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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 2 RESULTS
« Reply #70 on: January 26, 2012, 04:29:12 PM »
YtseBitsySpider Ozric Tentacles - Coily

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 2 RESULTS
« Reply #71 on: January 26, 2012, 04:34:22 PM »
lol

Well, I sorta knew that was going to happen. You suck for not liking it though.

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 2 RESULTS
« Reply #72 on: January 26, 2012, 04:38:55 PM »
Meme cole:

Insults Devin Townsend for being "power metal bullshit"

Send you Falconer in your roulette
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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 2 RESULTS
« Reply #73 on: January 26, 2012, 04:48:25 PM »
I was trying to piss you off, mind you.

Falconer is awesome, you all just suck. I just sent my song. If he doesn't like it, at least DTF will have him for lunch.

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 3 RESULTS
« Reply #74 on: January 27, 2012, 07:17:37 AM »
hmm...I've got some great ambient stuff I like...but after his reaction to the other ambient sent this round...I'll have to reconsider.
I'll send tonight maybe..I'm swamped with All Star Weekend stuff.
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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 3 RESULTS
« Reply #75 on: January 27, 2012, 07:57:58 AM »
Sent.

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 3 RESULTS
« Reply #76 on: January 27, 2012, 08:09:39 AM »
Cool. Just waiting on YtseBits and I'll have results up tonight if we're all lucky.
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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 3 RESULTS
« Reply #77 on: January 27, 2012, 10:01:03 AM »
mmm let me get this straight... you all wanna get lucky tonight and you need YtseBITS....
I'll keep watching this thread.

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 3 RESULTS
« Reply #78 on: January 27, 2012, 10:17:12 AM »
Cool. Just waiting on YtseBits and I'll have results up tonight if we're all lucky.
buggger..I'm a work...wait..I've got my phone..maybe I can do it from my phone.

hmm....hold please.

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 3 RESULTS
« Reply #79 on: January 27, 2012, 10:23:16 AM »
you might consider taking the rest of the day off and head home... people need you... just sayin....  ;D

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 3 RESULTS
« Reply #80 on: January 27, 2012, 10:37:47 AM »
you might consider taking the rest of the day off and head home... people need you... just sayin....  ;D

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ok umh I sent you think a second pm is coming with some more explanations...

bad bad bad miss o.
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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 3 RESULTS
« Reply #81 on: January 27, 2012, 10:39:33 AM »
some are born dat way....

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 3 RESULTS
« Reply #82 on: January 27, 2012, 10:50:18 AM »
I'll defend UMH and say that Falconer became unlistenable starting at their 4th album.
     

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 3 RESULTS
« Reply #83 on: January 27, 2012, 03:39:16 PM »
Dude, it was the first album...by that logic, that means that were totally listenable at that point. And I'd agree with what you have to say. The first two albums are fucking killer.

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 3 RESULTS
« Reply #84 on: January 29, 2012, 07:40:02 AM »
.........almost second page.
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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 3 RESULTS
« Reply #85 on: January 29, 2012, 09:39:25 AM »
Results today, hopefully. I'm really just not in a writing mood. :p
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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 3 RESULTS
« Reply #86 on: January 29, 2012, 11:29:03 AM »
record a youtube video of your thoughts on the songs...it's the lazy man's roulette
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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 3 RESULTS
« Reply #87 on: January 29, 2012, 12:35:58 PM »
ClairvoyantCat The World/Inferno Friendship Society - Brother of the Mayor of Bridgewater

Capitalizing on Rich's success in the last round, here we have another song with some ska elements. This song kind of reminded me of a few of the bonus songs in Guitar Hero 1. Bouncy, fun, and just a great rock song. Massive props to the band name as well. 5 points

ariich Big Bad Voodoo Daddy - Mr. Pinstripe Suit

God damn. I never realized how much I enjoyed swing music until I heard this song. It's got a pretty strong Cat Empire vibe, so it was bound to do extremely well. Much like Seth's song, the chorus is permanently lodged into my brain. And of course, any music like this reminds me of the dancing sequence in The Mask, so that's a plus. 5 points

73109 dredg - Sanzen

Having never heard dredg, I had no clue what to expect with this song. I wasn't very impressed though. It's perfectly listenable, and the singer does have a very nice voice. There's just very little that jumps out at me and makes me want to explore them further. 3 points

