Is this a sick joke? I can get any brainless bia to dress up as a pikachu (noicanthaha), but I've been wanting a real life Pikachu to shock my foes until they're crisp and tortured for as long as I can remember. "Hey, evil fucker, lets go swimming cause it's fun in the sun!" "Kaykay!" "THUNDERBOLT THAT MOTHERFUCKER, PIKA PII!"
Done and done. Then I'd use my cute little monster to get me tang and I'd force them to dress up like my pet cause I'm a furry like that. They'd do it, too. Lest they want to end up all dead and shit. Pikachu. Bam. All the world has to offer.