Author Topic: Misheard DT Lyrics  (Read 56373 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline theseoafs

  • When the lights go down in the city, and the sun shines on the bayyyyy
  • Posts: 5573
  • Gender: Male
  • Hello! My name is Elder Price
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #70 on: January 01, 2012, 11:08:27 AM »
in build me up break me down "tonight i will be your savior tomorrow at dinner" still dont know what he is saying as ive only got the download lol :rollin
"Tomorrow a demon"

Offline rumborak

  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 26491
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #71 on: January 01, 2012, 11:57:16 AM »


"Cheese sticks every day, now I'm spoiled beyond my wildest dreams"
"I liked when Myung looked like a women's figure skating champion."

Offline tartarus250

  • peace love and good happyness stuff
  • Posts: 274
  • Gender: Male
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #72 on: January 01, 2012, 05:40:08 PM »
in build me up break me down "tonight i will be your savior tomorrow at dinner" still dont know what he is saying as ive only got the download lol :rollin
"Tomorrow a demon"
ah thanks lolz
The creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of compositional drama. Any composition (or improvisation) which remains consonant and 'regular' throughout is, for me, equivalent to watching a movie with only 'good guys' in it, or eating cottage cheese.

Offline guitarmanchu

  • Posts: 20
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #73 on: January 01, 2012, 07:09:10 PM »
It's not DT, but a funny one is in Enter Sandman.  I always heard it the correct way until someone told me how they misheard it, and now I can't hear it any other way:

"Tuck you in, warm within, keep your free throws in"

Seriously, give it a listen and you'll never hear it the same way again.

Online Nekov

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 9070
  • Gender: Male
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #74 on: January 02, 2012, 12:07:57 PM »


"Cheese sticks every day, now I'm spoiled beyond my wildest dreams"

 :lol
When Ginobili gets hot, I get hot in my pants. 

Offline Ruba

  • Posts: 3747
  • Gender: Male
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #75 on: January 03, 2012, 03:56:25 AM »


"Cheese sticks every day, now I'm spoiled beyond my wildest dreams"

 :lol

 :lol :lol :lol

Long after the others are dead, Myung will be found in a temple on the top of a very very high mountain. One must climb up, arrive nearly dead before being granted a moment of his infinite wisdom.

Offline Captainchaos204

  • Posts: 45
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #76 on: January 03, 2012, 07:50:08 PM »
Sacrificed Sons: 

 "God I'm High
Arm a Steak
Will mankind be a steak?!"


Offline bosk1

  • Bow down to Boskaryus
  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 4946
  • Shopping Cart Apologist
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #77 on: January 03, 2012, 08:01:57 PM »
Generally, I find these to be the most unfunny threads imaginable.  However, although not DT, this is by far the funniest "misheard lyrics" video I've ever seen:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

(I especially love the still of Robwebster's dad at 3:00)
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

Offline FlamTap

  • Posts: 64
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #78 on: January 10, 2012, 02:10:26 PM »
From OTBOA

"We spiraled, twat disaster"

Offline robwebster

  • Posts: 4958
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #79 on: January 10, 2012, 02:28:20 PM »
Generally, I find these to be the most unfunny threads imaginable.  However, although not DT, this is by far the funniest "misheard lyrics" video I've ever seen:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

(I especially love the still of Robwebster's dad at 3:00)
I know perfectly well you have never seen my dad in your life, and yet I still gasped and immediately skipped to 3:00, completely expecting to see ol' pops. That is one hell of a jedi mind trick.

Offline Kotowboy

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 24965
  • Gender: Male
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #80 on: January 12, 2012, 08:59:26 AM »
The funniest one I have seen is for Pantera's F---ing Hostile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzL-J7Co9z8



Edit : My bad - Audio Disabled .

Offline Marion Crane

  • Posts: 773
  • Gender: Male
  • Smile, you're on MurderTV.
    • Marion Crane Band Page
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #81 on: January 12, 2012, 12:08:55 PM »
A Rye Dove Passes

Offline bosk1

  • Bow down to Boskaryus
  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 4946
  • Shopping Cart Apologist
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #82 on: January 12, 2012, 12:18:29 PM »
Generally, I find these to be the most unfunny threads imaginable.  However, although not DT, this is by far the funniest "misheard lyrics" video I've ever seen:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

(I especially love the still of Robwebster's dad at 3:00)
I know perfectly well you have never seen my dad in your life, and yet I still gasped and immediately skipped to 3:00, completely expecting to see ol' pops. That is one hell of a jedi mind trick.

:lol  Sorry.  Just going off the only pics I've ever seen of you (the "knackered" one and the one in your avatar), I just thought, "hey, there's an English looking guy who sorta looks like Rob."