Ravenheart Skyfire - Esoteric

I usually find melodeath to be incredibly bland. I'm happy to say this was an exception. Like Dan Swano, the growls in this song are pretty easy to understand, and this is probably the first melodeath band that I haven't shrugged off as nothing more than a decent change of pace once in a while. The choir break in the middle was pretty sick too. Still, the fact remains that melodeath just doesn't resonate with me as much as standard death metal does. 4 points

Gorille85 Foxy Shazam - Oh Lord

Holy shit. I have absolutely no fucking clue what I'm listening to, but it's awesome. Everything about this song hit me like a ton of bricks. The singer is phenomenal, the chorus is an immediate classic, and the song overall just makes me one happy motherfucker. The music video is brilliant too. 6 points

zxkhlo/NocturnalConspiracy Tortoise - Djed

This was a very cool song. It's post-rock without being dense and unmemorable. The other thing I liked is how they only droned along on the same part for a short time, instead of extending each individual part out for 5 minutes. The xylophone section in particular was quite impressive. Still, the song's way too long for its own good (20 minutes). 4 points

Dark Castle In Solitude - Serpents Are Rising

Awesome. I'm getting a big Mercyful Fate vibe from these guys. Even though their singer lacks the ball-squashing wails of the almighty King Diamond, the vocals still fit the music fairly well. It would be infinitely wise of the singer to tie several rubber bands around his nuts though, because I feel like this song would be 100% better with King Diamond vocals. Still, very solid song with excellent guitar melodies. 4 points

YtseBitsySpider Maxxess - Slow Motion

Now that's the ticket. The song has a very Floydian vibe, and it's generally extremely relaxing. It also reminds me of Buckethead's softer material (More Electric Tears than Colma). In fact, the change in guitar tone halfway through was a total Buckethead trick. The accompanying video fit the song perfectly. I could very easily imagine myself watching the ocean at night while listening to this. 5 points

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Ravenheart - 21
ClairvoyantCat - 20
Gorille85 - 20
ariich - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Dark Castle - 17
zxkhlo/NocturnalConspiracy - 15
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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 4 RESULTS
« Reply #88 on: January 29, 2012, 03:04:41 PM »
Glad you're digging this stuff so much, definitely check out the albums those songs are from! :D

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 4 RESULTS
« Reply #89 on: January 29, 2012, 03:48:20 PM »
I'm glad you like the song!

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 4 RESULTS
« Reply #90 on: January 29, 2012, 04:27:35 PM »
...and I'm in last.

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 4 RESULTS
« Reply #91 on: January 29, 2012, 05:11:43 PM »
......check the last three roulettes I've been in. It's all in fun
Don't sweat it.
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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 4 RESULTS
« Reply #92 on: January 31, 2012, 04:28:40 PM »
CommmeOoooOOOOONNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnn.  FUCK!
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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 4 RESULTS
« Reply #93 on: January 31, 2012, 04:30:17 PM »
 :chill

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 4 RESULTS
« Reply #94 on: January 31, 2012, 05:29:42 PM »
Waiting on Rich still.
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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 4 RESULTS
« Reply #95 on: February 01, 2012, 12:24:58 PM »
WAT?! I'm sure I sent. ???

Let me know if I definitely didn't, and I'll send tonight.

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 4 RESULTS
« Reply #96 on: February 01, 2012, 12:31:10 PM »
I've got nothing from you in my PM box, so I'm assuming you have not sent.
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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 4 RESULTS
« Reply #97 on: February 01, 2012, 01:39:03 PM »
Dagnammit, I was sure I sent when I sent for Cole's roulette, so was wondering why you were both taking ages!

Will send shortly.

EDIT: Sent.
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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 4 RESULTS
« Reply #98 on: February 01, 2012, 07:13:05 PM »
I'll post results if you do. :P

Although I know I did shitty.

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 4 RESULTS
« Reply #99 on: February 02, 2012, 08:30:18 PM »
Double post bump!!!

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 4 RESULTS
« Reply #100 on: February 02, 2012, 08:32:06 PM »
Not posting results until my life unfucks itself. Sorry guys.
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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 4 RESULTS
« Reply #101 on: February 02, 2012, 08:33:10 PM »
No problem, and I hope the unfucking goes smoothly.

