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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #210 on: December 29, 2011, 08:37:04 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on December 29, 2011, 08:06:59 AM
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I was thinking of that one that comes in GTA: Vice City. EVERYBODY'S WORKING FOR THE WEEKEEEEND

I dated a girl who's favorite band was Loverboy, man she was hot when rocking out to that song.

The girls loved Loverboy.  Took a chick to see them with Saga opening up.  Great show.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #211 on: December 29, 2011, 08:37:51 AM »
Oh man reading through this thread was just hilarious  :lol

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #212 on: December 29, 2011, 09:23:27 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on December 29, 2011, 07:27:39 AM


Glad someone caught it.


 :blush

I still don't get it  :lol
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #213 on: December 29, 2011, 09:26:35 AM »
Really? Come on... :D
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #214 on: December 29, 2011, 02:42:11 PM »
the living.....

Nope I didn't read through the thread yet and i'm probably just repeating someone's joke

oh well whatevs I guess
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #215 on: December 29, 2011, 03:23:25 PM »
This whole thread....:lol
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #216 on: December 31, 2011, 11:30:48 AM »
Turn Offs: Racists, homophobic attitudes, and people who make random assumptions about gay people....for example......"All gay men love dance music"......BULLSHIT....I'm a gay metal head....go figure!!
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #217 on: December 31, 2011, 11:32:23 AM »
Same here dude!

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #218 on: December 31, 2011, 12:01:36 PM »
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Cigarette-smoking doesn't make me think of BJ's at all. I suppose my overall anatomy is simply too different from something so short and slender to really get that sort of comparison in my mind.
I don't think it makes anyone think of BJs...
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #219 on: December 31, 2011, 12:02:43 PM »
Quote from: Imonkeyman on December 31, 2011, 11:30:48 AM
Turn Offs: Racists, homophobic attitudes, and people who make random assumptions about gay people....for example......"All gay men love dance music"......BULLSHIT....I'm a gay metal head....go figure!!
You mean you don't like dance music?!?! Not even a little bit?!?!?
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #220 on: December 31, 2011, 12:53:58 PM »
I like dance music.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #221 on: April 29, 2012, 11:24:58 PM »
I know I'm necro-ing a topic but I was reading through and the number one turn off for me came to mind....


Women who act like they are doing me a favor during the process. I will totally call it off.... I am very passionate (Scorpio ;) ) and when I'm getting down to business I always bring the heat. I won't fake it or phone it in ever. If you're not in the mood it's one thing but just be up front with that cause I will call out a stiff!!!

Outside of maybe a horrible personality (and if that's the case I wouldn't be concerned with turn on or turn off really anyway) or some horrid hygiene issue I'm good with whatever pleases. #1 turn on for me is the process of pleasuring in whatever necessary fashion  :blush


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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #222 on: April 29, 2012, 11:29:50 PM »
Quote from: Genowyn on December 27, 2011, 03:52:40 PM
In a serious answer to this thread, feet. Why do people like feet?

As a foot fetishist myself, I could give you a serious answer to this question, but it might get TMI/creepy.

Quote from: wolfking on December 27, 2011, 07:25:58 PM
I love sucking on my girlfriends toes.  She doesn't like it, but I love it.  I understand why people can't stand feet though.

Wolfking. You're awesome.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #223 on: April 30, 2012, 12:42:35 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on April 29, 2012, 11:29:50 PM
Quote from: Genowyn on December 27, 2011, 03:52:40 PM
In a serious answer to this thread, feet. Why do people like feet?

As a foot fetishist myself, I could give you a serious answer to this question, but it might get TMI/creepy.
I'm interested in the answer as well.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #224 on: April 30, 2012, 01:52:50 AM »
I'm kind of a foot fetishist as well, and I really can't explain why I like it. I'm the same with hands - I love 'em!

But on topic, a couple of turn offs:
  • Smoking
  • When the girl expect me to do all the work
  • Biting on the neck. Seriously, it just tickles! I love when they bite on the arm, but not on the neck! I don't wanna giggle when I'm trying to be passionate!
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #225 on: April 30, 2012, 02:42:39 AM »
I thought that this thread was loc....  :censored.. shit what am I doing?

anyway ... fun thread  :laugh:
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #226 on: April 30, 2012, 03:22:51 AM »
This thread is the best thing ever.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #227 on: April 30, 2012, 05:34:56 AM »
Quote from: theseoafs on April 30, 2012, 12:42:35 AM
Quote from: Gadough on April 29, 2012, 11:29:50 PM
Quote from: Genowyn on December 27, 2011, 03:52:40 PM
In a serious answer to this thread, feet. Why do people like feet?

