Misheard DT Lyrics

[Kotowboy]

"Something something, god it's Sunday DO HAAAAAAIR" and "they took pictures of our cracks... That you want me tuna sea crap...  WHAAALE!"  Are still my favorites

I thought it was God, It's Sunday. tomorrow's Monday, Do Hair

[RMGadelha]

That's funny too .  The one I've quoted is from the YouTube video.

[nattmorker]

I dont know if this one has been mentioned yet:
"He fell into an emo way, she had to let him down" - Beyond this Life

I have always heard it this way! It was a long time before I read the lyrics.

[Marion Crane]

 Just Let Me Breathe

Let's not forget my legacy
All my heroes have failed me
Now they're dead and buried, yeah

I thought was:

Let's not forget my lawyer said
No more hell to beg me
No more dirty memories, yeah

[aprilethereal]

Although I've listened to Octavarium about ten billion times already, I still can't remember the Intervals lyrics. Just heard this:

Innocent victims of merciless crimes
Fall greatest of madmen's of poster designs

Instead of

Innocent victims of merciless crimes
Fall prey to some madmen's impulsive designs

That's seriously weird to say the least

[Jaffa]

I for one would be interested in seeing some madmen's poster designs.

[Benedettosoxfan]

First line of the second verse of The Enemy Inside:
"I sever myself from the world, I shut down Houdini."
It's the only thing I've ever heard and I still don't know what the real lyrics are.

[BlackInk]

Haha yes, because fuck Houdini.

[mikemangioy]

From ACOS:

In my den of inequiety,
Fishes fly inside dream.


...DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH ME?!

[RMGadelha]

But I don't believe that we're in this saloon
I believe we're a lom for the riiiiiide.

[BlackInk]

 

[The Stray Seed]

Someone should start a thread about AFTR and name it "The poll of the moon on the tide"

[Outcrier]

Metropolis:

"Before my lips have fallen"

[m0hawk]

Medicate:

"A higher dose of Jesus Christ!"

rather than

"A higher dosage he prescribes!"

LISTEN TO IT AND TELL ME I'M AN IDIOT 

[?]

I remember I always heard it as "A higher dose of cheap prescribes" - it's not even grammatically correct and I have no idea why I heard it that way

[GalacticGuitarist87]

The Face I See EverUrine I Try To Speak, Staring At Me cryin

[aprilethereal]

Not sure about the urine thing, but I I keep singing "every time I try to speak" when I listen to the song.

[Outcrier]

Medicate:

"A higher dose of Jesus Christ!"

rather than

"A higher dosage he prescribes!"

LISTEN TO IT AND TELL ME I'M AN IDIOT 

Yeah, i always hear "Jesus Christ" instead of "he prescribes" if not paying total attention to the song

[Gianfrix]

From the latest album, in the chorus from "The Bigger Picture": "Sh*t your light on me"

Oh, hey, first post here

[Tom Bombadil]

From the latest album, in the chorus from "The Bigger Picture": "Sh*t your light on me"

Oh, hey, first post here

Welcome to the forums, but I seriously can't imagine how you could hear that

[Lucien]

I've seen it in comments. Personally, I never heard it, but you never know.

[Gianfrix]

Welcome to the forums, but I seriously can't imagine how you could hear that

Dunno, i hear the "d" in "shed" like a "t", and the "e" like an "i" or an "a"
It's easier when english is not your native language 

[?]

Along for the Ride:

Actual: "The pull of the moon on the tide"

Misheard: "The pull of balloon all the time"

[BlackInk]

The Bigger Picture:

I am carried by the cunt
On a slow and steady course

[Lucien]

These suffocating mammaries are etched upon my mind



It's funny because it works 

[BarH2106]

First Post!

From The Bigger Picture: "Another shitbreak's washed ashore"
Original: "Another shipwreck's washed ashore"

Hilarious. Cannot unhear it

[BlackInk]

 

And welcome!

[Viking of the Sagas]

Behind The Veil, this has somehow been looping in my head...

"Bake me, wake me, bring me home tonight"

And from The Looking Glass:

How it really went:

You live without shame
You're digging up a gold mine
Standing on the sidelines
Watching through the looking glass

How I think it went:

You live without shame
You're digging up a coma
Standing on the sidelines
Watching through the looking glass

[Riitasointi]

This has probably been mentioned before but in Bridges In The Sky I always hear "Son, cumshot my way" instead of "Sun, come shine my way"

[Lucien]

This has probably been mentioned before but in Bridges In The Sky I always hear "Son, cumshot my way" instead of "Sun, come shine my way"

Now I'll never unhear that 

[BlackInk]

Haha yeah that's one of the best (or worst).

[?]

Now I can't unhear "digging up a coal mine" in The Looking Glass

This has probably been mentioned before but in Bridges In The Sky I always hear "Son, cumshot my way" instead of "Sun, come shine my way"

Yeah, it's a classic I also hear the following line as "May killing water's bear eat all my pain" and someone else has mentioned hearing "The pizza meat that died" at the end of the chorus.

[BlackInk]

Now I can't unhear "digging up a coal mine" in The Looking Glass

I was singing that before I had access to the lyrics so same here, it'll always be a coal mine to me.

[Marion Crane]

With fresh and butter threatened, what are you willing to kill for?

[GasparXR]

I keep hearing "Consider this question" as "Is it a discretion?"