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If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #35 on: December 20, 2011, 02:58:14 PM »
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #36 on: December 20, 2011, 10:32:22 PM »
Quote from: PuffyPat on December 20, 2011, 02:56:14 PM
None of the drumming is really that good to be honest, and that's all I really care about. Sure the ladies are nice looking and all, but if the drumming isn't amazing I'm not really gonna get anything from it.

o_O? Did you look at the video I posted? That is pretty damn good drumming, right there. She has endorsements left and right too.

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #37 on: December 21, 2011, 05:29:00 AM »
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2012, 12:32:53 PM »
Yes I fly at full staff...

gald she wass posted.. she is awesome..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2S_KIErBWc&feature=fvst
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2012, 12:38:44 PM »
Mouth is too big, would not fuck.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2012, 12:53:53 PM »
Not a great face, but hey.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2012, 01:40:11 PM »
Quote from: snapple on January 13, 2012, 12:38:44 PM
Mouth is too big, would not fuck.


Oh please... shes amazing.. great smile.. whats to not like? ,....really..........
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #42 on: January 13, 2012, 01:54:02 PM »
I find her pretty damn attractive, great face. Honestly though, that's kinda her shtick though; she's not a crazy good drummer, so she kinda "supplements" her performances with tank tops and torn jeans. And that's what's so refreshing about Emanuelle Caplette; yes she's pretty and there's the occasional video where she flaunts it. But in most videos she's just plain a phenomenal drummer. Who I would happen to have handle my stick any day.

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #43 on: January 13, 2012, 02:22:42 PM »
I didn't even need to turn on my sound to enjoy that.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #44 on: January 13, 2012, 02:45:38 PM »
looks: pretty good
drums: not that good

ill still watch though
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #45 on: February 02, 2012, 01:24:27 PM »
I wanted to just make it more concise to have a single thread for us to all post clips of people we find attractive playing music we like but figured someone would just flame me with the obligatory *insert link of already-existing thread*-type post so here's a wonderful clip that should please gents and dykes alike :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxtRgu3pg2k&feature=related
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #46 on: February 02, 2012, 01:28:23 PM »
DYKE, WHAT THE FUCK, FLOYD!? RESPECT ME.

The bass... it is squishing her boob. I wish to be the piece of that bass, softly pressing against her squishyness... Mmmm.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #47 on: February 02, 2012, 01:30:48 PM »
Yeah, she's beyond dreamy. Chicks with that body type look so cute with long bangs and a ponytail.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #48 on: February 02, 2012, 01:42:22 PM »
Any credibility that chick had was gone the moment she started playing drums in a fucking corset. She's a decent drummer, but the only thing that keeps views and money coming in is that she's a hot chick. If I want to watch great drumming there are plenty of better drummers for me to watch, and if I want to see a hot chick there is plenty of video of that out there as well.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #49 on: February 02, 2012, 02:50:31 PM »
Not her fault, just the meatheads that support her for her looks rather than talent. No one in their right mind would pass up easy money for a hobby they enjoy.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #50 on: February 02, 2012, 02:58:57 PM »
There are women who play instruments?

WHOA BONER LOL I'M NOT GAY
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #51 on: February 02, 2012, 03:03:24 PM »
Yes you are :eyebrows: :hearts:
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #52 on: February 02, 2012, 03:34:49 PM »
uhhh

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #53 on: February 04, 2012, 12:45:28 PM »
She needs to stop smiling and looking at the camera. That makes it awkward. Drumming is not something that needs a stage presence like a frontman needs it.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #54 on: February 04, 2012, 12:58:07 PM »
I sincerely apologize for being such an apologist for these goils but why are y'all so intent on criticizing them for such subtle and petty things. It's awesome for people to have joy and charisma in their playing.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #55 on: February 04, 2012, 01:01:00 PM »
I was thinking the same.

NOT! THEY SHOULD PLAY WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED AND ONLY MOVE THEIR ARMS AND LEGS.

Now that I think about it that would be hilariously awesome to see. Except the woman should be naked. Because tits and drumsticks.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #56 on: February 04, 2012, 01:02:08 PM »
I wonder if she smiles that much when she is getting throttled.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #57 on: February 04, 2012, 01:39:47 PM »
Ladies and gentlemen, the point at which values for boner and shrinkage are exactly equal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReC0zAJZEWY&feature=relmfu
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #58 on: February 04, 2012, 01:42:45 PM »
Strictly rocking petrified sequoia here. DEM EYES, DEM TITS, DAT SILKY HAIR! Shrinkage=grounds for man card revocation.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #59 on: February 04, 2012, 01:44:01 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman42 on February 04, 2012, 01:02:08 PM
I wonder if she smiles that much when she is getting throttled.
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Quote from: Super Dude on February 04, 2012, 01:39:47 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the point at which values for boner and shrinkage are exactly equal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReC0zAJZEWY&feature=relmfu
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #60 on: February 04, 2012, 01:45:17 PM »
Quote from: black_floyd on February 04, 2012, 01:42:45 PM
Strictly rocking petrified sequoia here. DEM EYES, DEM TITS, DAT SILKY HAIR! Shrinkage=grounds for man card revocation.

I would think the reason for shrinkage would be obvious and well justified in this case.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #61 on: February 04, 2012, 01:52:16 PM »
Meh, dem titties is perfect.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #62 on: February 04, 2012, 04:16:26 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRCyM6J7meU&feature=related

Give her a minute or so to warm up, then she gets pretty incredible.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #63 on: February 04, 2012, 05:48:37 PM »
He's back!
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #64 on: February 04, 2012, 11:19:15 PM »
Quote from: Adami on February 04, 2012, 04:16:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRCyM6J7meU&feature=related

Give her a minute or so to warm up, then she gets pretty incredible.


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