Absolutely awesome, congratulations Tempus. This sounds exactly like a movie I would go see. Right up my alley with my sense of humor.
BTW, I live near two houses (unfortunately not next to each other) that seriously have like a million of those blow up light up lawn decorations every year... like more of those than yard show. Seriously. And the one I'm closer to, while having significantly less decorations, is about half the size of the other house, so it's just as bad. Most obnoxious lawn decorations. They seriously need to use that in the film, like film them driving next to the house or something. I should take a picture and post it, because the decorations are probably still up.
BTW (again) one of the houses does that for every single holiday, I shit you not... so I'm going to see a bunch of blow up cupids and hearts in the next few weeks on that guy's lawn...