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Offline Phantasmatron

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Re: Worst or most banal lyrics.
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2012, 02:02:31 AM »
any time someone rhymes love with above

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Re: Worst or most banal lyrics.
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2012, 02:03:25 AM »
Quote from: LieLowTheWantedMan on March 30, 2012, 08:53:12 PM
"I need a shower, take a nap, I'll meet you in the bar we must have a rap": Genesis - Down and Out
"It is chicken, it is eggs, it is in between your legs": Genesis - It
Was it you or was it me?
Or was it he or she?
Who dunnit?
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Re: Worst or most banal lyrics.
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2012, 02:04:51 AM »
Quote from: Mosh on March 31, 2012, 02:03:25 AM
Quote from: LieLowTheWantedMan on March 30, 2012, 08:53:12 PM
"I need a shower, take a nap, I'll meet you in the bar we must have a rap": Genesis - Down and Out
"It is chicken, it is eggs, it is in between your legs": Genesis - It
Was it you or was it me?
Or was it he or she?
Who dunnit?
Of course. ;) Illegal Alien as well.
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Re: Worst or most banal lyrics.
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2012, 02:42:13 AM »
And when I have some words
This is the way I'll sing
Through a distortion box
To make it menacing

... YEAH

 - Happy With What You Have To Be Happy With

Actually, I really like these lyrics, I think partly because they are so bad, it gives them a sort of charm, like a terrible film.
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Re: Worst or most banal lyrics.
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2012, 09:00:55 AM »
Quote from: Sketchy on March 31, 2012, 02:42:13 AM
And when I have some words
This is the way I'll sing
Through a distortion box
To make it menacing

... YEAH

 - Happy With What You Have To Be Happy With

Actually, I really like these lyrics, I think partly because they are so bad, it gives them a sort of charm, like a terrible film.

That song's meant to be a parody of nu-metal, which makes the lyrics being bad kind of the point.  :biggrin:
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Re: Worst or most banal lyrics.
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2012, 10:02:33 AM »
"Lord I'm going psychosane", and pretty much everything within 50 miles of it.
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Re: Worst or most banal lyrics.
« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2012, 10:08:44 AM »
VH1 is playing in the background as I type this.  More than half the music videos they're playing this morning has some of the most lyrically trite shit this side of pop music.
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Re: Worst or most banal lyrics.
« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2012, 02:07:11 PM »
Probably not the worst ever but Go To Hell by Blackfield springs to mind as my pick right now.
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Re: Worst or most banal lyrics.
« Reply #43 on: March 31, 2012, 02:19:57 PM »
Quote from: antigoon on March 30, 2012, 09:35:08 PM
GIMME FOO
GIMME FAH
GIMME DAH BA DAH BAH DAYYEEEE

OOOOHHH!
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Re: Worst or most banal lyrics.
« Reply #44 on: March 31, 2012, 04:51:53 PM »
Anything by Avril Lavigne. Fuck her lyrics are horrible.
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Re: Worst or most banal lyrics.
« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2012, 07:20:07 AM »
The bulk of the lyrics of contemporary music :P
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Re: Worst or most banal lyrics.
« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2012, 07:24:56 AM »
As mentioned earlier in the thread - we should rule out pop music as their lyrics are intrinsically awful.
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Re: Worst or most banal lyrics.
« Reply #47 on: May 02, 2012, 12:21:04 PM »
Ministry - Destruction.

It is instrumental, if you go look for it.

But it is:

DESTRUCTION!
DESTRUCTION!
DESTRUCTION!
DESTRUCTION!
DESTRUCTION!
DESTRUCTION!
DESTRUCTION!
DESTRUCTION!
DESTRUCTION!
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Re: Worst or most banal lyrics.
« Reply #48 on: May 02, 2012, 01:41:21 PM »
Nothing is worse than lulu.

"I am the table" XD
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Re: Worst or most banal lyrics.
« Reply #49 on: May 08, 2012, 07:57:04 AM »
Eminem's "guess that's why they call it the window pane" line is pretty bad.
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Re: Worst or most banal lyrics.
« Reply #50 on: May 19, 2012, 01:54:10 AM »
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
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Re: Worst or most banal lyrics.
« Reply #51 on: May 19, 2012, 02:17:50 AM »
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Re: Worst or most banal lyrics.
« Reply #52 on: May 19, 2012, 03:09:05 AM »
Günther has some of the best lyrics. Or worst, depending on how you look at it. To me he's one of those musicians where it's so bad that it becomes good, and his music is actually quite catchy.
Some examples:

Pleasure Man:

You come with glitter and glam
No no kiss a lips
Darling please show what you can
I'm your pleasure man

Wham bam baby bam bam
Give me all your lovin
Give me hanky panky
O o oooh
Wham bam baby bam bam
Working hard for money
You're my honey bunny
Wham bam bam

I'm your pleasure man
Uh huh
Wham bam bam
I'm your pleasure man
Uh huh

I'm Your Man:

G - Gracious
Ü - Über cozy
N - Natural
T - Toy-boy
H - Hero
E - Enjoyable
R - Romantic
(Mmm)
Mmm

You're the one, you're the one, you're the one
Ah ha

I'm the man

Give me your attention, you know who I am
(You're the man)
Irresistible attraction, you know what I am
(You're the man)

G - Gorgeous
Ü - Über cool
N - Nasty
T - Tacky
H - Hunky
E - Extravagant
R - Razy
(Mmm)
Mmm
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