St. Wanker.
That song is definitely not a favorite of me. When I first got the album, I was well aware of it's heinous reputation among Metallica fans, as well as metal heads, fans of rock, Droogies, musicians, composers, music teachers, and basically everyone who isn't Metallica. However, I stepped in with an open mind and heart. Popping in the disk and observing the artwork, I found myself worried, but hey, plenty of unfitting artworks have graced good albums:
Anyhow, I listened to Frantic, and I must say, it wasn't too bad. Not as good as the other opening songs, but it had it's moments. Don't get me wrong, I found parts of it hokey, but overall, it was appealing enough and is a tune I still listen to.
Then, St. Anger came up. As the rather workable intro blared, I read the lyrics. They seemed pretty choppy and not too hot. Still, The song could turn out good, right?
The "St. Anger round my neck..." part came up and I laughed my ass off.