..it blows my mind every time I think about it that the man that made the amazing Event Horizon movie now shoots his gross, sticky little load on ruining the Resident Evil name with his...what is it, like seventh film by now? It makes me cringe every damn time. This is coming from a huge fan of the RE games so I'm going to reign in my fingers now.
I've never played the Resident Evil games. The movies seem kinda silly, and I've hard that they basically don't have a lot to do with the games, but I watched one at my buddy Doug's house and Milla Jovovich got like totally naked, so I grabbed the remote from Doug and said "How do you back up with this?" because there are like 300 buttons and it's dark in the "theater room" and he shows me, so I back it up to right before Milla gets naked, and then I said "Now how do you do slow-mo?" and he showed me, and he asked "What are you doing?" and I said "I just gotta check something, hang on" and we slow-moed through the scene and yeah, full frontal exposure there, which I actually didn't expect, and I said "Cool" and of course admired the artistry of the scene and all that, then I hit Play and tossed the remote back over to Doug, who said "What was that all about?" like fuck, Doug, do I have to spell it out for you? But Doug -- he's a cop, by the way -- got injured in the line of duty a few years ago, and now he has actual brain damage, no shit, so I have to cut him some slack. And he's a good guy and all, but he wasn't the brightest bulb in the pack before the accident, and now...
Anyway, I kinda like the Resident Evil movies.