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Offline Hyperplex

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Hadn't posted humor in a while...
« on: February 03, 2012, 09:36:17 AM »
so I thought I'd share this, though I'm sure it's old. Saw it last night and couldn't stop watching. Enjoy if it's new to you.

Drunk guy goes for more beer (though I suspect there's is something other than alcohol coursing through his veins)
https://www.metacafe.com/watch/3573971/drunkest_guy_ever_goes_for_more_beer_video/
« Last Edit: February 03, 2012, 10:36:19 AM by Hyperplex »
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Re: Hadn't posted humor in a while...
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2012, 10:26:36 AM »
Yeah, I don't think someone could be that drunk and act like that. :lol It's like he is on drqz

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Re: Hadn't posted humor in a while...
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2012, 10:36:04 AM »
I'm thinking ketamine or something else dissociative...
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Re: Hadn't posted humor in a while...
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2012, 10:37:04 AM »
Yeah, I would agree...he seems out of touch, not just plastered

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Re: Hadn't posted humor in a while...
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2012, 11:54:17 AM »
I remember seeing this a while back and wanting to laugh and cry at the same time. It's pretty sad... and I honestly would have called an ambulance if it were my store because that dude is in serious danger, if not from overdose then just from being out in the world where there are cars and stuff he could very easily walk/fall in front of.
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Hadn't posted humor in a while...
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2012, 10:19:04 PM »
This is something to be avoided.

Only thoughts are WOW.

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Re: Hadn't posted humor in a while...
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2012, 10:22:55 PM »
I sent this video to Tony saying "ketamine??" and he argued ether, substantiated with a Hunter S. Thompson quote  :lol
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Hadn't posted humor in a while...
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2012, 10:37:16 PM »
I don't know, seems fake to me.
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

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Re: Hadn't posted humor in a while...
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2012, 10:45:46 PM »
Yeahhhh... I didn't find that shit funny in the slightest after the first minute. I mean, it gave me a giggle at first but people like that... I've got mixed feelings of intense, vehement, abhorrent rage and slight pity. Reminds me of my cunt of a mother. Not to rag on anyone who finds it funny; ten years ago I'd be in stitches but after the shit I've seen... I'd have to be high as balls to find it funny. He may be on something strong but it's completely possible that he is simply plastered beyond recognition. What that poor bastard is going through is by the book drunkenness for an intense alcoholic. He probably is on some hard drug along with being drunk beyond belief given the fact that most people who are that drunk will pass out or vomit it all up; you've gotta be cursed with an adamantium stomach to hold that much alcohol so that you look like him. Sadly, I've seen it first hand too many times to count. Fucking prawn. (Aliems should kill him)

Well shit, that went sour. My bad. :| :heart

I don't know, seems fake to me.

Oh god... :lol please tell me you meant the text to be green. Pweeeease. Not to demean or insult but I wish I was ignorant (for lack of a better word; again, don't mean this in a bad or insulting way, truly...ignorance is a blessing in this case) enough to see someone act like that and think "surely that is fake". I say that wholeheartedly, I wish I could erase some of the shit I've seen. Really god damn pathetic, insects like that. I'd bet my left nut that video is real... and my left nut is my favorite one! Good 'ole Petey. What?

olollloooooo Sorry for getting heavy. Soft subject for me, alcoholism. Shits no joke if you're as fucked as that guy.
« Last Edit: February 03, 2012, 10:52:27 PM by TioJorge »

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Re: Hadn't posted humor in a while...
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2012, 10:55:54 PM »
I can see why it's funny, and I can see why it's not.


People who live their lives like that....it's very sad.

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Re: Hadn't posted humor in a while...
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2012, 12:20:04 AM »
I can see why it's funny, and I can see why it's not.


People who live their lives like that....it's very sad.

Exactly. Just because it's sad in many ways doesn't mean it can't also be funny. It's like death (and many other serious things)- if we don't laugh about it sometimes we'd go crazy.
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Hadn't posted humor in a while...
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2012, 07:51:59 AM »
It's like watching a turtle stuck on its back...

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Re: Hadn't posted humor in a while...
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2012, 02:48:06 PM »
Not a bad analogy  :lol
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.