Author Topic: Ask a stupid question. Get a stupid answer. (Read 25790 times)

obscure · « **Reply #245 on:** November 14, 2011, 12:57:17 AM »

That we have to unlearn first.

If 'all men are the same', why the hell does it takes us women so long to choose one ?

lonestar · « **Reply #246 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:11:51 AM »

Cause women can't decide on anything, and before you get mad, remember, I've seen women shop for shoes, fucking shoes for godsake!!!

What is the meaning of all this tomfoolery?

obscure · « **Reply #247 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:13:13 AM »

I can' make any sense of it either.

Am I a boy?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #248 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:14:17 AM »

I dunno.

Do you, obscure, have a shoe fetish?

obscure · « **Reply #249 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:15:38 AM »

I like heavy metal boots, if that can be called a fetish...

can it be?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #250 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:17:08 AM »

Like hell it can.

Did that answer come across as creepy?

obscure · « **Reply #251 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:18:01 AM »

Not creepy enough

Am I evil?

lonestar · « **Reply #252 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:19:23 AM »

Just evil enough I hope.

Why, oh why, did she swallow a fly?

obscure · « **Reply #253 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:25:56 AM »

She was trying to catch Ytse.

Why did Cup swallow a cow?

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #254 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:31:30 AM »

Cuz milk does a body good.

Why is night time so much better than day time?

obscure · « **Reply #255 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:37:58 AM »

Cause we're the infamous practitioners of the dark side of the Force.

I always try doing the same mistakes to learn from them. Am I doing it right?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #256 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:38:42 AM »

If you learn from them.

Do I overthink things?

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #257 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:40:49 AM »

At times, yes. But it generally serves you well since you are very considerate and level-headed. Even moreso when you take into account that you're only 16.

Does this avatar make my ass look big?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #258 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:42:12 AM »

What doesn't?

Where is Waldo?

obscure · « **Reply #259 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:45:11 AM »

driving Floyd's car as his fat-ass doesn't fit in his sports seat.

is the only knowledge that can hurt you, the knowledge you don’t have? or is ignorance bliss?

Mosh · « **Reply #260 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:47:53 AM »

There is a chocolate called bliss.

Am I allowed to post in this thread?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #261 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:48:50 AM »

As long as you aren't a buzzkill.

What's your say on vidja games?

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #262 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:51:14 AM »

16-bit era for the win.

Better gf: One who swallows and only blows you 5 times a week or one that serves skull daily but vomits every time you dispense deoxyribonucleic acid?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #263 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:53:31 AM »

The first one. Quality always > quantity.

Better girlfriend: pretty, extroverted, and party-ish; or pretty, introverted, and studious?

lonestar · « **Reply #264 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:56:54 AM »

Whichever one is into leather and gag balls(for me, of course)

If I wasn't human, what animal would I be?

obscure · « **Reply #265 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:57:40 AM »

lionstar

me?

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #266 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:58:41 AM »

Sex kitten. We've covered this

Me?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #267 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:59:11 AM »

You'd be a filthy, filthy mutt.

What is your porn star name?

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #268 on:** November 14, 2011, 01:59:55 AM »

Frasier Delta by rule, but Dick Dynamite by choice.

Pudding or Jell-O?

obscure · « **Reply #269 on:** November 14, 2011, 02:01:13 AM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on November 14, 2011, 01:59:11 AM

What is your porn star name?

Damn mine was good too....

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #270 on:** November 14, 2011, 02:01:30 AM »

Jell-O because it comes in pretty colours.

What's obscure's porno name?

lonestar · « **Reply #271 on:** November 14, 2011, 02:02:56 AM »

Quote from: black_floyd on November 14, 2011, 01:59:55 AM

Frasier Delta by rule, but Dick Dynamite by choice.

Pudding or Jell-O?

Jell-o

What would obscure's porno name be?

Ninja'd by cup

obscure · « **Reply #272 on:** November 14, 2011, 02:04:34 AM »

pornscure...

what's yours? (whoever replies)

lonestar · « **Reply #273 on:** November 14, 2011, 02:06:01 AM »

lonestaff

Why did this conversation take this turn?

obscure · « **Reply #274 on:** November 14, 2011, 02:07:16 AM »

because you don't see yourself through my eyes.

in or out?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #275 on:** November 14, 2011, 02:09:51 AM »

IN

What did you mean by 'in or out'?

obscure · « **Reply #276 on:** November 14, 2011, 02:12:20 AM »

Ever notice that those who have nothing on the inside, are the one's that are the most preoccupied with what is on the outside....

or

you know what

you are a DUMBASS who didn't take it out in time....Which one do yo perefer?
a burnt pizza
a frozen beer
a pregnant girl

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #277 on:** November 14, 2011, 02:14:13 AM »

burnt pizza is still good. frozen beer is not legal for me to drink. i'm not interested in having kids

Are you more self-oriented or others-oriented?

obscure · « **Reply #278 on:** November 14, 2011, 02:16:10 AM »

all-oriented?

Does it all come down to the f-word?

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #279 on:** November 14, 2011, 02:16:57 AM »

Fuck yeah

70s or 90s music?

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