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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #525 on: January 25, 2012, 04:09:07 PM »
So Will, did you like my presents I sent you?  I wouldn't know the answer since YOU HAVEN'T POSTED THEM YET?!  I guess they sucked.
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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #526 on: January 25, 2012, 08:16:34 PM »
Somehow I missed watching all of the vids. :lol @ Sigz "says a lot that I have a shot glass within reach". I assume that bottle didn't last long.
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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #527 on: January 25, 2012, 11:04:44 PM »
 :lol, that was great
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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #528 on: January 26, 2012, 01:37:41 PM »
I've read a page of my gift every now and then before bed and am through North America in The Onion world book, definitely laughed a good bit already.
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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #529 on: January 26, 2012, 04:14:56 PM »
Sorry to kill the happy vibe, but unfortunately my package arrived soaked in beer. There were 3 bottles in it - one of which was smashed to smithereens, the other two cracked in half. They were packed in a tiny box, right next to each other, with no other packaging whatsoever. Needless to say, I didn't pull the camera out.

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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #530 on: January 26, 2012, 04:27:07 PM »
God dammit. I'm really sorry Mike, I've never shipped beer before and had no idea what kind of precautions to take. I used some paper/foam stuff, and was kinda just going off how chino shipped me my bottle, but in hindsight it I should have just asked Bill or someone. That's really disappointing, I even special ordered one of those bottles from the local shop :sadpanda:
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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #531 on: January 26, 2012, 04:37:45 PM »
I've shipped a ton of beer -- the thing the remember is that the box will get thrown, tossed, crushed, shaken, etc.   You need a big box, even for just a few bottles - and a TON of bubble wrap around each bottle (after each one is in at least one ziploc bag) and plenty of space between the bottles so they can't hit each other or the sides of the box. I appreciate you special ordering the bottle though man!

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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #532 on: January 31, 2012, 03:23:00 PM »
So my girlfriend has stolen part of my gift (the penguin pillow pet... which we have named Sylvester...) and the other part is kinda... sitting in a drawer for now :tup
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #533 on: February 01, 2012, 06:54:27 PM »
Hey KingsmehEngland,  you liking the Budokan?  I'm sorry I didn't get you much more, I'd just totalled my car the past week  :sadpanda:

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« Reply #534 on: February 01, 2012, 08:15:53 PM »
Hey KingsmehEngland,  you liking the Budokan?  I'm sorry I didn't get you much more, I'd just totalled my car the past week  :sadpanda:

Of course I did.  You don't worry.
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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #535 on: February 01, 2012, 08:26:33 PM »
Hey KingsmehEngland,  you liking the Budokan?  I'm sorry I didn't get you much more, I'd just totalled my car the past week  :sadpanda:

Of course I did.  You don't worry.
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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #536 on: February 01, 2012, 09:38:44 PM »
Jackie, if you feel like making another video for us, we wouldn't mind watching.... just saying  ::)

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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #537 on: February 01, 2012, 09:54:14 PM »
Word. More adorable animal outfits too please and smiles are a plus :D
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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #538 on: February 01, 2012, 10:07:13 PM »
and watch porn through it... pretty please.

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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #539 on: February 01, 2012, 11:37:23 PM »
 :lol

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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #540 on: February 01, 2012, 11:46:23 PM »
:lol

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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #541 on: February 01, 2012, 11:54:48 PM »
Jackie's awesomeness is not to be whored out on youtube videos so you all can get your cheap kicks

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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #542 on: February 01, 2012, 11:57:58 PM »
 :rollin

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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #543 on: February 02, 2012, 12:00:25 AM »
 :corn :eyebrows:
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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #544 on: February 02, 2012, 12:02:23 AM »
 :corn   :eyebrows:   :eyebrows:  :corn

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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #545 on: February 02, 2012, 12:06:17 AM »
Dear god you guys :facepalm:
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Re: DTF Secret Santa 11 - TIME TO POST PICS & VIDEO
« Reply #546 on: February 02, 2012, 12:18:11 AM »
EXCLUSIVE BEHIND THE SCENES FOOTAGE

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