Oh, and...  *waives hand*  These aren't the lyrics you're looking for.  :bosky:
« Last Edit: January 12, 2012, 03:49:03 PM by bosk1 »
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

Offline ValentinBk

  • Posts: 46
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #83 on: May 28, 2012, 04:56:17 PM »
The Spirit Carries On-
Move and be brave, cause we become gay!

Octavarium-
On his wilson (a new way to say d**k?)

Offline Ruba

  • Posts: 3747
  • Gender: Male
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #84 on: May 29, 2012, 12:42:27 AM »
Panic Attack:

Agitated body in this dress
Long after the others are dead, Myung will be found in a temple on the top of a very very high mountain. One must climb up, arrive nearly dead before being granted a moment of his infinite wisdom.

Offline Zook

  • Evil Incarnate
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 13128
  • Gender: Male
  • Take My Hand
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #85 on: May 29, 2012, 12:45:52 AM »


"Cheese sticks every day, now I'm spoiled beyond my wildest dreams"

This would be funnier if "everything" wasn't clearly heard.

Still pretty damn funny though.

Offline Adami

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 27019
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #86 on: May 29, 2012, 12:51:34 AM »
Generally, I find these to be the most unfunny threads imaginable.  However, although not DT, this is by far the funniest "misheard lyrics" video I've ever seen:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

(I especially love the still of Robwebster's dad at 3:00)

About half of that is actually pretty funny. The other half just bad and doesn't actually sound like it at all. A dentist? This rifle? It would be funny if sounded anything like it.

The Lo'real thing was funny though.
fanticide.bandcamp.com

Offline Scorpion

  • Unreal Heir
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 9782
  • Gender: Male
  • Ragnarök around the Clöck!
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #87 on: May 29, 2012, 01:30:01 AM »
"I break their balls to find you" in the chorus of Innocence Faded is my personal favorite.
scorpion is my favorite deathcore lobster
Hey, the length is fine :azn: Thanks!

Offline wolfandwolfandwolf

  • Gym Rat
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 718
  • Gender: Male
  • Really Scrappy Player
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #88 on: May 29, 2012, 10:49:04 AM »
Favorite of all time is the Another Day misheard lyrics.  I laugh almost every time.

They took pictures of our dicks
Ran to hide behind the stars
And said maybe when it's right for you they'll fall

And if the dung comes out
It shits the death upon the man
Throw them away, better to save the mensturate
Then surrender tuna sea crap

WHALE!

Offline SeRoX

  • DTF.org Offical Obsessed Member
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1947
  • Gender: Male
  • The VoiceMaster
    • James LaBrie
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #89 on: May 29, 2012, 10:52:41 AM »
The Spirit Carries On-
Move and be brave, cause we become gay!


WTF? That is amazing.  :rollin
Quote from: Plasmastrike
SeRoX is right!
Quote from: Nihil-Morari
SeRoX is DTF's JLB!
As usual, SeRoX is correct.

Online Nekov

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 9070
  • Gender: Male
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #90 on: May 29, 2012, 11:29:38 AM »
Favorite of all time is the Another Day misheard lyrics.  I laugh almost every time.

They took pictures of our dicks
Ran to hide behind the stars
And said maybe when it's right for you they'll fall

And if the dung comes out
It shits the death upon the man
Throw them away, better to save the mensturate
Then surrender tuna sea crap

WHALE!

 :rollin
When Ginobili gets hot, I get hot in my pants. 

Offline TheGreatPretender

  • The Second Dancing Turtle
  • Posts: 6864
  • Gender: Male
  • You are reading these words.
    • KovaKreative
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #91 on: June 13, 2012, 12:47:12 AM »
"I can see much clearer now I'm blind" - Take The Time

No, I know they're not misheard, but for the longest time I thought that I DID mishear them. I just couldn't figure out this line. I always pictured someone going, "I can see much clearer!" And then suddenly, they go blind and say, "Now I'm blind!" Even now, the proper context of that phrase seems a little weird to me.
"How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

Offline Lucidity

  • Posts: 938
  • Gender: Male
  • Patron Saint of Time Signatures
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #92 on: August 20, 2012, 09:44:56 PM »
I always hear the line in Prophets of War "forgive our arrogance" as "f*cking Americans" XD (on an unrelated note, this is my first post! I feel very at home here :3)

Offline BlackInk

  • Grammatically Confusing
  • Posts: 6850
  • Gender: Male
  • I Don't Care
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #93 on: August 21, 2012, 01:18:37 AM »
^ That's a great one, actually laughed when that part came up!
My band (Oktober): https://soundcloud.com/oktoberband

Solo Project (Black Ink) Music: https://soundcloud.com/daniellarnhem

Offline ?

