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Offline Orbert

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #455 on: January 27, 2014, 03:58:11 PM »
Dissecting frogs is fun.  You learn a lot, and the frog dies.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #456 on: January 27, 2014, 05:25:18 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on January 27, 2014, 03:58:11 PM
Dissecting frogs is fun.  You learn a lot, and the frog dies.

Implying the frog wasn't already dead lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #457 on: January 27, 2014, 06:01:52 PM »
lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #458 on: January 27, 2014, 06:41:47 PM »
A guy and gal have sex together. They don't use any protection, as the guy thought he was sterile. During sex, the guy completely zonks out, but not before managing to "finish," which ends up, unbelievably, getting the girl pregnant. What did they call him?




The Miracle AND the Sleeper

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #459 on: January 27, 2014, 07:56:46 PM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #460 on: January 27, 2014, 09:45:36 PM »
The title of the topic always gives me a little chuckle. As if I wanted to post jokes for reasons other than fun. :hat
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #461 on: January 27, 2014, 10:16:37 PM »
LaBrie wrote revised lyrics to the "Raise the Knife" demo. He called it "Lift the Fork."

Where does the first dancing turtle live? In his solitary shell.

Billy wanted to test his knowledge of birds. He got 500 sheets of paper. On each one, he put a picture of a bird on one side, and wrote the bird species on the other side. He then proceeded to go through each picture and try to identify the species...he was listing sparrows off a ream.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #462 on: January 28, 2014, 02:33:55 AM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin  :tup
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #463 on: January 28, 2014, 10:12:28 AM »
Quote from: Zyzzyva17 on January 27, 2014, 10:16:37 PM
Billy wanted to test his knowledge of birds. He got 500 sheets of paper. On each one, he put a picture of a bird on one side, and wrote the bird species on the other side. He then proceeded to go through each picture and try to identify the species...he was listing sparrows off a ream.
:lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #464 on: January 31, 2014, 02:30:56 PM »
What does a DT fan say when he finds out his exam grade?

"I don't understand. I don't feel that I deserve this. What did I do wrong? I just don't understand."
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #465 on: January 31, 2014, 03:20:08 PM »
Quote from: Azazello on January 31, 2014, 02:30:56 PM
What does a DT fan say when he finds out his exam grade?

"I don't understand. I don't feel that I deserve this. What did I do wrong? I just don't understand."

Only a pushover would say that... When I get a bad grade, I usually say, "Now, wait a minute, man!!!"
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #466 on: January 31, 2014, 04:14:11 PM »
When I just nearly pass something I always shout "EVERYONE SURVIVED! ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!"
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #467 on: January 31, 2014, 06:52:28 PM »
Everytime I look for an album cover on Google, I download the bigger picture.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #468 on: January 31, 2014, 11:11:54 PM »
Quote from: Sacul on January 31, 2014, 06:52:28 PM
Everytime I look for an album cover on Google, I download the bigger picture.



So basically you try to find the album covers, can't find them, give up, and then download The Bigger Picture to cure your failure rage?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #469 on: January 31, 2014, 11:33:23 PM »
Q: What would possess you to justify such dark and twisted ways?

A: Tits.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #470 on: January 31, 2014, 11:39:03 PM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on January 31, 2014, 11:33:23 PM
Q: What would possess you to justify such dark and twisted ways?

A: My rage became too powerful and my Kamui ate me.

Fixed.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #471 on: January 31, 2014, 11:41:41 PM »
Suit yourself. More tits for me, I guess.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #472 on: January 31, 2014, 11:51:53 PM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on January 31, 2014, 11:41:41 PM
Suit yourself. More tits for me, I guess.

It's okay, there's still kinda tits with Senketsu.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #473 on: February 01, 2014, 01:31:33 AM »
Quote from: GasparXR on January 31, 2014, 11:51:53 PM
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on January 31, 2014, 11:41:41 PM
Suit yourself. More tits for me, I guess.

It's okay, there's still kinda tits with Senketsu.

I am so lost...
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #474 on: February 01, 2014, 02:26:24 AM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #475 on: February 01, 2014, 06:05:54 AM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on January 31, 2014, 11:41:41 PM
Suit yourself. More tits for me, I guess.