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 5 RESULTS
« Reply #102 on: February 06, 2012, 06:08:28 PM »
Gorille85 Frank Turner - I Still Believe

Nice, upbeat song. It's really tough to get into this after I've been binging on something as energetic as Foxy Shazam, but I still enjoyed it. It's got a nice, bouncy, almost country twang to it that should bother me, but it doesn't. As annoying as the ever-present "HEY YAY"'s were at the beginning, I found them pretty catchy by the end. Funny how that works. :p Good song, just not as awesome as Foxy. Oh yeah, and harmonica solos have no place in rock music. Ever. 4 Points

YtseBitsySpider Circus Maximus - Glory of the Empire

Hey look! It's the unicyclist from the cover of ADTOE! Glad to see he made it safely to the ground. Anyway, I see a lot of people dismiss these guys as a DT clone. While I can see why they get that reputation, there's still enough in this song to differentiate them from DT's brand of prog metal. I especially enjoyed the intro with the flutes. When the main melody kicks in, the DT worship starts to get a bit more prominent. The singer reminds me a bit of the guy from Vanden Plas, and I think he's the strongest link in that band. These guys probably deserve a bit more recognition. Good, solid prog metal. 5 points

Ravenheart Type O Negative - Wolf Moon (Including Zoanthropic Paranoia)

Type O is one of those bands that I hear a lot of praise for, but I don't ever really get the urge to see what they have to offer. Having heard this song, I can say they're pretty cool. The music has a very dark atmosphere with the fantasy keyboards (Not sure how else to describe them). The singer has a very fitting voice for this type of music, deep and powerful. This is good stuff, but it's nothing mind-blowing. 4 points

73109 Machine Head - Imperium

I've only heard one or two songs from these guys, and they both made me go "meh". This song was no exception. I have no idea what it is about this band, but it just does absolutely nothing for me. It's not that it's bad music by any means, it's just not interesting enough to make me want to listen to it. Plenty of other bands do what Machine Head is doing, and they do it much better. Oh, and the half-growled vocals are borderline torturous to listen to, like John Bush but slightly worse somehow. 2 points

ClairvoyantCat Jaga Jazzist - Oslo Skyline

This is pretty neat. It's, like you described so eloquently in your PM, jazzy, jammy, posty, and instrumental. It's very relaxing, even with the heavier sections. I especially like the section where it settles down, and the synth waves just swell around the speakers. I really don't know what else to say about it though.  I liked it. :P 5 points

ariich Guthrie Govan - Sevens

I haven't been into shredding quite as much lately. Not sure why, it just hasn't spoken to me like it usually does. This song totally flipped that on its head though. This is some very creative stuff. It's much more interesting than the typical sweep-tapping (though I love Yngwie as much as the next guy). This also benefits from a change in dynamics once in a while. Most shred guitarists tend to play a fairly static brand of music, but this is certainly not a victim of that generalization. The sick groove that happens around the 3:00 mark is so much  :metal 5 points

zxkhlo/NocturnalConspiracy/Tick Oceansize - Unfamiliar

Like Type O, this was a band that I heard a lot of praise for, but never felt like checking out. I definitely should have though. This kind of reminds me of alt-rock with a more progressive edge to it. Though, some sections are also delightfully trippy. I really need to explore this band further. 5 points

Dark Castle The Wretched End - Fleshbomb

Awesome song title, first off. Even more awesome song. It's very dark, extremely heavy, and the vocals really compliment the music well. These guys remind me a lot of Vreid (another Norwegian thrash band) with better production, and that's a very good thing. I like to think this is the only roulette where a thrash song can win a round right after a swing-revival song wins the previous round, but I genuinely loved the fuck out of this song. 6 points

The Scoreboard:
Ravenheart - 25
ClairvoyantCat - 25
Gorille85 - 24
ariich - 24
YtseBitsySpider - 23
Dark Castle - 23
zxkhlo/NocturnalConspiracy/Tick - 20
73109 - 16

Sorry for the massive delay guys, but here you go. Notice how the spread between 1st and 6th place is a whopping 2 points. This is shaping up to be quite the interesting fight to the finish.

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 5 RESULTS
« Reply #103 on: February 06, 2012, 06:12:00 PM »

YtseBitsySpider Circus Maximus - Glory of the Empire


Hey YBS, did ya hear they're recording a new album?   :lol

BTW, :metal :letam: on Glory.  "What we do, echoes in eternity".  :leaveseyes:

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Re: UMH's "No Frills, No Fluff, Just Roulette" ROUND 5 RESULTS
« Reply #104 on: February 07, 2012, 12:52:06 AM »
zxkhlo/NocturnalConspiracy/Tick
:lol

And yeah, Govan is perfectly capable of shredding, but he's really not a "shredder", he's amazingly restrained and varied with his playing, so he does some outrageously good stuff at times, but will throw in simple groovy riffs when the music calls for it as well. Check out his Erotic Cakes album!

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