It's hilarious because the amount special pleading required to accept evolution but reject that Christianity was founded by the guy it's named for is monumental.
This sentence doesn't make sense to me. Are you saying it requires "special pleading" to accept evolution, or that it's hypocritical to say there's more than enough evidence for evolution, but not for someone named Jesus existing?
And no, I won't read it, because like the author, I really don't care if someone named Jesus was alive two thousand years ago, and started a religion, and I've never really questioned that someone of the sorts did exist. I guess I should talk to more people, because I don't really know any who really doubt Jesus did exist.