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We're having a strip party!
« on: January 05, 2012, 10:04:25 AM »
My sister and her boyfriend have recently bought their first house together, and considering it's got four bedrooms, it was pretty damn cheap. But it was only cheap because they bought it from an old man whose been in a home for...quite some time, and, as such, the house is in a bit of a bad way. As in, it looks very, very tacky. And old, and everything is rotted.

Now, my Nanna has been helping them get the house straight for moving in, and has invited everyone round to come help out and strip off the wallpaper.

Thing is, she told everyone, at the pub that she owns, that we're having a strip party.

Yup.

But she's not the only 'old' person who doesn't quite understand what they're saying, for example, my Grandma started talking about cunts to me and my older sister- Apparently, that's slang around her parts for something.

So, have you had any old people tell you anything particularly interesting?

P.S- My sister told me that they've found lots of gay/bondage magazines in the old man's house. Apparently he was also into theatre so she said I should look through his stuff. I'm not too keen on the idea myself.
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Re: We're having a strip party!
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2012, 10:06:00 AM »
Thread woefully disappoints. 
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Re: We're having a strip party!
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2012, 10:08:43 AM »
well considering the age of the thread starter.....you had to expect something like wood, or wallpaper was getting stripped.

the only somewhat funny albeit biggotted thing I hear is my father in law refer to all immigrants as "new Canadians" and even that doesn't seem that dirogatory.
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Re: We're having a strip party!
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2012, 10:09:00 AM »
I was hoping for some hot pics of you pole dancing. I'm dissapoint
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« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2012, 10:12:08 AM »
I love using the word "faggot" with the original meaning, just to freak people out.

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Re: We're having a strip party!
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2012, 10:17:31 AM »
About ten years back, my Grandpa, God rest his soul, said,"Asians are going to be the Jews of the 21st century."

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Re: We're having a strip party!
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2012, 10:45:25 AM »
I was hoping for some hot pics of you pole dancing. I'm dissapoint

I'll get some pics at the strip party, promise :) and no bitches please don't remind me that I owe you new year pics dad has them :(

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Re: We're having a strip party!
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2012, 10:48:50 AM »
I was gonna ask whether I can come  :(

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Re: We're having a strip party!
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2012, 10:50:33 AM »
If you like stripping wallpaper, and scrubbing floors, you're more than welcome :P
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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2012, 10:59:04 AM »
Well while you're stripping wallpapers, I could entertain the people who'll come from that pub and save them from being disappoint. How does that sound?  :P

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Re: We're having a strip party!
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2012, 11:02:06 AM »
About ten years back, my Grandpa, God rest his soul, said,"Asians are going to be the Jews of the 21st century."

Sounds like the name of a New York City-area Queens of the Stone Age tribute band.

Well while you're stripping wallpapers, I could entertain the people who'll come from that pub and save them from being disappoint. How does that sound?  :P

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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2012, 11:07:31 AM »
somebody won't regret  ::).... oh he probably knows that....  :D



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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2012, 11:09:24 AM »
Pics or it didn´t happen,,,,  :yarr
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Re: We're having a strip party!
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2012, 11:31:09 AM »
alice, im gonna need to message you about something

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Re: We're having a strip party!
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2012, 12:48:39 PM »
I was hoping for some hot pics of you pole dancing. I'm dissapoint

I'll get some pics at the strip party, promise :)


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Re: We're having a strip party!
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2012, 01:01:34 PM »
Well while you're stripping wallpapers, I could entertain the people who'll come from that pub and save them from being disappoint. How does that sound?  :P
I'm more than happy with that idea, come on over, there's a crate of beer in it for you as well :)

alice, im gonna need to message you about something
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Re: We're having a strip party!
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2012, 01:11:02 PM »
yeah i guess but something else ok

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Re: We're having a strip party!
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2012, 01:13:11 PM »
yeah i guess but something else ok
Ok then

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« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2012, 01:22:59 PM »
YAY....  I'm about to have me some fun and get well remunerated  ;D




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Re: We're having a strip party!
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2012, 01:59:44 PM »
I was hoping for some hot pics of you pole dancing. I'm dissapoint

This. Why would you get my hopes up like that Alice?  :(

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Re: We're having a strip party!
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2012, 02:02:01 PM »
Because I'm a cruel, cruel woman.
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« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2012, 02:02:51 PM »
 :'(