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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #1750 on: June 26, 2012, 06:11:44 PM »
U jelly PC/PS3 gamers?

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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #1751 on: June 26, 2012, 06:47:19 PM »
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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #1752 on: June 26, 2012, 06:55:07 PM »
u mad bro
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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #1753 on: June 26, 2012, 06:59:17 PM »
Eh, hopefully it'll be far less buggy by the time the PS3 version is ready.
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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #1754 on: June 26, 2012, 07:04:09 PM »
>Bethesda game on PS3
>Less buggy
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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #1755 on: June 26, 2012, 07:06:08 PM »
Surprisingly I've never run across many bugs in Skyrim.  Once or twice I've randomly teleported inside a dungeon to a different part of the dungeon, and sometimes my arms will mostly disappear except for the armor and gloves, but that's it.  /shrug

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« Reply #1756 on: June 26, 2012, 07:08:03 PM »
I've never seen much bugs, though I once saw a mammoth just walk to heaven (hilarious), but no game-breaking bugs.
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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #1757 on: June 26, 2012, 07:11:11 PM »
U jelly PC/PS3 gamers?



MAD jelly. :'(

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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #1758 on: June 26, 2012, 07:14:18 PM »
u mad bro

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« Reply #1759 on: June 26, 2012, 07:58:00 PM »
I actually have to wait a little bit because there's nowhere in town that sells MS Points, and I don't want to give my card number to Microsoft so they can fuck me over.
You probably don't have to wait a month though. FUCK.  My friend has an xbox, and he's rubbing it in that he can get it before I can.  :censored
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Re: SKYRIM!!!
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« Reply #1761 on: June 26, 2012, 11:20:33 PM »
True. But there's something about the PS3 architecture that makes them that much buggier.
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« Reply #1762 on: June 27, 2012, 11:56:55 AM »
Oh shit! Now you can smith weapons made from dragon bones! And they're stronger (without spells) than any of the other weapons I have (with spells!)!!
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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #1763 on: June 27, 2012, 12:00:07 PM »
HOLY SHIT.
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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #1764 on: June 27, 2012, 12:11:47 PM »
Oh shit! Now you can smith weapons made from dragon bones! And they're stronger (without spells) than any of the other weapons I have (with spells!)!!

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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #1765 on: June 27, 2012, 03:35:56 PM »
Oh shit! Now you can smith weapons made from dragon bones! And they're stronger (without spells) than any of the other weapons I have (with spells!)!!

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« Reply #1766 on: June 29, 2012, 05:45:07 PM »
OK, for those who've been following the series for a long time, there's some quest that give cool little insights into dwarves and snow elfs.
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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #1767 on: June 29, 2012, 07:38:23 PM »
I joined the Stormcloaks and slaughtered a bunch of Nazi Imperials. It was glorious.

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« Reply #1768 on: June 29, 2012, 07:41:22 PM »
OK, for those who've been following the series for a long time, there's some quest that give cool little insights into dwarves and snow elfs.

Cool!  Too bad I have to frickin wait though... :(

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« Reply #1769 on: June 30, 2012, 05:06:26 AM »
I joined the Stormcloaks and slaughtered a bunch of Nazi Imperials. It was glorious.

You chose poorly.  But hey, at least you get to worship Talos until the Thalmor waltz in and wipe you all out!

Oh shit! Now you can smith weapons made from dragon bones! And they're stronger (without spells) than any of the other weapons I have (with spells!)!!

There was already a mod for that, but the weapons were less powerful than Daedric (apparently the lore says nothing is stronger than Daedric)

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« Reply #1770 on: June 30, 2012, 05:08:06 AM »
Oh shit! Now you can smith weapons made from dragon bones! And they're stronger (without spells) than any of the other weapons I have (with spells!)!!

There was already a mod for that, but the weapons were less powerful than Daedric (apparently the lore says nothing is stronger than Daedric)

Well screw that then.  Daedric or nothing I guess...

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« Reply #1771 on: June 30, 2012, 07:39:53 AM »
I joined the Stormcloaks and slaughtered a bunch of Nazi Imperials. It was glorious.

You chose poorly.  But hey, at least you get to worship Talos until the Thalmor waltz in and wipe you all out!

Eh no worries. I'll choose the imperials with my next character whenever I make a new one. But does that actually happen in the game?

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« Reply #1772 on: June 30, 2012, 08:43:10 AM »
Not in the game, no.  But it would be coming soon.  I just can't stand the Stormcloaks at all.

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« Reply #1773 on: June 30, 2012, 08:49:15 AM »
Not in the game, no.  But it would be coming soon.  I just can't stand the Stormcloaks at all.

Well I'm not religious, so my motivations to join them came from the fact that the imperials are basically book burning nazis. It was fun taking over Whiterun and Solitude too. I guess if I joined the imperials, I'd be taking over Markarth and of course Windhelm? Lots of soldiers in Markarth Muhahahahahahaha

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« Reply #1774 on: June 30, 2012, 09:29:58 AM »
Oh shit! Now you can smith weapons made from dragon bones! And they're stronger (without spells) than any of the other weapons I have (with spells!)!!

There was already a mod for that, but the weapons were less powerful than Daedric (apparently the lore says nothing is stronger than Daedric)
Well, not anymore.
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« Reply #1775 on: June 30, 2012, 01:50:54 PM »
 :omg:

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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #1776 on: July 25, 2012, 10:08:10 AM »
So hopefully we (PC/PS3) will get Dawnguard next week? Seems like the 1.7 patch is on Steam already.

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« Reply #1777 on: July 25, 2012, 12:02:02 PM »
imperial legion FTW

Gonna wipe out those stormcloak barbarians

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« Reply #1778 on: July 25, 2012, 12:07:44 PM »
So hopefully we (PC/PS3) will get Dawnguard next week? Seems like the 1.7 patch is on Steam already.

Awesome, and I just picked up the PC version not too long ago in the summer sale! :caffeine:

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« Reply #1779 on: July 25, 2012, 06:13:13 PM »
The wiki said that it'll come 30 days after the xbox release. so.... tomorrow?

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« Reply #1780 on: July 25, 2012, 07:26:52 PM »
That'd be nice.

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« Reply #1781 on: July 25, 2012, 07:29:20 PM »
The wiki said that it'll come 30 days after the xbox release. so.... tomorrow?
Doubt it, at least on PS3.

Wouldn't be surprise if it is on Steam, though.
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« Reply #1782 on: July 25, 2012, 07:40:54 PM »
There's an opt-in option for beta on steam atm

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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #1783 on: July 25, 2012, 09:12:37 PM »
It's just a performance update.
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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #1784 on: July 25, 2012, 09:49:23 PM »
Go ahead, call me a wuss if it makes you feel better: I think Shroud Hearth Barrow is creepy as shit.
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