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The Count of Tuscany - In a cinema near you
« on: March 23, 2012, 03:03:20 AM »
Posted this on Facebook/Twitter yesterday... got a great response.
Just wanna share it with you guys.

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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2012, 03:04:18 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2012, 03:34:51 AM »
Wow, that's amazing! :O

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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2012, 03:48:29 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2012, 04:19:28 AM »
Very Nice dude  :tup. Now, convince DT to do it  :P
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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2012, 05:31:45 AM »
That's awesome.
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Re: The Count of Tuscany - In a cinema near you
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2012, 06:16:30 AM »
If this was going to be a movie... who'd you like to star in this movie?

JP = Leonardo Di Caprio
The Count = Johnny Depp
Brother = Liam Neeson

Directed by: David Fincher

Would love to see that!

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« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2012, 06:22:19 AM »
I think Vin Diesel would be more appropriate for JP considering the muscles :P
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Re: The Count of Tuscany - In a cinema near you
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2012, 08:10:13 AM »
Great work as always, Steve  ;)
I lol'd with this: From The Producers of Scenes From A Memory  :lol THAT would be awesome!
Speaking of The Count of Tuscany... I found this article on the web and it seems pretty interesting:
https://www.terraditoscana.com/hannibal/uk/pages/kappa.htm
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« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2012, 08:17:31 AM »
Cool!  Good job.  Kinda has that "Silence of the Lambs" motif.
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Re: The Count of Tuscany - In a cinema near you
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2012, 09:03:03 AM »
Cool!  Good job.  Kinda has that "Silence of the Lambs" motif.

I immediately thought that as well.  It's the large eye and the moths that do it.


If this was going to be a movie... who'd you like to star in this movie?

JP = Leonardo Di Caprio Mark Walberg
The Count = Johnny Depp Liam Neeson
Brother = Liam Neeson The Dos Equis Most Interesting Man In The World dude
Narrator = Isaiah Mustafa

Directed by: David Fincher

Would love to see that!

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« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2012, 11:05:10 AM »
Excellent job, Steve!

We have yet to see a Mangini wallpaper from you though!  ;D
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Re: The Count of Tuscany - In a cinema near you
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2012, 11:26:11 AM »
I was going thru my dvd collection because I was missing something on the poster and then 'Silence of the Lambs' came by.
The moths were the last images I put in there..... and yes, they are 'death moths'.

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« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2012, 11:31:16 AM »
I was going thru my dvd collection because I was missing something on the poster and then 'Silence of the Lambs' came by.
The moths were the last images I put in there..... and yes, they are 'death moths'.

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Stay tuned! ;D

Nice! Been waiting for that.  Thanks in advance, love your work!  :tup
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« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2012, 02:00:56 PM »
I think Vin Diesel would be more appropriate for JP considering the muscles :P
Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) would be even more so. He's ripped and plays guitar...

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Re: The Count of Tuscany - In a cinema near you
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2012, 03:37:47 PM »
Looks like a "The Count of Monte Cristo" rip-off...

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« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2012, 05:16:08 PM »
Excellent work there my brotha!!!
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Re: The Count of Tuscany - In a cinema near you
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2012, 06:19:52 PM »
While this is indeed amazing, I noticed right away that the skull nose seems to be off-center with the old man nose. Not sure if it's an optical illusion or I'm not seeing something right, but it just seems off.
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Re: The Count of Tuscany - In a cinema near you
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2012, 06:24:02 PM »
I would not want to see a Count of Tuscany movie.

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Re: The Count of Tuscany - In a cinema near you
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2012, 04:02:16 PM »
Looks like a "The Count of Monte Cristo" rip-off...


Oh thanks... yep, that's exactly what it is...


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Re: The Count of Tuscany - In a cinema near you
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2012, 10:36:05 PM »
Nice, But that would be the movie with the most cringe-worthy dialog ever.
I imagined the story to go more like this.

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« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2012, 11:11:02 PM »
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Re: The Count of Tuscany - In a cinema near you
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2012, 11:11:11 PM »
Nice, But that would be the movie with the most cringe-worthy dialog ever.
I think that it would improve with age.

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Re: The Count of Tuscany - In a cinema near you
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2012, 09:15:35 AM »
I wanna stay alive,

long enough to see that happen.