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Re: How Old Are You?
« Reply #175 on: December 02, 2011, 07:33:12 AM »
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Re: How Old Are You?
« Reply #176 on: December 02, 2011, 07:39:15 AM »
I'm old enough to have this as one of my emoticons----------> :tick:

That's ok, I look decent for my age.

47 by the way...

Not that 47 is an old age but.....you look amazing for your age...  :omg:

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Re: How Old Are You?
« Reply #177 on: December 02, 2011, 07:43:53 AM »
43

As some of you know,I manage a major chain supermarket, and sometimes when I'm bagging, I'll hear a parent tell their child, "get out of the man's way."

I'm thinking, when the hell did I become a MAN??  :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: How Old Are You?
« Reply #178 on: December 02, 2011, 07:46:28 AM »
43

As some of you know,I manage a major chain supermarket, and sometimes when I'm bagging, I'll hear a parent tell their child, "get out of the man's way."

I'm thinking, when the hell did I become a MAN??  :lol

The greys in my beard gives it away. :lol
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Re: How Old Are You?
« Reply #179 on: December 02, 2011, 07:51:53 AM »
I'm old enough to have this as one of my emoticons----------> :tick:

That's ok, I look decent for my age.

47 by the way...

Not that 47 is an old age but.....you look amazing for your age...  :omg:
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Re: How Old Are You?
« Reply #180 on: December 02, 2011, 08:45:40 AM »
well I'm old enough to adopt you if you ever ... you know ...  :heart
Good enough for me  :metal don't be surprised if you see a girl with wild hair at your front door with a little sack on a stick...it may be me...OR, it could be a deranged runaway homeless child looking to rob you of your food and take your mattress, so if I don't send you a message that says I'm coming, DON'T let her in... :laugh:

awww a deranged runaway homeless child...... I would let her in too.... hope she knocks on my door.... and technically you'll be a deranged runaway homeless child too  :lol

officially invited you are!...
Well, I guess I WOULD be a deranged runaway homeless child to hike across seas to live with someone I've never met...but I can see myself in that position  :lol
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Re: How Old Are You?
« Reply #181 on: December 02, 2011, 08:51:00 AM »
well I'm old enough to adopt you if you ever ... you know ...  :heart
Good enough for me  :metal don't be surprised if you see a girl with wild hair at your front door with a little sack on a stick...it may be me...OR, it could be a deranged runaway homeless child looking to rob you of your food and take your mattress, so if I don't send you a message that says I'm coming, DON'T let her in... :laugh:

awww a deranged runaway homeless child...... I would let her in too.... hope she knocks on my door.... and technically you'll be a deranged runaway homeless child too  :lol

officially invited you are!...
Well, I guess I WOULD be a deranged runaway homeless child to hike across seas to live with someone I've never met...but I can see myself in that position  :lol
The deranged part would be covered well by the bag of snakes slung over your shoulder.

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Re: How Old Are You?
« Reply #182 on: December 02, 2011, 10:31:37 AM »
well I'm old enough to adopt you if you ever ... you know ...  :heart
Good enough for me  :metal don't be surprised if you see a girl with wild hair at your front door with a little sack on a stick...it may be me...OR, it could be a deranged runaway homeless child looking to rob you of your food and take your mattress, so if I don't send you a message that says I'm coming, DON'T let her in... :laugh:

awww a deranged runaway homeless child...... I would let her in too.... hope she knocks on my door.... and technically you'll be a deranged runaway homeless child too  :lol

officially invited you are!...
Well, I guess I WOULD be a deranged runaway homeless child to hike across seas to live with someone I've never met...but I can see myself in that position  :lol
The deranged part would be covered well by the bag of snakes slung over your shoulder.
lol so true :)

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Re: How Old Are You?
« Reply #183 on: December 02, 2011, 10:37:16 AM »
^^she is^^


38.

Ok I give in....

I was hoping you'd be older. :(

and this encouraged me... I'm 37.... but age is irrelevant... couldn't find a way to teach you that.... sigh

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Oh the power of 37...

hey forgot about this yesterday... just watched it ... fantastic... reaction from the guy is epic  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

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Re: How Old Are You?
« Reply #184 on: December 02, 2011, 10:45:48 AM »
well I'm old enough to adopt you if you ever ... you know ...  :heart
Good enough for me  :metal don't be surprised if you see a girl with wild hair at your front door with a little sack on a stick...it may be me...OR, it could be a deranged runaway homeless child looking to rob you of your food and take your mattress, so if I don't send you a message that says I'm coming, DON'T let her in... :laugh:

awww a deranged runaway homeless child...... I would let her in too.... hope she knocks on my door.... and technically you'll be a deranged runaway homeless child too  :lol

officially invited you are!...
Well, I guess I WOULD be a deranged runaway homeless child to hike across seas to live with someone I've never met...but I can see myself in that position  :lol
The deranged part would be covered well by the bag of snakes slung over your shoulder.
That may be too...funny how I was sitting here thinking about the snakes and being like, "That wouldn't be weird"  :rollin
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Re: How Old Are You?
« Reply #185 on: December 02, 2011, 05:06:14 PM »
18 bitches!!!!! :metal :metal :metal
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Re: How Old Are You?
« Reply #186 on: December 03, 2011, 01:55:38 AM »
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As some of you know,I manage a major chain supermarket, and sometimes when I'm bagging, I'll hear a parent tell their child, "get out of the man's way."

I'm thinking, when the hell did I become a MAN??  :lol

The greys in my pubes give it away. :lol

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Re: How Old Are You?
« Reply #187 on: December 03, 2011, 02:19:43 AM »
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Re: How Old Are You?
« Reply #188 on: December 03, 2011, 08:59:39 AM »
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her laughin
patrolin trying to catch her smilie movin

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Re: How Old Are You?
« Reply #189 on: December 03, 2011, 09:02:12 AM »
lolwut? meant for me?

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Re: How Old Are You?
« Reply #190 on: December 03, 2011, 10:47:58 AM »
31 though if I don't shave and the few grays come out, I look more like 25-28 and if I shave I look more like 20 or possibly younger.