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Bill, your level of failure increases every time you say that shit.
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Jackie, I hope you told SW to start making good music again :P

Come on dude.












When did he ever make good music?

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Just kidding. I like Blackest Eyes and Hello

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Shit's about to get ugly in this thread.

Oh wait, James is already here.
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Take off your clothes Jackie

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I'm going to break this quibble up right now by saying it puts the lotion on the skin.

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Nonono, Jackie likes this, it's foreplay for her

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It puts the lotion on the foreskin.

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Or else it gets the ho again

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Am I losing it or did my post thanking you for the reminder to lather up my tattoo before bed disappear? Anyway, stop this talk and let's get back to me being touched by Steven Wilson.
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Did you get to smell Steven Wilson's breath? Did it smell like bird feed?

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STEVEN WILSON :heart
IAN :heart
JACKIE :heart


Yep, best thread ever.

Thanks.

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Am I losing it or did my post thanking you for the reminder to lather up my tattoo before bed disappear? Anyway, stop this talk and let's get back to me being touched by Steven Wilson.

Isn't that why DTF exists? For men touching you?

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Am I losing it or did my post thanking you for the reminder to lather up my tattoo before bed disappear? Anyway, stop this talk and let's get back to me being touched by Steven Wilson.

Great pics, Jackie.  But... is it just me, or is Steven looking a bit thinner than usual?  Someone needs to feed him some cookies or something. :heart :laugh:

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Did you get to smell Steven Wilson's breath? Did it smell like bird feed?

How did you know?!

My roommate actually asked if I sniffed him.


 is it just me, or is Steven looking a bit thinner than usual? 

Nah, that's just my amazon ass dwarfing him  ;)


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Steven looks as skinny as I do, which gives me hope that one day I too will sign a girl's leg

I don't care about the musical integrity, I just want dem biddies.

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You can sign my leg anytime. The closer a man looks to just out of Dachau the better :eyebrows:
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can I sign your ass

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I did a Google image search for "Jackie's ass" and it was mostly porn but this also came up  ???:



Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Holy crap! That's scary!


Not your ass off course, I bet that's very nice and sweet and stuff  ;)

Or your leg....
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I did a Google image search for "Jackie's ass" and it was mostly porn but this also came up  ???:




Eww...Maria Shriver-esque.

Reminds me of that hottie-turned-trainwreck from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, Tracy Scoggins:



Sadly, a quick Google images search will confirm that this is only an "average" picture of her since there is no shortage of even worse ones. Sad too, since she used to be a bad mammajamma for a minute.

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Yeah, Botuline-Toxine will do that to you.
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I did a Google image search for "Jackie's ass" and it was mostly porn but this also came up  ???:





so is that a yes

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great thread..........who is Steve Wilson. Looks like the janitor at my kids elementary school
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 is it just me, or is Steven looking a bit thinner than usual? 

Nah, that's just my amazon ass dwarfing him  ;)

 :lol

The closer a man looks to just out of Dachau the better :eyebrows:

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great thread..........who is Steve Wilson. Looks like the janitor at my kids elementary school

 :rollin

You can't see it but his mop is leaning against the wall to his right.
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.