Favorite Movie Lines (maybe NSFW?)

[snapple]

What are your favorite movie lines? NO TV SHOWS OR FUCKING MADE FOR TV MOVIES!

It might be fun if we don't say what movie it's from and try to guess.

"I live to see you eat that contract. But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!"

Just starting with one

[Dimitrius]

disregard post

[King Postwhore]

Die Hard


"No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a fucking pizza!"

[pogoowner]

"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?

[senecadawg2]

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

[reneranucci]

I've got no time to bleed. 

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

"I'm here to wipe the floor with your ass, and you know it, and everybody knows it, and you deserve it."

[senecadawg2]

It's only after we've lost everything that we are free to do anything- Tyler Durden

[Dimitrius]

So say we all

Come at me, bro!

[njdtfan]

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. "

[Sigz]

Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
Harry: Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!
Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?

[snapple]

Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Now? A joke? Uh... um, uh... A joke. Yeah, alright. Um... There's these, uh, three guys, uh... a-a-a-a spic, a-a-a-a white guy and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, n-n- Yeah. And-and they walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, you know, "You wish for anything you want." So, he asks, uh-uh, Mexican what-what he wants, and he goes, uh, uh, "I want, uh, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie - Poof! And, all the spics are in Mexico. And then he asks the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, that's what I said. Goes to the, uh- uh, nigger, says, uh, "What do you want?" And he goes, um, uh, "I want all my African- my nigger brothers in America to be back in Africa and-and happy and everything." You know? So, genie goes poof! And, um, all the niggers in America are in Africa. And, uh, uh, uh, this is go- I'm not funny today. I-I know. I'm havin' a hard day. I-I-I- This joke sucks. It's-it's-it's a stupid joke.
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: So the genie says to the white guy, uh, um, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the niggers and spics are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then."

[njdtfan]

Life comes down to a few moments, this is one of them- Charlie Sheen in Wall St.

[Dr. DTVT]

"Fuck you dough boy, I can read.  You see that shoe?  It says "Adidas"."

[njdtfan]

Not one many may know but..............

Ben Thomas: The first time I ever saw a box jellyfish, I was twelve. Our father took us to the Monterey Bay Aquarium. I never forgot what he said... That it was the most deadly creature on earth. To me it was just the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.

Movie-Seven Pounds

[Phoenix87x]

Billy Madison

If your dog is lost, you don't just sit around wait for him to come back, you get off your ass and you FIND THAT FUCKING DOG!!

[toro]

In a row?

[King Postwhore]

So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

[Implode]

"They must be dead by now...Destroy what's left of them."

[73109]

So so many...first thing that comes to the top of my head:

"If I grew up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me...but I didn't...so, it doesn't."

"An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person."

"But sir...he'll see the big board!"

Also, every line from The Big Lebowski.

[King Postwhore]

All very awesome lines.

[73109]

Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
Harry: Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!
Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?

I think I have found one thing I can like about you now.

[Fluffy Lothario]

There are two of you, don't you see? One that kills, and one that loves.

[senecadawg2]

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse- Vito Corleone

[King Postwhore]

"Suzanne sucks pussy! Hey Hanrahan she's a dyke! I know, I know! She's a lesbian, a lesbian, a lesbian!"

[senecadawg2]

Oh, indeed -Omar Little

[toro]

That rug really tied the room together.

[The King in Crimson]

"You keep saying that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die..."

"You and your fuckin' rope..."

"Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you."  (actually, everything Hudson says is the best thing ever.)

"I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe.  Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion.  I've watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.  All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain.  Time... to... die."

[wolfandwolfandwolf]

"Go away or I shall taunt you a second time"

[lonestar]

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

[njdtfan]

"Go away or I shall taunt you a second time"

Dont even get me started on the Grail. and BTW,  so just sain........... don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[wolfandwolfandwolf]

"Go away or I shall taunt you a second time"

Dont even get me started on the Grail. and BTW,  so just sain........... don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

you dance when'er you're able?

[chrisbDTM]

Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out, that he'd melt my brain.

[njdtfan]

"Go away or I shall taunt you a second time"

Dont even get me started on the Grail. and BTW,  so just sain........... don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

you dance when'er you're able?

 

[El Barto]

YOU'RE THE VULGARIAN, YOU FUCK!