Favorite Movie Lines (maybe NSFW?)

[jingle.boy]

And Ryan, be careful what you shoot at.  Most things in there don't take too kindly to bullets.

Your best?  Losers always whine about their best, while winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

You're ready to blow?  Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mother-fucker, mother-fucker!

[MetalJunkie]

These are not my only favorites, but they're among them. I was remarking to my friend while watching LotR how quotable it is.

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."

"Don't tempt me, Frodo!"

"...don't tell the elf."

"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"

"That still only counts as one!"

[Progmetty]

I was gonna type my favorite quotes from As Good As it Gets -the only movie I've seen more times than BTTF- as I usually do when this thread comes up, but I found some of them on youtube, hilarious:
"Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here"
"People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch."
"The first queer president of the United States"
"How do you write women so well?"
It's eerie to remember how influential this character was to me in my teens

And a quote that always gets me to question myself in distress:

Carol (To Simon)
          Well, you know -- I still stay
          what I said. You've got to get
          past it all. We all have these horror
          stories to get over.

   Melvin shifts into the frame.

              MELVIN
          That's not true. Some of us have
          great stories... pretty stories
          that take place at lakes with
          boats and friends and noodle
          salad. Just not anybody in this
          car. But lots of people -- that's
          their story -- good times and
          noodle salad... and that's what
          makes it hard. Not that you had
          it bad but being that pissed that
          so many had it good.

[Ruba]

"Nice beaver".

The Naked Gun.

[slycordinator]

From Young Frankenstein...


Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?
Igor: [pause, then] No.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Igor: Then you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby... Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
[grabs Igor and starts throttling him]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Is that what you're telling me?

[Zydar]

"Nice beaver".

The Naked Gun.

"Thank you. I just had it stuffed."

[Zook]

''Oh. No. We don't have any suits.''

[snapple]

"What are you gonna do? Nice college boy, didn't want to get mixed up in the family business. Now you want to gun down a police captain. Why? Because he slapped you in the face a little? What do you think this like the Army where you can shoot 'em from a mile away? No you gotta get up like this and, badda-bing, you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit. C'mere."

[wolfandwolfandwolf]

"I am not a conjurer of cheap tricks!"

[King Postwhore]

YOU'RE THE VULGARIAN, YOU FUCK!

I just love A Fish Called Wanda.  I love when Otto is outside Reggie's house and he working on saying sorry.

[lonestar]

YOU'RE THE VULGARIAN, YOU FUCK!

I just love A Fish Called Wanda.  I love when Otto is outside Reggie's house and he working on saying sorry.

One of the best comedy casts ever put together.  Gotta love this one...
Wanda-"Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up. "

[Pyroph]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

[Ruba]

YOU'RE THE VULGARIAN, YOU FUCK!

I just love A Fish Called Wanda.  I love when Otto is outside Reggie's house and he working on saying sorry.

That's a one great movie.

*sniff* "Benito Mussolini"  .

[PuffyPat]

All from The Big Lebowski:

“The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT… Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.”

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me."

"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! "

"Obviously you're not a golfer. "

I could go on, but I'll let some other people have fun with this movie.

[lonestar]

-Beer?
-Its seven in the morning!!!
-Scotch?





(Bonus points to youngsters who can name this forgotten comedy classic)

[PuffyPat]

-Beer?
-Its seven in the morning!!!
-Scotch?





(Bonus points to youngsters who can name this forgotten comedy classic)

I definitely know that I've seen it, but I can't remember what it was!

[Ryzee]

"Si no ases buen trabajo, estaras enserada aqui con las cucarachas, por dos semanas, sin agua y sin comida!"


"They got praelines and cream and they got Mississippi Mud... AND THEY GOT CHOCOLATE ERUPTION! And they got apple...and they got grape, they got grape, and SUPER DUPER CHOCOLATE ERUPTION!..."

[Ryzee]

All from The Big Lebowski:

“The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT… Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.”

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me."

"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! "

"Obviously you're not a golfer. "

I could go on, but I'll let some other people have fun with this movie.

"Also, let's not forget - let's NOT forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either."


*Edit* Sorry for the double post- had to get in on the Lebowski love before I forgot!

