...Harry! It's an inanimate fucking object."
"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!"

[toro]

From In Bruges:

"Harry...Harry! It's an inanimate fucking object."
"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!"

Best come back ever.

[King Postwhore]

From In Bruges:

"Harry...Harry! It's an inanimate fucking object."
"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!"

There are way to many awesome lines in that movie to pick one.

[Super Dude]

Yeah I know, it's just the delivery of that one and I was just watching that scene on YouTube, so...

[Adami]

Yeah I know, it's just the delivery of that one and I was just watching that scene on YouTube, so...

Don't worry, if there was a test that asked for a great quote from that movie, you'd get an A.

[Super Dude]

 

[TioJorge]

This might have been said since The Avengers came out and it's simple, but the execution of it and the events preceding the line are so amazing that the line itself is pure gold.

Slight spoilers for The Avengers:

Loki: I am a God, I will not be bullied-*Hulk grabs him and flings him around like a rag doll, smashing him onto the floor multiple times; checks to see if he's dead, smashes his near-lifeless body onto the ground once more, creating a small intention into the earth and walks away from a comatose Loki*
Hulk: Puny God...

That may not be word for word, but I seriously, honestly got a chubby when I saw that. It is so badass and manly and green.

[Super Dude]

That was a good one, I agree. Not classic good, but definitely good.

[Adami]

The Avengers had a ton of great lines. I feel if I see the movie a few more times I'd be able to quote some, but my memory isn't quite good enough to remember them.

[TioJorge]

 

Yeah same here, Adami; I've seen it three times and that one line is just overshadowing all the others that I can't remember them . There were so many great one liners in that movie. Like SD said, not really any classic lines but so many great ones.

[Adami]

Yeah same here, Adami; I've seen it three times and that one line is just overshadowing all the others that I can't remember them . There were so many great one liners in that movie. Like SD said, not really any classic lines but so many great ones.

The line you quoted, I didn't even  hear in the theater due to every applauding so loud. I had to look up what he said after that.

[Lynxo]

"You are tearing me apart, Lisa!!!"

[King Postwhore]

"They brought their fucking toys with them!!"

"Better they play with their toys them play with themselves."

"Their too dumb to play with themselves!"

[splent]

"You are tearing me apart, Lisa!!!"

YES.

Also just a few random ones from the random mind of me (who randomly decided to visit after an extended hiatus)... a few are Whoopi Goldberg... I'll just post funny ones for now

"Listen this guy was a simple limo driver right?  He was a limo driver so maybe he made a couple of wrong turns in his life.  That's no reason to kill him!  I've NEVER seen anybody killed before except you know sometimes you pass on the freeway you see a couple of people dead, but that's not the same thing!"

"I was raised by... no no no.  Two lesbians?  Come on Mick!  F*** a duck!"

"For one?"
"No for two I'm here for a meeting with Mr. JunTao"
"Oh I'm sorry I don't know Mr. JunTao"
"Look you don't understand, I'm Mr. JunTao's lawyer, legal adviser.... he done got into some shit again and he told me to come down here, and I"m a very busy man, I ain't got time you know to be coming down here this late, my wife want me to come home, my baby done shittin' all over the house, he need diapers, would you PLEASE get Mr. JunTao?"

"What should I tell her?  That I have a big weiner?
"I want to poop back and forth."
"What?  What does that mean?"
"Like I'll poop into her butthole, and she'll poop it back into my butthole, and we'll just keep doing it back and forth with the same poop.   Forever."

[tofee35]

"They brought their fucking toys with them!!"

"Better they play with their toys them play with themselves."

"Their too dumb to play with themselves!"

"Get me a grape or an orange, but none of that stinkin' root beer"

[kirksnosehair]

Dirty Harry Callahan:

  I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[King Postwhore]

"They brought their fucking toys with them!!"

"Better they play with their toys them play with themselves."

"Their too dumb to play with themselves!"

"Get me a grape or an orange, but none of that stinkin' root beer"

Morris, you disgust me!

This isn't about art!!  It's about sex!!

[Jaq]

One of the most endlessly quotable movies I know is Snatch. Endlessly quotable, I say.

Errol: Are you Turkish?
Turkish: Well I'm not fuckin' Greek now, am I?

Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night.
Avi: Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.

Vinny: What the fuck do you mean, replicas?
Sol: They look the shit, don't they? And nobody is gonna argue. And I've got some extra loud blanks, just in case.
Vinny: In... Oh, in case we have to deafen them to death?

Brick Top: What do you think, Errol?
Errol: I think we should drip-dry them, Guv'nor, while we have the chance.
Brick Top: It was a rhetorical question, Errol. What have I told you about thinking?

Errol: Fuckface, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?
Turkish: Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.

Seriously, I could quote that movie all fuckin' day. 

[tofee35]

"They brought their fucking toys with them!!"

"Better they play with their toys them play with themselves."

"Their too dumb to play with themselves!"

"Get me a grape or an orange, but none of that stinkin' root beer"

Morris, you disgust me!

This isn't about art!!  It's about sex!!

Dave's a killer! Dave's a mess


(ps. we win this thread)

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

Our forefathers were our models for God. If our fathers failed, what does that tell you about God?...Listen to me. You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. It's not the worst thing that could happen. We don't need him. Fuck damnation man, fuck redemption. We are God's unwanted children?...So be it!

[kirksnosehair]

The Outlaw Josie Wales:

Well, you gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?

[Orbert]

So what did you do?
What could I do?  I gave her the remote, and put the towel back on.

(pause)

She said she liked surprises.
I don't think she meant like that.
You think?

(pause)

Relationships can be so...
That's right.
But they can also be...
Um-hmm.

[Dr. DTVT]

"They brought their fucking toys with them!!"

"Better they play with their toys them play with themselves."

"Their too dumb to play with themselves!"

"Get me a grape or an orange, but none of that stinkin' root beer"

Morris, you disgust me!

This isn't about art!!  It's about sex!!

"I'M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG!"

[chrisbDTM]

Perry: Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

[vtgrad]

"Where are you gonna put a tree that big?
Bend over and I'll show you...
You've got alot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold!!

I wasn't talking to you..."

or

"I mean, is this guy good or is he good...
... you want to know what they're looking at...
They're looking at us... the LAPD.  The pooolice department.
(pause) OK muthaf*cka!!"

or

"...People will know that I gave birth to the 20th Century...
You're not gonna see the 20th Century..."

or

"How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Yeeeaaah Boyeee!"

"oh nice, you want to hang-out with my friends... a failed actress and a tw@t.
That's harsh...
Your words...
I did NOT call Dianne a failed actress!"