As a foot fetishist myself, I could give you a serious answer to this question, but it might get TMI/creepy.
I'm interested in the answer as well.

Me too, I don't really get it.

And I hate people touching my feet, so unfortunately Drew, it looks like you and I are not a match.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #228 on: April 30, 2012, 02:15:30 PM »
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Also, the idea of eating a girl out is just disgusting to me.

You should get over that. You willbe rewarded in turn if you know what i mean

Seriously man... there is nothing better than my wife sitting on my face and just grinding away... love that.  LOVE IT!  :biggrin:

And trust me... you will be paid back.  Sometimes your paid back at the same time...
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #229 on: April 30, 2012, 02:29:36 PM »
Post: "X is a really big turn off for me"

Response: "Dude you should get over X it's totally hot"

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #230 on: April 30, 2012, 04:24:07 PM »
People that are too self conscious and don't understand how beautiful they really are. I guess self esteem.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #231 on: April 30, 2012, 04:25:02 PM »
Quote from: Sigz on April 30, 2012, 02:29:36 PM
Post: "X is a really big turn off for me"

Response: "Dude you should get over X it's totally hot"

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Pretty much this.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #232 on: April 30, 2012, 04:55:20 PM »
People Smoking.



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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #233 on: April 30, 2012, 05:05:50 PM »
I hate having smoking anywhere in the vicinity of me.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #234 on: April 30, 2012, 06:30:58 PM »
Boobs. They freak me out.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #235 on: April 30, 2012, 07:39:39 PM »
Fake boobehs because they... look fake. 

Smoking because stinky mouth. 

Tanning, because having skin that is darker than one's hair (like orange skin and blonde hair) is unnatural.

High heels because... what's the point?
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #236 on: April 30, 2012, 07:40:04 PM »
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #237 on: April 30, 2012, 07:41:31 PM »
Quote from: HarlequinForest on April 30, 2012, 07:39:39 PM
Fake boobehs because they... look fake. 

Smoking because stinky mouth. 

Tanning, because having skin that is darker than one's hair (like orange skin and blonde hair) is unnatural.

High heels because... what's the point?
It's not fair to assume smokers have stinky mouths.  When I smoke, I chew gum, and my mouth tastes great afterwards, and this is a tip I learned from my other friends who smoke.  We still make sure our mouths aren't disgusting :P
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #238 on: April 30, 2012, 07:43:50 PM »
Quote from: WebRaider on April 29, 2012, 11:24:58 PM
Women who act like they are doing me a favor during the process. I will totally call it off.... I am very passionate (Scorpio ;) ) and when I'm getting down to business I always bring the heat.

People who think that the day they were born has anything to do with their attitude or sexual attributes. Sorry duder, we are not a match. :p
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #239 on: April 30, 2012, 08:01:59 PM »
Bad Teeth.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #240 on: April 30, 2012, 08:04:51 PM »
Overly giant boobs.

pretty much anything that is fake.

Also, piercings and tatoos are totally sexy, even though they're artificial, i don't see them as modifications to body parts.


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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #241 on: April 30, 2012, 08:08:25 PM »
flat, small or otherwise bad asses.

i showed courtney some squats that really work dat ass out. She saw my butt and was like "other than the hair, how do you get it to look so strong?" Bitch, I do squats. And now, she has dat ass.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #242 on: April 30, 2012, 08:12:47 PM »
That reads like your GF thinks that hairy ass == strong ass.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #243 on: April 30, 2012, 08:16:45 PM »
 ^:lol

I should like to hear more about these squats.

Sincerely,

Ginger with a depressingly flat ass
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #244 on: April 30, 2012, 08:28:19 PM »
She does barbell squats, deadlifts (both with pretty low weights. She's not super strong) runs, bikes, walks anywhere she can and I think she said she is doing one steppers or something. Can't recall the name. Google search actually does a good job. If I wasn't on my phone, id post links.

I just do the deadlifts and squats.
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