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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #35 on: December 27, 2011, 10:24:10 AM »
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #36 on: December 27, 2011, 10:25:00 AM »
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on December 27, 2011, 10:14:09 AM
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Dogs that stink.
So a good smelling dog turns you on?
No  :P
I've never, once, smelled a nice smelling dog  :lol

But when that day comes...Oooohh :eyebrows:
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #37 on: December 27, 2011, 10:27:10 AM »
Quote from: black_floyd on December 27, 2011, 10:25:00 AM
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on December 27, 2011, 10:14:09 AM
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Dogs that stink.
So a good smelling dog turns you on?
No  :P
I've never, once, smelled a nice smelling dog  :lol

But when that day comes...Oooohh :eyebrows:
It willn't come.  :|
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #38 on: December 27, 2011, 10:28:15 AM »
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on December 27, 2011, 10:27:10 AM

It willn't come.  :|

Looks like someone forgot to pay the "won't" bill this month.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #39 on: December 27, 2011, 10:29:33 AM »
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #40 on: December 27, 2011, 10:30:55 AM »
Quote from: black_floyd on December 27, 2011, 10:28:15 AM
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on December 27, 2011, 10:27:10 AM

It willn't come.  :|

Looks like someone forgot to pay the "won't" bill this month.
I dun't get it.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #41 on: December 27, 2011, 10:44:58 AM »
tattoos, swearing too much, dressing slutty (well, only really from a relationship perspective, because who doesn't love a slutty girl), passive aggressiveness, especially the facebook kind, etc etc etc

I like my women to dress conservatively and to speak with a dignified tongue. Is that so bad?!?!?!?
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #42 on: December 27, 2011, 10:46:19 AM »
Yes. Burn in hell.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #43 on: December 27, 2011, 10:51:14 AM »
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on December 27, 2011, 10:14:09 AM
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Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on December 27, 2011, 09:58:43 AM
Dogs that stink.
So a good smelling dog turns you on?
No  :P
I've never, once, smelled a nice smelling dog  :lol

What about dogs watching while you try and have a romantic moment with your loved one?  Or even worse.  Try to smell or lick your ass when you're near climax.   :o
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #44 on: December 27, 2011, 10:52:16 AM »
That's why you close the damn door and leave 'em in another room. Not rocket science, ace.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #45 on: December 27, 2011, 11:00:32 AM »
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #46 on: December 27, 2011, 11:07:52 AM »
Quote from: black_floyd on December 27, 2011, 10:52:16 AM
That's why you close the damn door and leave 'em in another room. Not rocket science, ace.

Yeah.  But you have to admit that would be a turn off were it to happen. 

Sometimes impromptu moments don't always yield the best pet spectator prevention.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #47 on: December 27, 2011, 11:10:49 AM »
Gages/Stretched ears. So gross.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #48 on: December 27, 2011, 11:14:11 AM »
reading...reading is really overated.. we have TV..

math.. who cares.. we have calculators..

and any combo of Oprah, Rosie O"Donell, and Roseanne Barr have all caused a testical to jump back into my body out of fright.. I had to coach it back out with the Sports Illustatrated Swimsuit edition..some warm oil and gentle cupping..
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #49 on: December 27, 2011, 11:16:14 AM »
Quote from: ZBomber on December 27, 2011, 11:10:49 AM
Gages/Stretched ears. So gross.
Indeed. If they're just a tiny bit stretched I'm fine, but bigger ones are pretty gross.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #50 on: December 27, 2011, 11:17:37 AM »
Gauges, fake tan, fake tits. I got over the whole "eating out" phobia (and yes it's extremely worth it), but it used to gross me out big time. Chicks who smoke need to go far away, and I feel similarly about the ones who drink themselves to death and don't pay any attention to their health.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #51 on: December 27, 2011, 11:21:59 AM »
Girls who place a higher priority on doing things in a way their friends will accept rather than making their own decisions based on common sense and what's best for them.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #52 on: December 27, 2011, 11:34:40 AM »
Quote from: EPICVIEW on December 27, 2011, 11:14:11 AM
reading...reading is really overated.. we have TV..

math.. who cares.. we have calculators..

No. NO. I refuse to believe this is serious.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #53 on: December 27, 2011, 11:39:48 AM »
That is truly hilarious! :rollin
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #54 on: December 27, 2011, 11:40:35 AM »
Quote from: Sigz on December 27, 2011, 11:34:40 AM
Quote from: EPICVIEW on December 27, 2011, 11:14:11 AM
reading...reading is really overated.. we have TV..

math.. who cares.. we have calculators..

No. No. I refuse to believe this is serious.
I sure hope so.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #55 on: December 27, 2011, 11:47:31 AM »
Bad hygiene, guys who are too 'vanilla' and afraid to try anything new sexually, submissiveness in men, guys who drink heavily and often, and guys who don't want a committment and a future.

I wasn't always this way, obviously there have been times when a guy chasing a relationship was a turn off, and times when I drank heavily so a guy drinker wouldn't bother me. But yeah that's my current list.

