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Offline Nekov

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Hank the cat running for US Senate
« on: March 02, 2012, 07:03:49 AM »
https://newsfeed.time.com/2012/02/28/meet-hank-the-virginia-cat-running-for-u-s-senate/

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Attention, voters: a new candidate has joined the Virginia race for U.S. Senate. Hailing from Springfield, Va., he’s running as an independent, with a platform that centers on job creation.

He’s also a cat.

Hank, 9, is running against former Virginia governors Tim Kaine, a Democrat, and George Allen, a Republican. According to his campaign website, he’s an “energetic, inspiring, and real” candidate, and unlike so many other political frontrunners, he wasn’t born with a “silver spoon.” His pulled-himself-up-by-the-metaphorical-bootstraps story has inspired all who know him, and “he realized that his ideas and unique life experiences could help his community, his state, and his country.”



Read more: https://newsfeed.time.com/2012/02/28/meet-hank-the-virginia-cat-running-for-u-s-senate/#ixzz1ny5CrE8M

WTF US?

PS: There's a campaign video add in there.
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Re: Hank the cat running for US Senate
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2012, 07:14:28 AM »
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Interested parties can volunteer to work on the campaign, write promotional letters or subscribe to Hank’s newsletter. According to his Facebook page, for each new “like” Hank receives, whoever is actually operating his campaign will donate $1 to the Fairfax County Humane Society.

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Re: Hank the cat running for US Senate
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2012, 07:22:12 AM »
WTF US?

You've answered your own question right there.

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Re: Hank the cat running for US Senate
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2012, 07:26:52 AM »
But it's not real, it's just something they're doing to raise money for an animal shelter.

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Re: Hank the cat running for US Senate
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2012, 07:31:41 AM »
Even better!

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Re: Hank the cat running for US Senate
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2012, 09:40:39 AM »
Despite being a cat, he's probably a much more honorable and scrupulous choice than any of the other candidates.

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Re: Hank the cat running for US Senate
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2012, 09:41:55 AM »
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Re: Hank the cat running for US Senate
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2012, 10:04:58 PM »
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Hank the cat running for US Senate
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2012, 11:02:05 PM »
I'd vote for him!
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Re: Hank the cat running for US Senate
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2012, 02:10:36 AM »
I'm voting for Toonces.