Misheard DT Lyrics

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I once misheard the prechorus in You Not Me as:

"That's all right, I'm all gay
I have been every single day"

[MoraWintersoul]

That would be a vast improvement.

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That would be a vast improvement.

I'm not sure JLB fan girls would think so!

[Scorpion]

 

[Sketchy]

I always hear the line in Prophets of War "forgive our arrogance" as "f*cking Americans" XD (on an unrelated note, this is my first post! I feel very at home here :3)

That's exactly the one I thought of when I saw the thread title. (also welcome)

Also: RISE ZOMBIE, COUNT IT

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Constant Motion: "Resisting bowels but letting go"

Also, after watching a certain misheard lyrics video in Forsaken I always hear "Four say 'Ken'! Give your cell phone to me"

[Zydar]

Speaking of Forsaken: "She softly whispered in my rear...."

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Speaking of Forsaken: "She softly whispered in my rear...."

Couple that with "resisting bowels..." from Constant Motion and we have a concept album.

[Zydar]

Speaking of Forsaken: "She softly whispered in my rear...."

Couple that with "resisting bowels..." from Constant Motion and we have a concept album.

Reminds me of the alternative AA suite I came up with once:

The Ass Prison
This Dying Hole
The Booty of All Evil
Incontinence
The Splattered Toilet

[Marion Crane]

Before I realized it was from the serenity prayer, I always thought the lyrics from TGP were "the courage to change....all the things that I can....HIDE!"

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The Ass Prison
This Dying Hole
The Booty of All Evil
Incontinence
The Splattered Toilet

Plus of course Images and Turds. BTW, had Kevin Murrr not left before the Awake turrr, do you guys think he would've wanted to name ADTOE A Dramatic Turd of Events?

[Jay.Ess]

Burning My Soul...I'm convinced it's secretly about a subject endeavouring for sexual elightenment, possibly involving drugs. Slightly immature/disturbing language content warning.

"Porn in my sight, jiff on my shoulder, a lump in my throat, the size of a boulder
Chillin my spine, keep getting it colder, and you wonder why I can't smile...
A knob in my gut, napalm my back, in the heat of the moment, I locked out the track
Chewed on the ball, I pick up the slag, and you ass me while my hairs break"

1st Chorus:
"Twisting, turning, losing all sense of gurning
2nd:
"Twisting, turning, losing all cents off perming"
And to round out the choruses..
"Depression, pizza! Burning my soul"

Too many uncanny drug/sex references for it to be unnoticeable

[MoraWintersoul]

Burning My Soul...I'm convinced it's secretly about a subject endeavouring for sexual elightenment, possibly involving drugs. Slightly immature/disturbing language content warning.

"Porn in my sight, jiff on my shoulder, a lump in my throat, the size of a boulder
Chillin my spine, keep getting it colder, and you wonder why I can't smile...
A knob in my gut, napalm my back, in the heat of the moment, I locked out the track
Chewed on the ball, I pick up the slag, and you ass me while my hairs break"

1st Chorus:
"Twisting, turning, losing all sense of gurning
2nd:
"Twisting, turning, losing all cents off perming"
And to round out the choruses..
"Depression, pizza! Burning my soul"

Too many uncanny drug/sex references for it to be unnoticeable

Quick, how do I unhear this?

[wasteland]

Quick, how do I unhear this?

The best option you have is never listening to the song again. It wouldn't be much of a loss, anyway... 

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"Porn in my sight, jiff on my shoulder, a lump in my throat, the size of a boulder
Chillin my spine, keep getting it colder, and you wonder why I can't smile...
A knob in my gut, napalm my back, in the heat of the moment, I locked out the track
Chewed on the ball, I pick up the slag, and you ass me while my hairs break"

1st Chorus:
"Twisting, turning, losing all sense of gurning
2nd:
"Twisting, turning, losing all cents off perming"
And to round out the choruses..
"Depression, pizza! Burning my soul"

I read this while listening to the song and it sounds like James is actually singing those lyrics!

[Ruba]

Burning My Soul...I'm convinced it's secretly about a subject endeavouring for sexual elightenment, possibly involving drugs. Slightly immature/disturbing language content warning.

"Porn in my sight, jiff on my shoulder, a lump in my throat, the size of a boulder
Chillin my spine, keep getting it colder, and you wonder why I can't smile...
A knob in my gut, napalm my back, in the heat of the moment, I locked out the track
Chewed on the ball, I pick up the slag, and you ass me while my hairs break"

1st Chorus:
"Twisting, turning, losing all sense of gurning
2nd:
"Twisting, turning, losing all cents off perming"
And to round out the choruses..
"Depression, pizza! Burning my soul"

Too many uncanny drug/sex references for it to be unnoticeable

[GasparXR]

A Change of Seasons:

Real: I was blinded by a paradise

Misheard: I was blinded by a pair o' dice

[farnie]

HAHAHAHAH. "Death is the first dancing turtle" left me crying!

[Nekov]

I was just listening to TSCO and I remembered that for a very long time I heard

I may never run to stand wide 

[BlackInk]

I may never run to stand wide 

Haha that's great.

[Yoshi Yogurt]

Innocence faded it always hard to understand.

"Fists like a fossil"

"Do HAAAAAIIIR"

Another day is difficult to interpret too. "They took pictures of our dicks" "

Under a Glass Moon is pretty WTF without knowing the lyrics too.

[BlackInk]

Another day is difficult to interpret too. "They took pictures of our dicks" "

Yeah that one is pretty funny.

[BlackInk]

Just read a pretty funny youtube comment on a Solitary Shell video:

"Shoe full of cellphone all the time!"

I don't know if he actually heard this or just goofin' around, but I laughed.

[Dacling]

The Dark Eternal Night from Chaos in motion to me goes like this

"I am the flame
Born of the blood of the pharaohs
The ultimate god of erotic creation
Sent to unleash this curse"

rather than

"I am the last
Born of the blood of the pharaohs
The ultimate god of a rotting creation
Sent to unleash this curse"

[Zydar]

"You crave my erotic behavior and watch my every move"

[Tumdace]

"Amish Steak" - Sacrificed Sons

and the most famous:
"Death is the first dancing turtle" - Metropolis pt. 1

Its "death is the first dance eternal" right? Thats what I always heard, but a dancing turtle is pretty funny.

[BlackInk]

Its "death is the first dance eternal" right

Yup.

[mrjazzguitar]

"this faggot's just cause"

[RoeDent]

"Won't let them fill me with felt elastic rubber Daves"

"I show you my hand, you don't see the scars, maybe I'll lick me hairy BUUUUM!" - Both from Scarred

"If his obsession's Wilson, crushing daddy fills a standard ho" - Take the Time

[TheGreatPretender]

"You crave my erotic behavior and watch my every move"

You know, that COULD work. If those were the actual lyrics, they'd actually make the song way more twisted.

[VioletS16]

"You crave my erotic behavior and watch my every move"

I actually clicked on this thread to post this 

[GasparXR]

"I saw the future dressed, it's so strange, I love it, a space-dye vest"

[Marion Crane]

"In the rats surrounding me, I've never been so fuel refilled."

[Dacling]

Another one from The Dark Eternal Night from Chaos in Motion.

"Grotesque creatures assholes"

[Lolzeez]

James' shouting before the final chorus on CIAW he goes "Whore!"