It's not funny, but I heard "I don't know why our country is so uptight," and "I don't know why our country is reeling," in Panic Attack for the best part of a year. After six months or so I knew it was wrong, but could never remember what the actual lyrics were 'cause "our country" was printed so firmly into my mind.
There's also "I wither and run to my self-help class," but I don't remember if I misheard that or made that up.