"I can see much clearer now I'm blind" - Take The Time
No, I know they're not misheard, but for the longest time I thought that I DID mishear them. I just couldn't figure out this line. I always pictured someone going, "I can see much clearer!" And then suddenly, they go blind and say, "Now I'm blind!" Even now, the proper context of that phrase seems a little weird to me.