That is sig-worthy.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #476 on: February 02, 2014, 05:47:12 PM »
 John Petrucci's degree dissertation was entitled " Does turning on a light make the room less dark ? "

After months and months of research and scientific experiments - he finally concluded that

" Yes. They do. "

This was the basis for the 19 minute opus on Dream Theater's self titled 12th album

" Illumination Theory " .

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #477 on: February 02, 2014, 06:12:40 PM »
And turning a light on and off repeatedly makes the room go from dark to light, light to dark, dark to light, light to dark.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #478 on: February 02, 2014, 06:21:26 PM »
A DT fan gets 4/4 on his quiz. All his classmates think that's great, but he just finds the grade boring and would have been much happier had he gotten a few bonus marks to make it a 5/4 or 7/4.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #479 on: February 02, 2014, 09:43:50 PM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on February 02, 2014, 05:47:12 PM
John Petrucci's degree dissertation was entitled " Does turning on a light make the room less dark ? "

After months and months of research and scientific experiments - he finally concluded that

" Yes. They do. "

This was the basis for the 19 minute opus on Dream Theater's self titled 12th album

" Illumination Theory " .
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #480 on: February 26, 2014, 06:23:13 PM »
What's Batman's favorite DT song?

The Dark Eternal Knight


What's Spider-Man's favorite DT song?

Caught In A Web
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #481 on: February 26, 2014, 07:06:11 PM »
Oh my god I started this thread.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #482 on: February 27, 2014, 01:36:11 PM »
A prog nerd is having sex and makes his girlfriend have an orgasm. However, he's disappointed, thinking: "where's the keyboard solo?"
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #483 on: February 27, 2014, 01:40:01 PM »
Quote from: ? on February 27, 2014, 01:36:11 PM
A prog nerd is having sex and makes her girlfriend have an orgasm. However, he's disappointed, thinking: "where's the keyboard solo?"

Her girlfriend?

...Us prog guys are doomed forever. :sad:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #484 on: February 27, 2014, 01:45:25 PM »
Oops, fixed!

(Damn English for having different gender forms for third-person singular! :lol)
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #485 on: February 27, 2014, 01:46:35 PM »
Quote from: ? on February 27, 2014, 01:36:11 PM
A prog nerd is having sex and makes his girlfriend have an orgasm. However, he's disappointed, thinking: "where's the keyboard solo?"

Was that a reference to Home, or just a general comment about prog nerds?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #486 on: February 27, 2014, 01:48:48 PM »
Quote from: Zyzzyva17 on February 27, 2014, 01:46:35 PM
Quote from: ? on February 27, 2014, 01:36:11 PM
A prog nerd is having sex and makes his girlfriend have an orgasm. However, he's disappointed, thinking: "where's the keyboard solo?"
Was that a reference to Home, or just a general comment about prog nerds?
The former :biggrin:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #487 on: February 27, 2014, 02:51:51 PM »
Quote from: ? on February 27, 2014, 01:48:48 PM
Quote from: Zyzzyva17 on February 27, 2014, 01:46:35 PM
Quote from: ? on February 27, 2014, 01:36:11 PM
A prog nerd is having sex and makes his girlfriend have an orgasm. However, he's disappointed, thinking: "where's the keyboard solo?"
Was that a reference to Home, or just a general comment about prog nerds?
The former :biggrin:
:lol It doesn't make as much sense, but it's even funnier if I think of it as a general comment about prog nerds.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #488 on: February 27, 2014, 04:13:59 PM »
Quote from: Sycsa on February 27, 2014, 02:51:51 PM
:lol It doesn't make as much sense, but it's even funnier if I think of it as a general comment about prog nerds.

Unfortunately, I'm single, so my keyboard solos come from wankery.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #489 on: February 27, 2014, 04:34:32 PM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on February 27, 2014, 04:13:59 PM
Quote from: Sycsa on February 27, 2014, 02:51:51 PM
:lol It doesn't make as much sense, but it's even funnier if I think of it as a general comment about prog nerds.

Unfortunately, I'm single, so my keyboard solos come from wankery.

Um us married guys still love to wank. :lol
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