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Offline MetalJunkie

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There is a God and He loves us.
« on: May 14, 2012, 01:54:57 AM »
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2012, 01:57:21 AM »
EMMA WATSON TAKES UP POLE DANCING
*most boring, tame, covered up photo of Emma Watson imaginable*

Meh. I'll wait until there's video. :P
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2012, 02:17:09 AM »
I know it ain't '07 but I've gotta pull out the ol' "ttiuwp" card.
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2012, 02:24:25 AM »
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2012, 02:55:02 AM »
Quote from: black_floyd on May 14, 2012, 02:17:09 AM
I know it ain't '07 but I've gotta pull out the ol' "ttiuwp" card.

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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2012, 02:57:59 AM »
Quote from: MetalJunkie on May 14, 2012, 02:24:25 AM


:slowclap:

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Quote from: black_floyd on May 14, 2012, 02:17:09 AM
I know it ain't '07 but I've gotta pull out the ol' "ttiuwp" card.

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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2012, 03:51:06 AM »
I'll believe there's a god when she's dancing on my pole.
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2012, 09:34:38 AM »
I don't know, I find it difficult to look at any former child actor is a sexual way.
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2012, 09:52:45 AM »
Quote from: MykeHavoc on May 14, 2012, 09:34:38 AM
I don't know, I find it difficult to look at any former child actor is a sexual way.

I'd agree with this normally but in her case she's almost exactly my age so I never really looked at her as a child actor. Whenever I saw the movies I never realized how young she was because I was right there with her.
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2012, 11:38:51 AM »
Quote from: black_floyd on May 14, 2012, 02:17:09 AM
I know it ain't '07 but I've gotta pull out the ol' "ttiuwp" card.
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2012, 11:41:04 AM »
Quote from: Sigz on May 14, 2012, 09:52:45 AM
Quote from: MykeHavoc on May 14, 2012, 09:34:38 AM
I don't know, I find it difficult to look at any former child actor is a sexual way.

I'd agree with this normally but in her case she's almost exactly my age so I never really looked at her as a child actor. Whenever I saw the movies I never realized how young she was because I was right there with her.

This. She's exactly my age...

...And that's just fine.  :hat
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2012, 01:43:14 AM »
Quote from: Sigz on May 14, 2012, 09:52:45 AM
I'd agree with this normally but in her case she's almost exactly my age so I never really looked at her as a child actor. Whenever I saw the movies I never realized how young she was because I was right there with her.

So this
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2012, 08:45:01 AM »
Quote from: Sigz on May 14, 2012, 09:52:45 AM
Quote from: MykeHavoc on May 14, 2012, 09:34:38 AM
I don't know, I find it difficult to look at any former child actor is a sexual way.

I'd agree with this normally but in her case she's almost exactly my age so I never really looked at her as a child actor. Whenever I saw the movies I never realized how young she was because I was right there with her.

Same here.  Had a crush on her since I was 11. 
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2012, 10:09:13 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on May 14, 2012, 01:57:21 AM
EMMA WATSON TAKES UP POLE DANCING
*most boring, tame, covered up photo of Emma Watson imaginable*

Yeah, what's up with that?  And from The Sun, even.
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2012, 03:03:50 PM »
Is it strange that I don't think she's out of my league? I totally think I could have a go.
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2012, 03:07:05 PM »
Quote from: senecadawg2 on May 18, 2012, 03:03:50 PM
Is it strange that I don't think she's out of my league? I totally think I could have a go.
Maybe not strange, but probably delusional. :p
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2012, 03:08:19 PM »
Quote from: senecadawg2 on May 18, 2012, 03:03:50 PM
Is it strange that I don't think she's out of my league? I totally think I could have a go.

You have a shot.
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2012, 03:10:09 PM »
I don't know though, it's just... I have so much to offer. I can fuck her, probably help her clean the house, maybe drive around a bit, fuck her, probably no need to get a job, take care of the kids, fuck her, listen to her British accent, oh and did I mention? I could fuck her.

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Quote from: senecadawg2 on May 18, 2012, 03:03:50 PM
Is it strange that I don't think she's out of my league? I totally think I could have a go.

You have a shot.

Thank you so much for that!
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2012, 03:16:07 PM »
Pfft, I could do those things.
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2012, 03:17:07 PM »
Quote from: Silver Tears on May 18, 2012, 03:16:07 PM
Pfft, I could do those things.

tpiuwp

EDIT: Wait, what things?
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2012, 03:17:49 PM »
I can do that blindfolded, while on a pogo stick.
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2012, 03:18:38 PM »
If I ever have romantic liaisons with Emma Watson, I promise you I will post pics.
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2012, 03:22:03 PM »
pfft. Yeah right, I fully expect a video.
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2012, 03:22:40 PM »
FIIIINE. Jeez, you're so demanding.
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2012, 03:23:18 PM »
Video is a must.  :hat
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Re: There is a God and He loves us.
« Reply #25 on: May 19, 2012, 12:05:54 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on May 14, 2012, 01:57:21 AM
EMMA WATSON TAKES UP POLE DANCING
*most boring, tame, covered up photo of Emma Watson imaginable*

Meh. I'll wait until there's video. :P

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