Misheard DT Lyrics

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theseoafs

Quote from: tartarus250 on January 01, 2012, 10:05:34 AM
in build me up break me down "tonight i will be your savior tomorrow at dinner" still dont know what he is saying as ive only got the download lol :rollin
"Tomorrow a demon"

rumborak



"Cheese sticks every day, now I'm spoiled beyond my wildest dreams"

tartarus250

Quote from: theseoafs on January 01, 2012, 10:08:27 AM
Quote from: tartarus250 on January 01, 2012, 10:05:34 AM
in build me up break me down "tonight i will be your savior tomorrow at dinner" still dont know what he is saying as ive only got the download lol :rollin
"Tomorrow a demon"
ah thanks lolz

guitarmanchu

It's not DT, but a funny one is in Enter Sandman.  I always heard it the correct way until someone told me how they misheard it, and now I can't hear it any other way:

"Tuck you in, warm within, keep your free throws in"

Seriously, give it a listen and you'll never hear it the same way again.

Nekov

Quote from: rumborak on January 01, 2012, 10:57:16 AM


"Cheese sticks every day, now I'm spoiled beyond my wildest dreams"

:lol

Ruba


Captainchaos204

Sacrificed Sons: 

"God I'm High
Arm a Steak
Will mankind be a steak?!"


bosk1

Generally, I find these to be the most unfunny threads imaginable.  However, although not DT, this is by far the funniest "misheard lyrics" video I've ever seen:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

(I especially love the still of Robwebster's dad at 3:00)

FlamTap

From OTBOA

"We spiraled, twat disaster"

robwebster

Quote from: bosk1 on January 03, 2012, 07:01:57 PM
Generally, I find these to be the most unfunny threads imaginable.  However, although not DT, this is by far the funniest "misheard lyrics" video I've ever seen:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

(I especially love the still of Robwebster's dad at 3:00)
I know perfectly well you have never seen my dad in your life, and yet I still gasped and immediately skipped to 3:00, completely expecting to see ol' pops. That is one hell of a jedi mind trick.

Kotowboy

The funniest one I have seen is for Pantera's F---ing Hostile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzL-J7Co9z8



Edit : My bad - Audio Disabled .

Marion Crane


bosk1

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Quote from: robwebster on January 10, 2012, 01:28:20 PM
Quote from: bosk1 on January 03, 2012, 07:01:57 PM
Generally, I find these to be the most unfunny threads imaginable.  However, although not DT, this is by far the funniest "misheard lyrics" video I've ever seen:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

(I especially love the still of Robwebster's dad at 3:00)
I know perfectly well you have never seen my dad in your life, and yet I still gasped and immediately skipped to 3:00, completely expecting to see ol' pops. That is one hell of a jedi mind trick.

:lol  Sorry.  Just going off the only pics I've ever seen of you (the "knackered" one and the one in your avatar), I just thought, "hey, there's an English looking guy who sorta looks like Rob."


Oh, and...  *waives hand*  These aren't the lyrics you're looking for.  :bosky:

ValentinBk

The Spirit Carries On-
Move and be brave, cause we become gay!

Octavarium-
On his wilson (a new way to say d**k?)

Ruba

Panic Attack:

Agitated body in this dress

Zook

Quote from: rumborak on January 01, 2012, 10:57:16 AM


"Cheese sticks every day, now I'm spoiled beyond my wildest dreams"

This would be funnier if "everything" wasn't clearly heard.

Still pretty damn funny though.

Adami

Quote from: bosk1 on January 03, 2012, 07:01:57 PM
Generally, I find these to be the most unfunny threads imaginable.  However, although not DT, this is by far the funniest "misheard lyrics" video I've ever seen:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

(I especially love the still of Robwebster's dad at 3:00)

About half of that is actually pretty funny. The other half just bad and doesn't actually sound like it at all. A dentist? This rifle? It would be funny if sounded anything like it.

The Lo'real thing was funny though.
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Scorpion

"I break their balls to find you" in the chorus of Innocence Faded is my personal favorite.

wolfandwolfandwolf

Favorite of all time is the Another Day misheard lyrics.  I laugh almost every time.

