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Offline Rina

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SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« on: March 09, 2012, 12:53:14 PM »


Okay, so I walkin' in a parking garage one day, by myself, so naturally I got beat over the head with a frying pan and tossed into a suspiciously located white van.




For some reason this guy was taking me to Chicago, so I complied. Because he's 6'2 and I'm 4'11. Naturally I was terrfied.





Then some random stranger took me away to a Disney store and they made me their princess by suddenly bestowing upon me with out of context glasses. I kept thinking I was forgetting a promise I made to someone who gave me a glass slipper once, but then...






Cake. Oh GOD cake. ... :heart  What was I saying..?






Then I met this charming young man who advised me to "Stay smooth, always". I at once knew I needed that man. And that I needed him badly.






I asked where I could find this good, big, satisfying-chocolate-lovin' and this is what I ended up with.



No complaints.






As I was gazing across the city in a very Batman-esque fashion ISAWTHISDRAGONATTACKINGTHECITYHOLYCRAP





SO I FINISHED HIM OFF.






LOUD NOISES






And then the kidnapper guy showed up again and I properly thanked him for the cake.





AND THEN I FOUGHT OFF THE EVIL ROBOTS WITH THIS DECEPTICON MUSIC STAND




But I ended up ruining the city and killing, like, 5011 people so they kicked me out and then I went home and was all  :sadpanda:
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2012, 01:04:03 PM »
Quote from: Rina on March 09, 2012, 12:53:14 PM



Then I met this charming young man who advised me to "Stay smooth, always". I at once knew I needed that man. And that I needed him badly.


He looks familiar...
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2012, 01:13:28 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 09, 2012, 01:04:03 PM
Quote from: Rina on March 09, 2012, 12:53:14 PM



Then I met this charming young man who advised me to "Stay smooth, always". I at once knew I needed that man. And that I needed him badly.


He looks familiar...

She looks like Ann Curry in that shot  :o
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2012, 01:17:42 PM »
GET IN DAT ASS LARRY!
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2012, 01:19:12 PM »
So you were in Chicago?  With a music stand?  And you didn't come visit me?




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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2012, 01:19:43 PM »
Rina's on a roll!
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2012, 01:21:15 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on March 09, 2012, 01:19:12 PM
So you were in Chicago?  With a music stand?  And you didn't come visit me?




 :|

DAMMIT ADAMI, I told you to take me to meet Orbert!  :(
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2012, 01:23:34 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on March 09, 2012, 01:19:12 PM
So you were in Chicago?  With a music stand?  And you didn't come visit me?




 :|

I thought you lived in Minnesota for some reason Orbert.
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2012, 01:31:24 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on March 09, 2012, 01:19:12 PM
So you were in Chicago?  With a music stand?  And you didn't come visit me?




 :|

We tried. There was a great wall separating us.
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2012, 01:31:58 PM »
ARE YOU AND ADAMI DATING?!?!?!?!?!?

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2012, 01:33:35 PM »
Quote from: glaurung on March 09, 2012, 01:31:58 PM
ARE YOU AND ADAMI DATING?!?!?!?!?!?

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Yes, Adami and I are dating. We're always together. We're almost the same person. Inseparable. Practically one.
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2012, 01:37:09 PM »
Quote from: Adami on March 09, 2012, 01:31:24 PM
Quote from: Orbert on March 09, 2012, 01:19:12 PM
So you were in Chicago?  With a music stand?  And you didn't come visit me?




 :|

We tried. There was a great wall separating us.
Dumber than a Mongolian barbarian, eh?
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2012, 01:56:31 PM »
wtf happened Adami last time you posted a picture of yourself you had hair and looked 22!
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2012, 01:57:31 PM »
Quote from: Progmetty on March 09, 2012, 01:56:31 PM
wtf happened Adami last time you posted a picture of yourself you had hair and looked 22!

SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH!!!


I mean.......please shut your dirty whore mouth.
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2012, 02:01:36 PM »
 :lol  :-X
Every man awaits that day with horror, at least you're over it now  :tup
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2012, 02:02:51 PM »
Quote from: Progmetty on March 09, 2012, 02:01:36 PM
:lol  :-X
Every man awaits that day with horror, at least you're over it now  :tup

I don't know which pic you're referring to, but I started losing my hair at 18. And I'm 27 at the moment, which probably explains why I don't look 22. And yea, I've dealt with the hair crap, doesn't seem to keep the chicks away  ;) .
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2012, 02:07:15 PM »
I didn't say it would keep them away and you're handsome fella but I'm saying I remember you having this thick full head of hair, a pic you posted in the post your pic thread a couple years back. I think it was a self shot of in the mirror.
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2012, 02:08:23 PM »
Quote from: Progmetty on March 09, 2012, 02:07:15 PM
I didn't say it would keep them away and you're handsome fella but I'm saying I remember you having this thick full head of hair, a pic you posted in the post your pic thread a couple years back. I think it was a self shot of in the mirror.

Either an odd pic or you got the wrong guy. I haven't had a full head of hair for almost 10 years. And even at 22 it was pretty thin.
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2012, 03:42:15 PM »
Rina + glasses = win
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2012, 04:13:48 PM »
Quote from: Rina on March 09, 2012, 12:53:14 PM

That's Rina with the "we're dating" look.
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2012, 05:06:38 PM »
I want to date Adami.
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2012, 05:24:16 PM »
hehehehe forum relationships make me giddy like a school girl!
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2012, 07:36:21 PM »
Quote from: glaurung on March 09, 2012, 01:31:58 PM
ARE YOU AND ADAMI DATING?!?!?!?!?!?

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

No you silly panda, just because they're in pics together doesn't mean they're dating. Stop over-analyzing things.
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2012, 07:37:17 PM »
Quote from: TheVoxyn on March 09, 2012, 05:06:38 PM
I want to date Adami.

Well she's only 4'11, but she's surprisingly strong. If you take her by surprise, you might have a chance.
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2012, 08:27:06 PM »
 :lol

You guys are great

Quote from: Gadough on March 09, 2012, 07:36:21 PM
Quote from: glaurung on March 09, 2012, 01:31:58 PM
ARE YOU AND ADAMI DATING?!?!?!?!?!?

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

No you silly panda, just because they're in pics together doesn't mean they're dating. Stop over-analyzing things.

What about if they upload the pic to facebok, would that mean they are actually dating?
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2012, 08:31:38 PM »
Perhaps. But like any good couple, they would need to wait at least 6 months until they change their status to "in a relationship." Only then would it be Facebook Official. Keep people guessing, you know.
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2012, 10:53:37 PM »
Seeing as Adami has 29 friends, Ms. Rina must be preeeetty special. In a special way. You know.

inb4 Jamesman stop the wedding
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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2012, 05:11:58 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on March 09, 2012, 08:31:38 PM
Perhaps. But like any good couple, they would need to wait at least 6 months until they change their status to "in a relationship." Only then would it be Facebook Official. Keep people guessing, you know.
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Quote from: Ħ on March 09, 2012, 10:53:37 PM
Seeing as Adami has 29 friends, Ms. Rina must be preeeetty special. In a special way. You know.

inb4 Jamesman stop the wedding

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Re: SO THERE WAS THIS PORTAL
« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2012, 05:40:28 AM »
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