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That precise moment when a band blew it
« on: December 18, 2011, 05:35:48 PM »
Okay.

I was listening to various and sundry albums today when I was suddenly, and utterly without warning, struck by an urge to hear the song Rain Comes Crashing Down by Night Ranger, from their album Big Life. Don't ask me why, it just happened. So I dug the CD out and put it on and listened to it, nice little moody near ballad with some killer guitar solos, the sort of thing you couldn't help but air guitar to when you were sixteen and silly. Cool song, nice trip down memory lane...and then the next song starts, and oh boy.

For those of you who don't know, the next song on Big Life is "The Secret of My Success", a David Foster produced bit of pop that was from the soundtrack of a Michael J. Fox movie of the same name. It is pretty much everything that is wrong with rock music in the 1980s, down to the synthesized horns that were a staple of Foster productions back then. Now, I don't feel like digging up chart listings or anything like that, so this might be opinion, but before Night Ranger put out "The Secret To My Success" they were headlining arenas off a series of successful albums and a few big singles. After they put that out, Big Life sank like a fucking stone, Man In Motion sank even faster, and by 1988 Night Ranger was reduced to opening for Kansas in clubs. (Which was, admittedly, a great show, but STILL.)

So to me, that was the precise moment when Night Ranger blew it. When they put out a plastic sounding, souless soundtrack song that sounded like all the other plastic sounding sound track songs from the mid-1980s.

So, the point of all this ramble is this: pick a band, and where applicable, pinpoint the precise moment where they blew it. Interested to hear if I'm the only guy that does it, lol.
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2011, 05:36:29 PM »
Metallica - Fade to Black

I mean, a ballad on a heavy metal album? What a bunch of sellouts.
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2011, 05:44:31 PM »
It's tough to pick one for Metallica. There's numerous songs from The Black Album onward that are complete  :facepalm:, but Lulu certainly takes the cake.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2011, 05:53:04 PM »
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2011, 05:56:59 PM »
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2011, 06:06:14 PM »
Kid Rock: that one song where he's on an airplane talking about some girl and it sounds like country music.
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2011, 06:34:19 PM »
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2011, 06:54:26 PM »
I felt that too Jag.  Night Ranger took the heavy out of their music and then  fans taste started to change around the time Big Life came out.
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2011, 06:54:49 PM »
Kid Rock: that one song where he's on an airplane talking about some girl and it sounds like country music.
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2011, 07:03:06 PM »
Billy Squier, this video....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR0j7sModCI


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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2011, 07:43:02 PM »
Metallica - Fade to Black

I mean, a ballad on a heavy metal album? What a bunch of sellouts.

FAIL!!!!

Fade To Black is my favorite song of ALL TIME.

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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2011, 08:11:52 PM »
Metallica - Fade to Black

I mean, a ballad on a heavy metal album? What a bunch of sellouts.

FAIL!!!!

Fade To Black is my favorite song of ALL TIME.

I'm pretty sure he wasn't serious...

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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2011, 08:33:30 PM »
Good lol I hope not

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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2011, 09:57:03 PM »
Green Day - Warning (album)
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2011, 10:02:48 PM »
I'm not sure if I can say that about any bands that I like.  The closest I can think of is Muse with The Resistance but they still seem to be doing well for themselves and plenty of people (wrong people, like Rich) like that album, so I don't think its quite on par with Night Ranger.

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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2011, 10:27:08 PM »
Billy Squier, this video....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR0j7sModCI


Read the comments, good stuff.

Man, 80s hard rock, when it died, died fast and hard, lol.
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2011, 10:42:21 PM »
Billy Squier, this video....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR0j7sModCI


Read the comments, good stuff.

Man, 80s hard rock, when it died, died fast and hard, lol.

That song was not hard rock in any decade. :|

But it is sexy in any decade. :neverusethis:
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2011, 10:51:09 PM »
Green Day - Warning (album)
AFI - Sing The Sorrow
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2011, 11:03:00 PM »
Good lol I hope not

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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2011, 11:10:09 PM »
I actually like that Night Ranger song (being a 80s nut and all :biggrin:), and the movie is enjoyable as well, but I agree that it probably was the beginning of the end for them.

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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2011, 11:33:48 PM »
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2011, 02:23:16 AM »
For me, Metallica really blew it with The Black Album, that album was just...  :(
They managed to restore some faith with Load, but then blew it again with ReLoad, and haven't been able to restore anything again.

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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #25 on: December 19, 2011, 02:29:19 AM »
So what you're saying is Metallica blew their Load.

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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2011, 02:32:14 AM »
For me, Metallica really blew it with The Black Album, that album was just...  :(
They managed to restore some faith with Load, but then blew it again with ReLoad, and haven't been able to restore anything again.

The Black album blowing it? lol. Load restoring some faith? super lol. Not restoring themselves ever since? Well, I can't argue with that one at least. :lol
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2011, 02:45:45 AM »
Nevermore - The day that Jeff Loomis and Van Williams decided to quit the band. I'm sorry, I love Warrel's vocal talent and all, but Nevermore without Loomis is not fuckin' Nevermore.

Rob Zombie - Many might think that Educated Horses was his "blew it" album, but it turned out to just be a major grower for most (and honestly, his second best album). But Hellbilly Deluxe II, now there is a painful album. It's Zombie's St. Anger, honestly. It's just bad.

Morbid Angel - Honestly, a year ago I would have said Heretic and then an eight year period before releasing any new material. Then 4 months ago, I would have said their new album was when they blew it. And they did. But nothing hurt more than hearing that one of the most classic and pioneering death metal bands is going to release their most recent (below mediocre) album as a Dubstep remix album. Fuckin' hell.

System of a Down - They wrote a song title "Lonely Day".
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2011, 02:53:13 AM »
Wait, I thought you loved Lonely Day and would vehemently defend it whenever it's brought up. Who am I confusing you with?
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2011, 02:54:27 AM »
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #30 on: December 19, 2011, 02:58:19 AM »
No, seriously. Somebody on DTF loves Lonely Day. I just can't remember who it is.

Unless it is you and you were saying that sarcastically.
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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #31 on: December 19, 2011, 03:02:02 AM »
I like Lonely Day as much as I like eating my own feces on a hamburger bun with cheese, lettuce and mushrooms.







I hate mushrooms.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: That precise moment when a band blew it
« Reply #34 on: December 19, 2011, 05:19:49 AM »
Queensryche - HITNF

No, not really.

I agree Wolf.  I 'd say the next album Q2K.
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Metallica - Fade to Black

I mean, a ballad on a heavy metal album? What a bunch of sellouts.
I'm pretty sure this wasn't serious, but this was a valid sentiment at the time...
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