[hefdaddy42]

Can I borrow your towel?  My car just hit a water buffalo.

[Kotowboy]

YOU'RE THE VULGARIAN, YOU FUCK!

I just love A Fish Called Wanda.  I love when Otto is outside Reggie's house and he working on saying sorry.

Isn't It Archie ?

[skydivingninja]

Serenity has some great lines

"A year from now, ten?  They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people...better.  And I do not hold to that.  So no more running.  I aim to misbehave."

Also this exchange makes me laugh every time
*Loud noise*
Wash: What was that?
Mal: Was that the primary buffer panel?
Wash: It did seem to resemble...
Mal: Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my ship for no gorram reason?
*Loud noise*
Wash: ...Looks like.
Mal: I thought Kaylee checked the entry couplings.  I've a very clear recollection of it.
Wash: Well if she doesn't get us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn-through this landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting."
Wash: Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Mal [on intercom]: Thisis the captain speaking, we're just going to go through some slight turbulence and then...explode.  Can you shave the vector?
Wash: I'm doing it, its not enough.
Mal: Well just get us on the ground.
Wash: That part'll happen pretty definitely!

Also anything from the Big Lebowski, A Fish Called Wanda, or Pulp Fiction.

[toro]

"Go away or I shall taunt you a second time"

Dont even get me started on the Grail. and BTW,  so just sain........... don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Tis a scratch, Nothing but a flesh wound.

[slycordinator]

Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

-Beer?
-Its seven in the morning!!!
-Scotch?





(Bonus points to youngsters who can name this forgotten comedy classic)

Fucking comedy gold.  One of my all time favorite lines as well.  Makes me lawl every time. 

[jingle.boy]

-Beer?
-Its seven in the morning!!!
-Scotch?





(Bonus points to youngsters who can name this forgotten comedy classic)

Fucking comedy gold.  One of my all time favorite lines as well.  Makes me lawl every time. 

Was just recounting this yesterday with some work colleagues!

[El Barto]

YOU'RE THE VULGARIAN, YOU FUCK!

I just love A Fish Called Wanda.  I love when Otto is outside Reggie's house and he working on saying sorry.

Isn't It Archie ?

No.  Archie delivers his [quite wonderful] apology while hanging out the window.  Otto goes to Archie's house to apologize for that, and rehearses in the yard.  I believe that's when he catches Archie burglarizing his own house to steel back the necklace.

[King Postwhore]

YOU'RE THE VULGARIAN, YOU FUCK!

I just love A Fish Called Wanda.  I love when Otto is outside Reggie's house and he working on saying sorry.

Isn't It Archie ?

Yes.  I don't know why I had Reggie on the brain.

[Kotowboy]

YOU'RE THE VULGARIAN, YOU FUCK!

I just love A Fish Called Wanda.  I love when Otto is outside Reggie's house and he working on saying sorry.

Isn't It Archie ?

No.  Archie delivers his [quite wonderful] apology while hanging out the window.  Otto goes to Archie's house to apologize for that, and rehearses in the yard.  I believe that's when he catches Archie burglarizing his own house to steel back the necklace.

I asked whether he meant Archie as opposed to " Reggie ".  I was correct.

[Dr. DTVT]

Hef reminded me of this one.

"MOOOOOON RIVER.  Thank you doc.  Ever serve time?"

[jingle.boy]

   Take your pants off.
   I don't even know your name
   Bend over
   Ben?  Nice to meet you.  Victor Hugo.

Oh.... so many great lines from those two films.  Here's another

Those aren't pillows!

You're going the wrong way!
How does he know which way we're going?

Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam

[SystematicThought]

-Beer?
-Its seven in the morning!!!
-Scotch?





(Bonus points to youngsters who can name this forgotten comedy classic)

Mr. Mom of course. Lost, but not forgotten

[hefdaddy42]

You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life.

[lonestar]

OK, here's a classic...

"You're gonna look awfully silly with that knife sticking up your ass"

[King Postwhore]

Mary Kate Danaher: Could you use a little water in your whiskey?
Michaleen Flynn: When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey; and when I drink water, I drink water.

[BlackInk]

My sig speaks for me.