Edit: Ooh how could I forget? Guys who ain't into music, who say they LOVE music and it's their life, but in reality just listen to whatever's on the radio or in the charts. I don't have a problem with a partner being massively into a different genre of music than me or disliking much of the stuff I listen to, but a lack of passion for music means we're just never gonna get it on long term. I've dated musicians exclusively apart from one person.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #56 on: December 27, 2011, 12:05:39 PM »
Quote from: black_floyd on December 27, 2011, 10:25:00 AM
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on December 27, 2011, 10:14:09 AM
Quote from: chknptpie on December 27, 2011, 10:13:17 AM
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on December 27, 2011, 09:58:43 AM
Dogs that stink.
So a good smelling dog turns you on?
No  :P
I've never, once, smelled a nice smelling dog  :lol

But when that day comes...Oooohh :eyebrows:
:rollin  :rollin  :rollin




Quote from: antigoon on December 27, 2011, 10:46:19 AM
Yes. Burn in hell.


Quote from: black_floyd on December 27, 2011, 11:21:59 AM
Girls who place a higher priority on doing things in a way their friends will accept rather than making their own decisions based on common sense and what's best for them.

:clap:





finally the answer to the OP: this thread  :lol
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #57 on: December 27, 2011, 12:06:56 PM »
anyone that isn't obscure.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #58 on: December 27, 2011, 12:09:14 PM »
Quote from: Sigz on December 27, 2011, 11:34:40 AM
Quote from: EPICVIEW on December 27, 2011, 11:14:11 AM
reading...reading is really overated.. we have TV..

math.. who cares.. we have calculators..

No. NO. I refuse to believe this is serious.
Seriously...
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #59 on: December 27, 2011, 12:14:17 PM »
You know what, fuck it, I'll say it. Heavy and or fat women. Call me shallow or an asshole, but I just can't find women exceptionally larger than myself attractive. My penis refuses to come out to play. Now slightly larger women? Sure there are exceptions. But it's directly proportional to have many chins and or extra folds you have.


I realize I'm not necessarily skinny, but I'm not expecting to be fuckin' anorexic chicks. Just ones who don't appear to be the size of a small moon.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #60 on: December 27, 2011, 12:19:18 PM »
Quote from: Sigz on December 27, 2011, 11:34:40 AM
Quote from: EPICVIEW on December 27, 2011, 11:14:11 AM
reading...reading is really overated.. we have TV..

math.. who cares.. we have calculators..

No. NO. I refuse to believe this is serious.

Sigz,,,, You are right..I do read menus... so I guess I am forced to read...as for DTF , I actually just hold my hand over the screen to take in the pixels and process them..
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #61 on: December 27, 2011, 12:21:09 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman42 on December 27, 2011, 12:06:56 PM
anyone that isn't obscure.


People.. behold your DTFMOTY winner.. if its not James its fixed.. the man is on a serious roll..
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #62 on: December 27, 2011, 12:22:42 PM »
Visible ribs.  Any girl as skinny as I am will look gross naked.  I mean, I probably look gross naked, but I'm not worried about whether I turn myself on.

Also, chicks who babble and don't pay attention to what they're saying.  If I make a clever pun based on a word you just used and you give me a blank stare because you weren't actually listening to anything you were just saying, it's probably because you're a brain-dead, worthless bitch who just enjoys the sound of her own voice.  Probably.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #63 on: December 27, 2011, 12:23:22 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman42 on December 27, 2011, 12:06:56 PM
anyone that isn't obscure.

changed my opinion bout this thread.... :eyebrows:
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #64 on: December 27, 2011, 12:24:40 PM »
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #65 on: December 27, 2011, 12:30:59 PM »
Quote from: kári on December 27, 2011, 12:24:40 PM
Quote from: bout to crash on December 27, 2011, 06:43:59 AM
women who don't let me return the favor
Nice. :D

agreed! and I will so keen to let you honey :eyebrows:
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #66 on: December 27, 2011, 12:31:37 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman42 on December 27, 2011, 12:06:56 PM
anyone that isn't obscure.

Wait...a post from Jamesman I can actually agree with?
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #67 on: December 27, 2011, 12:33:45 PM »
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on December 27, 2011, 12:31:37 PM
Quote from: Jamesman42 on December 27, 2011, 12:06:56 PM
anyone that isn't obscure.

Wait...a post from Jamesman I can actually agree with?

thread getting better... now there's pretty much nothing that doesn't turn me on  :lol
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #68 on: December 27, 2011, 12:34:22 PM »
Quote from: obscure on December 27, 2011, 12:33:45 PM
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on December 27, 2011, 12:31:37 PM
Quote from: Jamesman42 on December 27, 2011, 12:06:56 PM
anyone that isn't obscure.

Wait...a post from Jamesman I can actually agree with?

thread getting better... now there's pretty much nothing that doesn't turn me on  :lol
wanna bet?

How about a bag of owl feathers dipped in caramel?
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #69 on: December 27, 2011, 12:36:05 PM »
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on December 27, 2011, 12:34:22 PM
Quote from: obscure on December 27, 2011, 12:33:45 PM
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on December 27, 2011, 12:31:37 PM
Quote from: Jamesman42 on December 27, 2011, 12:06:56 PM
anyone that isn't obscure.

Wait...a post from Jamesman I can actually agree with?

thread getting better... now there's pretty much nothing that doesn't turn me on  :lol
wanna bet?

How about a bag of owl feathers dipped in caramel?

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