An Eskimo carrying two hammers escorted by two firemen walk into a bar. The Eskimo walks over towards the bartender and then hits him in the eyes with the two hammers, rendering his vision useless as the two firemen proceed upstairs. As the Eskimo then pulls down his pants, the two firemen utilize the upper advantage and slaughter each other with seat belt cutters, bleeding on the patrons down below. John Petrucci then walks into the bar with his guitar and plays an E Minor chord, causing the bathroom door in the back of the establishment to open and emit a tremendous glowing light, causing everyone to become shitfaced instantly. Everyone cheers uncontrollably. -Fin