  • Apparently the best username
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 11567
  • Gender: Male
  • Less=Moore, Even Less=Wilson
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #94 on: August 21, 2012, 06:27:20 AM »
Too bad the legendary misheard lyrics video of Pull Me Under has been deleted, there was one part that always made me lol:

"I've shat a tractor, hit an octave
I am not a freeeaaak!"
 :lol

There are still some pretty awesome misheard lyrics vids on Youtube, though. I won't post any links 'cause I might break the rules but they're pretty easy to find.

A few I have misheard myself:

"I touched with Juan" (Afterlife)
"My puppies have caught up with me" (Metropolis)

Offline Elite

  • The 'other' Rich
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 12337
  • Gender: Male
  • Inventory!
    • Overhaul
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #95 on: August 21, 2012, 06:36:10 AM »
'Ever deadly suicide'
 - Beyond The Life

I though it was the most ridiculous line of lyric ever until someone on these boards pointed out to me I had it wrong all the time. ALL THOSE YEARS.
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
Squ
scRa are the resultaten of sound nog bring propey

Offline guitarmanchu

  • Posts: 20
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #96 on: August 21, 2012, 07:53:45 AM »
"And my son's not so bright" - A Change of Seasons

Offline Jaq

  • Posts: 4050
  • Gender: Male
  • Favorite song by Europe: Carrie.
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #97 on: August 21, 2012, 08:01:34 AM »
It's not DT, but a funny one is in Enter Sandman.  I always heard it the correct way until someone told me how they misheard it, and now I can't hear it any other way:

"Tuck you in, warm within, keep your free throws in"

Seriously, give it a listen and you'll never hear it the same way again.

...goddammit.  :lol
The bones of beasts and the bones of kings become dust in the wake of the hymn.
Mighty kingdoms rise, but they all will fall, no more than a breath on the wind.

Offline Onno

  • Well, it's just entertainment, folks!
  • Posts: 4361
  • Gender: Male
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #98 on: August 21, 2012, 09:58:44 AM »
'Ever deadly suicide'
 - Beyond The Life

I though it was the most ridiculous line of lyric ever until someone on these boards pointed out to me I had it wrong all the time. ALL THOSE YEARS.
Damnit, I didn't know that wasn't the real line!

Also, "A jedi watching from above" instead of "I set out watching from above" and "And I let you drain the strength" instead of "And I lay here drained of strength", both from Learning to Live.

Offline VioletS16

  • Posts: 961
  • Gender: Female
  • Forum crazy snake lady
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #99 on: August 21, 2012, 11:16:27 AM »
I always hear the line in Prophets of War "forgive our arrogance" as "f*cking Americans" XD (on an unrelated note, this is my first post! I feel very at home here :3)
That's amazing  :lol Welcome! :)
3 corn snakes, 1 boa, 1 python, 1 milk snake, 1 king snake, 1 rat snake, and a partridge in a pear tree.
RIP Piccolini and Maya

Offline Marion Crane

  • Posts: 773
  • Gender: Male
  • Smile, you're on MurderTV.
    • Marion Crane Band Page
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #100 on: August 21, 2012, 02:40:44 PM »
'Ever deadly suicide'
 - Beyond The Life

I though it was the most ridiculous line of lyric ever until someone on these boards pointed out to me I had it wrong all the time. ALL THOSE YEARS.

What is the real line?  I've always thought that's what it really was

Offline theseoafs

  • When the lights go down in the city, and the sun shines on the bayyyyy
  • Posts: 5573
  • Gender: Male
  • Hello! My name is Elder Price
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #101 on: August 21, 2012, 02:41:49 PM »
Evidently suicide.

Offline Marion Crane

  • Posts: 773
  • Gender: Male
  • Smile, you're on MurderTV.
    • Marion Crane Band Page
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #102 on: August 21, 2012, 03:14:13 PM »
Oh wow.  Yeah no clue

Offline SeventhSon

  • Posts: 129
  • Gender: Male
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #103 on: August 21, 2012, 07:18:17 PM »
A couple spring to mind for me.

Constant Motion:

Actual: Tunnel vision at blinding speed
Me: Ton of fish in a parking space

Forsaken:

Actual: Give yourself up to me
Me: Give your cellphone to me

Offline BlackInk

  • Grammatically Confusing
  • Posts: 6850
  • Gender: Male
  • I Don't Care
Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #104 on: August 22, 2012, 02:31:08 AM »
'Ever deadly suicide'
 - Beyond The Life
I heard this also for very long time.

Actual: Tunnel vision at blinding speed
Me: Ton of fish in a parking space
Ha. My friend always thought it was 'television at blinding speed'.
My band (Oktober): https://soundcloud.com/oktoberband

Solo Project (Black Ink) Music: https://soundcloud.com/daniellarnhem