They took pictures of our dicks
Ran to hide behind the stars
And said maybe when it's right for you they'll fall

And if the dung comes out
It shits the death upon the man
Throw them away, better to save the mensturate
Then surrender tuna sea crap

WHALE!

SeRoX

Quote from: ValentinBk on May 28, 2012, 03:56:17 PM
The Spirit Carries On-
Move and be brave, cause we become gay!


WTF? That is amazing.  :rollin

Nekov

Quote from: wolfandwolfandwolf on May 29, 2012, 09:49:04 AM
Favorite of all time is the Another Day misheard lyrics.  I laugh almost every time.

They took pictures of our dicks
Ran to hide behind the stars
And said maybe when it's right for you they'll fall

And if the dung comes out
It shits the death upon the man
Throw them away, better to save the mensturate
Then surrender tuna sea crap

WHALE!

:rollin

TheGreatPretender

"I can see much clearer now I'm blind" - Take The Time

No, I know they're not misheard, but for the longest time I thought that I DID mishear them. I just couldn't figure out this line. I always pictured someone going, "I can see much clearer!" And then suddenly, they go blind and say, "Now I'm blind!" Even now, the proper context of that phrase seems a little weird to me.

Lucidity

I always hear the line in Prophets of War "forgive our arrogance" as "f*cking Americans" XD (on an unrelated note, this is my first post! I feel very at home here :3)

BlackInk

^ That's a great one, actually laughed when that part came up!

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Too bad the legendary misheard lyrics video of Pull Me Under has been deleted, there was one part that always made me lol:

"I've shat a tractor, hit an octave
I am not a freeeaaak!"
:lol

There are still some pretty awesome misheard lyrics vids on Youtube, though. I won't post any links 'cause I might break the rules but they're pretty easy to find.

A few I have misheard myself:

"I touched with Juan" (Afterlife)
"My puppies have caught up with me" (Metropolis)

Elite

'Ever deadly suicide'
- Beyond The Life

I though it was the most ridiculous line of lyric ever until someone on these boards pointed out to me I had it wrong all the time. ALL THOSE YEARS.
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guitarmanchu

"And my son's not so bright" - A Change of Seasons

Jaq

Quote from: guitarmanchu on January 01, 2012, 06:09:10 PM
It's not DT, but a funny one is in Enter Sandman.  I always heard it the correct way until someone told me how they misheard it, and now I can't hear it any other way:

"Tuck you in, warm within, keep your free throws in"

Seriously, give it a listen and you'll never hear it the same way again.

...goddammit.  :lol

Onno

Quote from: Elite on August 21, 2012, 05:36:10 AM
'Ever deadly suicide'
- Beyond The Life

I though it was the most ridiculous line of lyric ever until someone on these boards pointed out to me I had it wrong all the time. ALL THOSE YEARS.
Damnit, I didn't know that wasn't the real line!

Also, "A jedi watching from above" instead of "I set out watching from above" and "And I let you drain the strength" instead of "And I lay here drained of strength", both from Learning to Live.

VioletS16

Quote from: Lucidity on August 20, 2012, 08:44:56 PM
I always hear the line in Prophets of War "forgive our arrogance" as "f*cking Americans" XD (on an unrelated note, this is my first post! I feel very at home here :3)
That's amazing  :lol Welcome! :)

Marion Crane

Quote from: Elite on August 21, 2012, 05:36:10 AM
'Ever deadly suicide'
- Beyond The Life

I though it was the most ridiculous line of lyric ever until someone on these boards pointed out to me I had it wrong all the time. ALL THOSE YEARS.

What is the real line?  I've always thought that's what it really was

theseoafs


Marion Crane


SeventhSon

A couple spring to mind for me.

Constant Motion:

Actual: Tunnel vision at blinding speed
Me: Ton of fish in a parking space

Forsaken:

Actual: Give yourself up to me
Me: Give your cellphone to me

BlackInk

Quote from: Elite on August 21, 2012, 05:36:10 AM
'Ever deadly suicide'
- Beyond The Life
I heard this also for very long time.

Quote from: SeventhSon on August 21, 2012, 06:18:17 PM
Actual: Tunnel vision at blinding speed
Me: Ton of fish in a parking space
Ha. My friend always thought it was 'television at blinding speed'.