Misheard DT Lyrics

[RMGadelha]

I'm too lazy to think of one right now, so I'll rip someone off straight from the comments section to DOT's snippet

"Don't be afraid of lingoooo!! Open your horse, bees set free!"

[CrimsonE]

I often hear the As I Am chorus as "I won't change your bitter plan/Take me as I am"

[pg1067]

Maybe this has already been mentioned, but there are a handful of misheard lyric videos on YouTube (probably pretty close to ten years old now) that I think are hilarious.  The one that stands out has the part right before the instrumental section as:

"And still life pushes on
With or with a Jew
We've got to carry on
A whale will guide us to
A place where we belong"

[SystematicThought]

I often hear the As I Am chorus as "I won't change your bitter plan/Take me as I am"

I first heard:
Take me as a yam


I heard Constant Motion today and ten years ago when I first heard it, I had to rewind it because I heard
"Fuckers here, fuckers there"
Instead of Focus here, focus there

[BeardedGentlemanHistorian]

I hear "Desperate shooting that echoes still" when I play Fatal Tragedy.

[ToT-147]

  Good ones..

[porcacultor]

Today was the first time I figured out that it's "Familiar settings, nothing new", and not

Familiar said, it's nothing new

What a strange choice of words that would've been.

[BeardedGentlemanHistorian]

Cheese sticks everything.

[EPIC Outro]

My sister thinks the lyric to that Astonishing song is "Mom and Dad Betrayel."

[Bertielee]

I'm too lazy to think of one right now, so I'll rip someone off straight from the comments section to DOT's snippet

"Don't be afraid of lingoooo!! Open your horse, bees set free!"

Guys, I'm not even English-speaking from Birth and I've had no problems understanding that part on the sample. Buy yourselves a pair of ears!

[gzarruk]

When Moment of Betrayal first dropped, I thought one of the lines was "he will be the faceless"

[Phoenix87x]

The actual lyrics for Lines in the sand

We fabricate our demons
Invite them into our homes
Have supper with the aliens
And fight the war alone

For years now I heard the last two lines as:

You're surfing with the alien
and fight the war at home

[Ibanez1998]

This may be really gross, but in "Innocence Faded" at 2:10 the first time I did a double take as I thought I heard:

Wearing out pathetic displays,
Sharing Fleshlight envy in cages
cum descending
nut extending to head.

[Lonk]

Pale Blue Dot: I thought it said "hopeful children, malicious father" but I just realized it says "Hopeful Children, Mothers and Fathers"

[Joshgirouard]

In barstool warrior "talking to his gin" sounds like "talking to his chin"

[IDontNotDoThings]

In barstool warrior "talking to his gin" sounds like "talking to his chin"

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that

[genome]

In barstool warrior "talking to his gin" sounds like "talking to his chin"

I thought that was the lyric 

[Evai]

"Don't be afraid of lego!"

[zappafrank2112]

I might have already posted this in ages past, but it never gets old for me:

Not misheard, but rather misinterpreted: In ACoS, some might interpret "My sun's not so bright" as "my son's not so bright."  Never not funny to me.

[Progmetty]

You reminded me of one I had with ACoS: "In a self-caressing need, I never felt so young before" hehe

[fischermasamune]

At Wit's End:

"Febreeze ahead and your apathy"

[lucasembarbosa]

Barstool Warrior:

"Sits a local barstool warrior
Talking to his chin"

[wasteland]

Pale Blue Dot:

"This isolated SPECK, hurling through the COSMIC DUCK"

[AboutToCrash]

Untethered Angel:

"Cold feet and second thoughts, in tater totted knots"

[fluojn]

At Wit's End

"Let me help you, how much longer until you realise?
Your CAN OF WORMS
is killing you inside

[Evai]

Why does he say 'talking to his chin' though  Usually misheard lyrics are good for a laugh but I struggle to ignore that 'ch' sound

[nobloodyname]

The actual lyrics for Lines in the sand

We fabricate our demons
Invite them into our homes
Have supper with the aliens
And fight the war alone

For years now I heard the last two lines as:

You're surfing with the alien
and fight the war at home

Erm. Well. This is embarrassing. If someone had asked me what those two lines were, I'd have said exactly what you heard

[(nothing)]

In barstool warrior "talking to his gin" sounds like "talking to his chin"

Yeah also in the chorus I heard "How did bad luck call it fate" lol

[Evai]

"Overwhelmed by this complex delirium"

I never understood the lyrics, so I thought he might be saying 'Overwhelmed by this Octavarium" even though it clearly doesn't sound like that  Would've been a cool titular line

[Evermind]

Barstool Warrior:

"Sits a local barstool warrior
Talking to his chin"

Absolutely this. I've heard it three times out of three on a plane (so no access to lyrics), and I ended up thinking it was some kind of English language idiom.

[IDontNotDoThings]

"Overwhelmed by this complex delirium"

I never understood the lyrics, so I thought he might be saying 'Overwhelmed by this Octavarium" even though it clearly doesn't sound like that  Would've been a cool titular line

The real meaning behind that oddly phrased lyric is "Overwhelmed by this Complex Delirium" makes the acronym of OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder).

I didn't figure that out on my own, but I realized it from a comment I saw a while ago & thought it'd be interesting to share.

[spw5150]

Misheard Lyrics alert: Viper King at the 32 second mark,   I keep hearing " Four Democrats tore up the road" 

[deslock]

Misheard Lyrics alert: at the 32 second mark,   I keep hearing " Four Democrats tore up the road"

That's what I hear too. I initially thought we were getting an Iron-Maiden-esque historical piece.

[fluojn]

God creators
Dream destroyers
NAUGHTY SECRETS
And bold explorers

[Lonk]

Anybody has any misheard lyrics from the new album?

Not from A View, but I was listening to AWE, and on the second verse, where it says "Fear breeds the hate and your apathy", my nephew thought it said "Febreze your hand"